You are my friend and I value your advice... it has been changed... :)

You are my friend and I value your advice....it has been changed...:)

Lol you didn't have too mate but thanks anyhoo :)

Hey, How are you all doing?

Hey JH long time no speak how are you

Hey JesusHelper76. I am adam. Just thought I would say hey!

Hello Bear, It has been a while. Doing good.
Hey Adam...

This has been a long day. I'm glad it is about over.

Hi Jesushelper... hope you are having a fantabulous day. I am sweating in my office... now if I lose a pound or two that would be a good thing, but no instead they just have the furnace blasting on my head!

This has been a long day. I'm glad it is about over.

Same here adam

Hey Joe... nice to see you...

I am on this new diet and workout plan and it is driving me crazy already.

I am on this new diet and workout plan and it is driving me crazy already.

Oh not the same then lol I just feel crappy :D

Hi Jesushelper... hope you are having a fantabulous day. I am sweating in my office... now if I lose a pound or two that would be a good thing, but no instead they just have the furnace blasting on my head!!


That is not good. Your only going to lose head weight what is going to happen to the rest? Yikes.

Hello Stringer, been a long time. Good to see you.

Edit: Having an awesome day... Thank you...

How is the family Joe? And how are you doing personally and with work?

Sorry for so many questions, but haven't seen much of you...

Well they announced that they are closing the place. Yet they keep giving people temporary layoffs even though there closing. Does not make sense. It is not a good environment in there, only to get worse. I opted out, I left on my own terms. Now I am signed up for some career training and moving forward.

Family is well. We had our ups and downs but all in all we are doing pretty good. Doing better now then last year.

I am trying to center myself. Going away for a while in April and just take time off. So now that I have made some decisions I am a lot happier right now then I have been in a long time.

Well they announced that they are closing the place. Yet they keep giving people temporary layoffs even though there closing. Does not make sense. It is not a good enviroment in there, only to get worse. I opted out, I left on my own terms. Now I am signed up for some career training and moving foward.

Family is well. We had our ups and downs but all in all we are doing pretty good. Doing better now then last year.

I am trying to center myself. Going away for a while in april and just take time to center myself. So now that I have made some decisions I am a lot happier right now then I have been in a long time.

Minus the job problems that's good to hear :)

Well, My work day is over, I will see you guys in the morning. Later!

Yeppers, It is all good.

Adam, did I chase you off.

Later Adam.

Well, My work day is over, I will see you guys in the morning. Later!

Laters adam

It sounds like you are taking charge Joe that can only be good...

I am glad that the family is doing well...

Don't EVER forget a holiday gift...

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Don't EVER forget a holiday gift....

Daily Email Newsletter - Funniest Video of the Day (http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=1140)


Ha Ha... YUCK :eek:

Hey congrats on your EXPERT status Sir Stringer , well deserved!!

Stringer's an expert! Congrats my dear, well deserved, I voted for you! :)

M, you should be a relationship expert, or expert on finding Alty's little innuendo's, that's a job all in itself. ;)

Should I bring it up? Would you like to go green? Just say the word dear, I have no power whatsoever but I'll do my best, you're a shoe in anyway. :)

Darn, got to go cook. Back later. :(

Don't EVER forget a holiday gift....

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Lol nice vid stringer

M, expert on finding Alty's little innuendo's, that's a job all in itself. ;)



I'm a self proclaimed expert in this Alty LOL ;)

Hi Bear

Ps: sorry yes I know I'm invisible. Its basically because I'm logged on all day at work but not always here. Don't want anyone to think I'm ignoring them.

Thank you guys... I guess... we'll see... again, I think?

If that is true then I thank you personally Alty... naw, I know that it is... so thank you my dear for your faith in me... I think?

I'm a self proclaimed expert in this Alty LOL ;)

Hi Bear

ps: sorry yes I know i'm invisible. Its basically because I'm logged on all day at work but not always here. Don't want people to think i'm ignoring them.

Fair do's :)

lol nice vid stringer

Thank you sir...

Geese... I sound like I am running for an office, don't I? ;)

Thank you sir....

Geese...I sound like I am running for an office, don't I? ;)

What are your main policies :D

To make friends (voters) bear ha ha... that's all that our present Pres did... All I need is a mouth and a nice suit... (NOT)

And I understand that you too Starby said something nice about me too so...

Photo of the Day, Geraint Smith, Photography, Taos, New Mexico (http://geraintsmith.com/potd/pages/archive/june_06/june_01_06.html)

To make friends (voters) bear ha ha....that's all that our present Pres did...All I need is a mouth and a nice suit...(NOT)

And I understand that you too Starby said something nice about me too so....

Photo of the Day, Geraint Smith, Photography, Taos, New Mexico (http://geraintsmith.com/potd/pages/archive/june_06/june_01_06.html)

You don't have a mouth :eek:

Aww does this mean that you and starby are friends now and your not going to be after her tail (for that last feather lol) :D

Cya'll later its getting late here an I've a long day today (1.30 thurs morning lol)
Bye

Cya Bear :)

you dont have a mouth :eek:

aww does this mean that you and starby are friends now and your not gonna be after her tail (for that last feather lol) :D

cya'll later its getting late here an ive a long day today (1.30 thurs morning lol)
bye

Yep... but I am not a messiah with silk words... anyway... Nope, she still has to be careful... :D

Hey, How are you all doing?

LIONS... ROAR Arrrrr;) Hey you Joe!
Bear... you good?

Hey kids, anyone here? Hellooooooooo ::echo, echo, echo:: :)

YYYEEEEEeeSSSSssssssss..

Here but just about to head out the door Alty.

It is a penny right :D

Here but just about to head out the door Alty.

It is a penny right :D

"A penny?"

"A penny?"

Alty??


Got to go guys , see ya's :)

Confused... but that is a common state of my mind lately... it's OK though, I am going to 'rest' my mind so I can be schmarter...

Night M... and a good night to all...

Oh by the way Alty... I read on the 'experts' thread what you said about me, thanks... you do like me don't you... ha ha.

Night hon.

Congrats Stringy! :)

Congrats Stringy!! :)

Thanks again Starby... :)

Well we are helping the environment! We've all gone GREEN! :p

Green? Not me, I'm no tree hugger... ha ha

Get some rest tonight Starby...

Night now...

It's not likely I'm going to get any sleep with a houseguest again... but I'll give it a whirl! I'm a grumpy Duck!

Sleep well Stringy! Nitey Night!

Stringer, so you aren't a tree hugger, just a hugger?? LOL

Looks like you might be on your way off the site and if so... nite and sweet dreams.

Starby, you still up and about?

Hellooo miss Rebby! Oh yes... I'm here! :D

Well Howdy Little Missy! How's my buddy??

I'm... well... tired of company! ;) How are you doing my sweets? I miss you!

I miss you also. I am about to dig my way out of my tunnel, I believe, finally!! When is that "company" going to vamoooooose? LOL I hope we get to visit soon. I know you have been busy and I have been in a funk. Hopefully soon, we can catch up!

Hopefully he'll be gone by the wkd.! I'm not letting him out of here until he earns his keep this time though. So far he's been creating more of a mess than he's cleaning up after it! Grrrrrr!

I got your letter, but haven't gotten to it yet. I've got so many emails, and just can't seem to get caught up. I'm being constantly interupted, and always someone looking over my shoulder!

Oh noooo, I hear him stirring... blah!

Looks like you might have gotten side-tracked Starby! I was headed to bed but wanted to check in. I miss everyone. Hope to catch all of you soon..

Night! Night!

There you are! Sorry Starby. Well, since company is stirring, you will probably not be able to type like you want to anyway. Don't worry about the note. Just take care and let's catch up soon. Ok?
Love!

Sweet dreams Rebby! We will speak soon okay!

Night Night! http://www.postsmile.com/img/emotions/181.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/) Mmmwwaaa!

It's not likely I'm going to get any sleep with a houseguest again...but I'll give it a whirl! I'm a grumpy Duck!

Sleep well Stringy!! Nitey Nite!

AGAIN?? Why would you let him back in? YOU have to put some cement on that heart of yours girl... (Do I sound tuff?? ):)

Smoke break is over (Alty... listening?) and I AM going to bed about now... NO... now... NOW I AM for sure this is crazy being up this late every night and getting up at 6:30 am!


GOOD NIGHT... (now.)

I still seeeeee youuuuu!

The cement is setting as we speak I tell you!

Ah, so this is where all the lunati... cool people hang out. ;)

Oh, you found our secret hideaway! Was it the trail of bread crumbs? Haha! Hi Silver... 'bout time you arrived! ;)

AGAIN?!?!?!?!?! Why would you let him back in? YOU have to put some cement on that heart of yours girl...(Do I sound tuff????):)



Agreed, either that or get a lock for your door :D


Ah, so this is where all the lunati...... cool people hang out. ;)

Well saved silver fox :D

I've got 3 locks on each door! He must have crawled in through the cracks in the foundation! Isn't that how all of the bugs get in? ;)

Mornin Bear!

Mornin starby, I've got up thinking I'm all right for time to get to my lesson at 10 but now just this second remembered it started at 9 :( this days going to go great I can tell

Howre you doing, long time no speak :)

I'm just trying to weed through 321 emails! WOW! So I guess you missed your class? It's about 10am now isn't it?

It's almost 3am here, and I'm wide awake once again. I just can't sleep when there is someone else in my house and just upsetting the whole balance of things! Blah!

I hope your day goes better!

I'm just trying to weed through 321 emails! WOW! So I guess you missed your class? It's about 10am now isn't it?

It's almost 3am here, and I'm wide awake once again. I just can't sleep when there is someone else in my house and just upsetting the whole balance of things! Blah!

I hope your day goes better!
Wow 321 emails aren't you ms popular :)
Yea just gone 10, ahh well I know there's another one at 1 so I'm going to head for that one,
I see you're a fellow insomniac too :D, is it the same guy as last time that's stirring up trouble again?

Actually I'm going to try sneak in a couple more hours kip before I have to leave, good luck with your pest problem hope they don't overstay their welcome this time :), laters

Sorry Bear, didn't realise you answered till now! Yes, same guy. 4am and going to bed now... hope I don't get woken up again! Grrrrr! I made him a list of things he needs to do today. Cleaning, errands, taking Niki to the park, groceries that he needs to get and pay for, etc. and I told him it all needs to be done before the wkd. and that's as long as he can stay, PERIOD! I've had enough.

Hope you had a good nap, and you make your next class Bear. Have a good one! ;)

Sorry Bear, didn't realise you answered till now! Yes, same guy. 4am and going to bed now...hope I don't get woken up again! Grrrrr! I made him a list of things he needs to do today. Cleaning, errands, taking Niki to the park, groceries that he needs to get and pay for, etc., and I told him it all needs to be done before the wkd., and that's as long as he can stay, PERIOD! I've had enough.

Hope you had a good nap, and you make your next class Bear. Have a good one! ;)

Yea I had a POWER NAP and I made it in this time lol :D

Is it the same problem as before, i.e wife being a beeatch and him being all mopey because of it or a new problem.
Do you reckon hell get them all done straight away or wait till the last minute, or (and I think this is most likely :D) not do some and see how far he can push you on your chore settings

Woo-hoo!! I got my fifth green blobby thing!

And yes, I'm invisible. No, I'm not going to change it.

Oh, and yup, bad mood. ;)

NO work----no food---no use of the facilities----which means you control the toilet paper... he works---he gets TP.

Congrats Stringer (;

Edit::: I am usually invisible too but most of the time its because I am not logged in. Ha Ha.. lol..

Woo-hoo!!! I got my fifth green blobby thing!!

And yes, I'm invisible. No, I'm not going to change it.

Oh, and yup, bad mood. ;)

How can such a beautiful human being have a bad attitude... not possible... :)

Congrats Stringer (;

Edit::: I am usually invisible too but most of the time its because I am not logged in. Ha Ha.. lol..

Thank you Joe.

We must be respectful to our friends wishes... :)

How can such a beautiful human being have a bad attitude... not possible...

Awww... JR KISSES

There's just too much going on in my life right now. I feel like a Jane Austen heroine. *sigh*

Awww.... JR KISSES

There's just too much going on in my life right now. I feel like a Jane Austen heroine. *sigh*

Oooopppps... lost me on that one hon... is that a romance novelist? Not a Star Wars epic I take it?? He hee:D

Lol, nope. The era of Jane Eyre, Woman in White, Wuthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice. You know, tragedy, comedy, betrayal, promise, etc. all those "full" emotions...

Oh by the way Alty....I read on the 'experts' thread what you said about me, thanks...you do like me don't you.....ha ha.

Night hon.

HEY YOU... Congrats on the Expert status;) Nice job Stringer.

HEY YOU...Congrats on the Expert status;) Nice job Stringer.

Thank you my Lady... :)

Lol, nope. The era of Jane Eyre, Woman in White, Wuthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice. You know, tragedy, comedy, betrayal, promise, etc. all those "full" emotions...

You know us guys, we can only take emotions is short blasts and then need to retreat to our 'caves' with BEER! (And sports on TV)

Here, this is something to make you smile... watch all the way through... After drugs, only a few brain cells left... :rolleyes:

http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=1139

Stringer, I love that show. What does a yellow light mean? LMAO

Lol... awesome. Christopher Lloyd is great :)

Stringer, I love that show. What does a yellow light mean? LMAO

I did too Start... pretty funny characters...

Lol... awesome. Christopher Lloyd is great :)

'Back to the Future' kind of crazy character in that one also...

Somehow... his name rings familiar... (?)

Heehee Stringer is sneaky this morning!

Heehee Stringer is sneaky this morning!

That's a good thing right? :rolleyes:

You got to be sometimes!

I want a day to sleep in...

Hey Start I was telling my S/O last night about your fifteen girl plan... he told me "Never, not happening EVER" not fifteen anyway...

I actually don't think that fifteen girls could fit comfortably in our house. I did tell him that I am going to do the slumber party thing this summer for our daughter... her birthday is the first week of school which isn't the most fun time to have a party, so I am going with the 6 mo. Celebration for her friends this year.

Actually it's more like a 9 mo. Celebration.

You gotta be sometimes!!

Keep 'um guessing..

I want a day to sleep in...

Hey Start I was telling my S/O last night about your fifteen girl plan... he told me "Never, not happening EVER" not fifteen anyway...

I actually don't think that fifteen girls could fit comfortably in our house. I did tell him that I am going to do the slumber party thing this summer for our daughter... her bday is the first week of school which isn't the most fun time to have a party, so I am going with the 6 mo. celebration for her friends this year.

"S/O" ? Sweet Otherhalf ? Not up on text talk

I want a day to sleep in...

Hey Start I was telling my S/O last night about your fifteen girl plan... he told me "Never, not happening EVER" not fifteen anyway...

I actually don't think that fifteen girls could fit comfortably in our house. I did tell him that I am going to do the slumber party thing this summer for our daughter... her bday is the first week of school which isn't the most fun time to have a party, so I am going with the 6 mo. celebration for her friends this year.

That is exaclty why my husband is leaving with our three boys this weekend to go camping in the rain. I know its crazy, I know I am crazy, but the things I do for her, she will never know until it falls on her own plate. I love her and want her to be able to get CRAZY as long as I am here to see it;)

Sounds like fun Justy, take lots of pics;)

"S/O" ? Sweet Otherhalf ? Not up on text talk

Wasn't aiming for text talk really, but significant other. (That is what you call the man you live with, have dated for five years and hasn't put a ring on your finger. :D)

Wasn't aiming for text talk really, but significant other. (That is what you call the man you live with, have dated for five years and hasn't put a ring on your finger. :D)

I know what a catch you are... WHAT is WRONG with this man?? :confused::D

It's called commitment phobia... I have done my share of pushing and he has done his share of rebelling... but things are great with us. The ring will come, but I am OK waiting until he is ready (took 6 months of self-help therapy to say that line ;))

It's called commitment phobia... I have done my share of pushing and he has done his share of rebelling... but things are great with us. The ring will come, but I am ok waiting til he is ready (took 6 mos of self-help therapy to say that line ;))

Ok... but I guess that I would say that '5 years' is a commitment... isn't it? Sorry, I don't want to probe... :)

It's a commitment. We are in a great place. He has never been married and we have had some obsticles that I think he has had a hard time adjusting to.

Children.
Custody Case.
His sister's big wedding in the works.
My tubes are tied, he wants children of his own.
My push for marriage.

He is committed to this relationship, the ring will come.

Wasn't aiming for text talk really, but significant other. (That is what you call the man you live with, have dated for five years and hasn't put a ring on your finger. :D)

YouTube - BEYONCE - SINGLE LADIES (PUT A RING ON IT) OFFICIAL VIDEO & LYRICS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU4uEWyRt_U)

It's a commitment. We are in a great place. He has never been married and we have had some obsticles that I think he has had a hard time adjusting to.

Children.
Custody Case.
His sister's big wedding in the works.
My tubes are tied, he wants children of his own.
My push for marriage.

He is committed to this relationship, the ring will come.

Thanks Justy, but I was digging and that wasn't nice of me... sorry again hon.

YouTube - BEYONCE - SINGLE LADIES (PUT A RING ON IT) OFFICIAL VIDEO & LYRICS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU4uEWyRt_U)

OMG, it is SO funny because this song came on the radio last weekend when we were out... I turned to him and said, listen Beyonce made you a song... :D

Thanks Justy, but I was digging and that wasn't nice of me...sorry again hon.

It's quite all right. I pushed real hard for awhile and then I gave myself the mental ultimatum, but in the end I realized that we have a great relationship, that the only thing we have ever really disagreed about was moving the relationship forward, but there are a lot of things that we have going on. In the end, I would rather wait until he is ready, then to push him out of my life.

Also, my divorce was not even finalized until Jan 2007.

Ya... you need a ring

Yeah, we get that all the time.

He actually got laid off last summer and just got back to work at the beginning of the year. I am hoping that once we are back on our feet, he will think about the ring.

I didn't mean to kill the room :o

How'd you do that... semi automatic, bomb scare, gasses?? Ha ha.

I have to leave for a while... business appointment... bye...

Hey everyone. I don't have time to read up, but I thought I would say hey!

Hey everyone. I don't have time to read up, but I thought I would say hey!

I was so funny I thought in my head, hey it Adam, bet he is on to say "Hey, I haven't read the last pages, but HI!!" LOL

How are you doing today Adam?

Well, You guessed it. Lol.

I am doing good. I am looking for a new job. How are you doing?

Haha, was just thinking about doing the same. I am sick of being expected to be psychic at this job.

Other than that I am just peachy :D

They treat me like a b*tch around here at work. They pay me to do office work which his a pain in itself, but they have me go and do labor work half of the time when they need something done. I am just tired of being used. So, I am looking for another job where I know what I am doing when I go to work.

I sympathize with being the witch around the office. Ugh.

I also want to note... I BROKE 1,000!!

What do you mean you broke 1000?

Well, there hasn't been anyone around for awhile, but see you guys tomorrow.

1,000 posts Adam

Wow, you're on your way up Justy. Before you know it you'll look back, realize you're at over 4000 and start to questions whether you spend too much time here.

Oh poo! :(

Oh by the way Alty....I read on the 'experts' thread what you said about me, thanks...you do like me don't you.....ha ha.

Night hon.

Experts Thread?? :confused: So you guys have a private thread that only the Elite can view :rolleyes:

Experts Thread??? :confused: So you guys have a private thread that only the Elite can view :rolleyes:

We should be able to lock a member's thread then... so we can talk about all those Experts... geesh.

We should be able to lock a member's thread then... so we can talk about all those Experts... geesh.


LOL... good point Justy ;)

Experts Thread??? :confused: So you guys have a private thread that only the Elite can view :rolleyes:

Um, no, not at all, nothing to know, nothing to see, move along, yup, move along, it's all good. :cool:

Stringer, you're in trouble now! :eek:

We don't say anything bad there... right Alty?. Stringy?. nope nothing... not one thing... nada... nil... Muuwwaahahahaha!

Hhmmmm... :cool:

Are we allowed to talk about the "expert thread"? I don't know if we are. :eek:

Besides, it doesn't exist, it's a figment of Starby's and Stringy's imagination, you know how they get M, all silly and forgetful. They're thinking of a different site, not AMHD.

Mods, Admin, I just want to point out that I said nothing, nope, nothing at all, it wasn't me, it was Stringer and Starby, I'm totally innocent. Yup, for the first time in my life I'm innocent! Have fun with that one M! :D

Hey, I got my 8th greenie square! Thank you Artlady, you were number 900! :)

I'd like to thank my fans, my fellow AMHDers without whom this would not be possible. I'd like to thank the little people, the big people and the medium people. I'd like to thank myself, because, damn, I'm good! :D

You may now throw money! :p

Are we allowed to talk about the "expert thread"? I don't know if we are. :eek:

Besides, it doesn't exist, it's a figment of Starby's and Stringy's imagination, you know how they get M, all silly and forgetful. They're thinking of a different site, not AMHD.



Ok I believe you :cool:


I'm totally innocent. Yup, for the first time in my life I'm innocent! :D

Don't believe you :rolleyes:

Are we allowed to talk about the "expert thread"? I don't know if we are. :eek:

Besides, it doesn't exist, it's a figment of Starby's and Stringy's imagination, you know how they get M, all silly and forgetful. They're thinking of a different site, not AMHD.

Mods, Admin, I just want to point out that I said nothing, nope, nothing at all, it wasn't me, it was Stringer and Starby, I'm totally innocent. Yup, for the first time in my life I'm innocent! Have fun with that one M! :D

Yep... throw them to the hungry dogs huh? ;)

Don't believe you

What? But, I am innocent. How could you look into my bunny eyes and think anything else?

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Yep...throw them to the hungry dogs huh? ;)

It's every man/woman/bunny for themselves. :D

It's every man/woman/bunny for themselves. :D

I see... :)

I see....:)

::backs away:: you know I lub you, right Stringy?

Running, running, running! M! Help! Stringy looks mad, there's smoke coming out of his ears! Ahhhhhhh! :eek:

I promised Jared he could play on the puter for a while, I'll be back later. Be good, I know it's hard when I'm not around, but try. ;)

Yep...throw them to the hungry dogs huh? ;)

Yep... funny how we get thrown into the ring of fire when it starts heating up hey? Hmmm! Ducks and fire... me no likey! :(

Yep...funny how we get thrown into the ring of fire when it starts heating up hey? Hmmm!! Ducks and fire...me no likey! :(

Hmmmm... that smell, so goooood... can it be roasted, crispy, juicy... DUCK?? I am so hungry... and that smells so good...

Roast duck here I come! I'll make the potatoes, you bring the side dishes Stringy. I'm setting the table right now. Finally, we got the duck! :)

Noooo frieded DUCK! QUACK!

Look at that hot crispy browned skin, smell that... my mouth is watering, my senses are overcome.. My stomach is GROWLING!!

I thought it was a tanning bed... tricked again!

look at that hot crispy browned skin, smell that....my mouth is watering, my senses are overcome......! My stomach is growling!!!!!

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M, that was cruel! :(

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God I am HUNGRY... Marta! Do we have any duck? NO? Well then I know where a duck is... already plucked!:eek:

I WANT DUCK!!

This sucks. :(

Okay, going to go make a bite to eat, maybe chicken, it's close to duck.

I'll be back later kids! :)

Why are my legs sticking out like that? I don't have bowed legs! Waaaaaaa! Big meanies!

Why are my legs stickin out like that?? I don't have bowed legs! Waaaaaaa!! Big meanies!

"Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies....." - anonymous

I love this guy he's cool...

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I'm still hungry for duck, chicken is a poor substitute. :(

"Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies....." - anonymous

I know who you are... and I know how to find you! Watch out for the fly by! :eek:

I am totally ashamed of myself (hanging my head), I should have known better that to want to eat this beautiful Duck... she was so alive and perky, so, so, so... delicious!!

Where is my... fork?!

I buried your fork and your knife! You are just too careless with them!

But you need sharp pointy things to devour a golden brown roasted duck!

But you need sharp pointy things to devour a golden brown roasted duck!

Just have to use your teeth then. Get in touch with your inner caveman.

Just have to use your teeth then. Get in touch with your inner caveman.

:eek: No biting the Duck! That's bad... very bad! I will peck you to death!

:eek: No biting the Duck! That's bad....very bad! I will peck you to death!

It's already been roasted, we are just supposed to sit and smell roasted duck... not even lick it??

I'm not roasted... it's just a very nice coppergirl tan! Since I'm a nakie duck, I need to use suncreen too! Sunscreen doesn't taste good! Yeachhh!

It's already been roasted, we are just supposed to sit and smell roasted duck... not even lick it???

Not even going there... ha

Happy Friday people!

Happy Friday Mr. Tiger.

Have you been to the male nicknames thread...

Course if you go you will have to truthfully list the nickname.

Have not even heard of it... may have to check it out

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-member-discussions/what-men-nicknames-325233-5.html

Thanks for the "balancer" Justy... the nerve of some people!! :)

No problem... course that locks me from agreeing with you for awhile.

Not like you normally agree with me anyway! :D

Hey kids, how's tricks?

I just coughed up yellow chunky phlegm, me no likey. :(

Anyone feel sorry for me? Come on, I need some sympathy, or a kick in the butt, your choice. :)

I will kick you in the butt, then feel sorry for you that I did it... :)

Hey kids, how's tricks?

I just coughed up yellow chunky phlegm, me no likey. :(

Anyone feel sorry for me? Come on, I need some sympathy, or a kick in the butt, your choice. :)

Alty, did you ever consider maybe you give TMI...

Glad, it was yellow and not green. (That is the most supportive comment I could think of.)

Alty, did you ever consider maybe you give TMI...

Justy dear, TMI is my middle name. Besides, got to keep you kids on your toes. :D

Admit it, when I come out to play you never know what I'm going to say, it's fun! Right? :o

I will kick you in the butt, then feel sorry for you that I did it... :)

I don't know how to feel about that. :eek::(

Definitely, I mean last night I left typical conversation about the "Expert's" hiding threads for us "normies" to come back to conversations about roasting ducks... I never know where the next u-turn will lead.

You really can't miss a post here, you get lost awfully quick if you do.

We're a strange bunch, a silly bunch, a quirky, crazy, loopy bunch, but we're a fun bunch, so it's all good. Also, we're harmless, ish. ;)

Hey Everyone. Anyone miss me? I doubt it, but I just now got the time to come by and say hey!

Hey Everyone. Anyone miss me? I doubt it, but I just now got the time to come by and say hey!

Adam... you are a valued friend... of course we are glad to see you bud.

Hey kc... we highjacked your thread and you won't even come visit.

You didn't want to come in the other thread and share your Bo'Jangles name?

Hey Everyone. Anyone miss me? I doubt it, but I just now got the time to come by and say hey!

Did you read up first??

If not I am withholding my "Good Afternoon"!

Especially since you pop in with a half hour of work left... GEESH, the nerve. ;)

How are you today Adam?

Did you read up first???

If not I am withholding my "Good Afternoon"!!

Especially since you pop in with a half hour of work left... GEESH, the nerve. ;)

How are you today Adam?

I did catch up this time. Ducky got roasted and everyone wanted to eat her. Then Alty was trying to give everyone up for her own protection, You were trying to get KC to reveal his name for his private parts and I think that is about it. I know about the whole 30 minutes thing, but now it is 25.


Hey Stringer! Thanks! How are you?

i did catch up this time. Ducky got roasted and everyone wanted to eat her. Then Alty was trying to give everyone up for her own protection, You were trying to get KC to reveal his name for his private parts and I think that is about it. I know about the whole 30 minutes thing, but now it is 25.


Hey Stringer! Thanks! how are you?

Just sitting back and watching (in wonder) Adam... How's the job search going?

Well, I applied for some job that I am not sure what it is and that is about it. I was working outside today, so I didn't have access to a computer and when I get off work all the good jobs are already closed.

i did catch up this time. Ducky got roasted and everyone wanted to eat her. Then Alty was trying to give everyone up for her own protection, You were trying to get KC to reveal his name for his private parts and I think that is about it. I know about the whole 30 minutes thing, but now it is 25.


Hey Stringer! Thanks! how are you?

KUDOS... guess that is why you said hello without the admission today :D

Well, I applied for some job that I am not sure what it is and that is about it. I was working outside today, so I didn't have access to a computer and when I get off work all the good jobs are already closed.

I see... how about sending resumes'?

I could send resumes, but I am not sure how it works. What does a resume include?

I am great at improving resumes...

I could send resumes, but I am not sure how it works. What does a resume include?

Your job history and search objective goals... with this economy you will want to put together a strong one.

Well, the inevitable is going to happen and I won't see it come most likely. Only 76 posts left. Please don't leave me out of the next one guys. Just let me know where it is.

Wow, we burned through another thread already... geesh.

Do you pop in on the weekends at all Adam?

I don't really but we can make sure it is linked in.

I don't have internet at my home yet. I just bought the home at the end of January and have only had cable for a month so I haven't got around to getting internet. I will miss it. I won't be back until Monday. See you Guys then! I hope everybody has a great weekend.

Adam, I always post a link to the next thread as near to the end of the old thread as possible. Just keep your eyes and ears open. If you don't find it, PM me and I'll send you the link. K? ;)

Or just go to the Lounge , you'll find us :)

M and M, isn't it Saturday for you? Whatcha up to? Tell me! Tell me! I want to know! ;)

Yep Saturday morning Alty , nearly 10am. Just checking up on you kids ;)

I'm a kid? Hee, hee, I'm a kid. Big kiss to you M for calling me a kid.

I feel young now, going to skip, skip, jump, jump, ow, crap, you can break a hip that way. :(

This kid is too old to play your reindeer games. ;)

Got to run, stuff to do, children to beat, you know, same old same old. ;)

We should start thinking about the new thread. Any volunteers to start it? Please? Anyone? Justy? M? Stringer? Adam? Bear? Anyone other than me? Please? :(

See you Alty , have a good day... I mean night or is it afternoon??

Oh never mind!!

It's 4pm M, so late afternoon.

Poo, I really have to run.

Running, running, running, panting, panting, crap, I'm out of shape.

Limping away now.

Later. :)

Your job history and search objective goals... with this economy you will want to put together a strong one.

Yep I agree, I used see at least 15 to 25 resumes' a week, now I am getting a least 40 a week.

Good advice Justy.

You can also Google 'resumes' also and get additional advice. But Justy is right you have to stand out from the crowd. Don't make it more than two pages and be clear and brief.

Attach a picture Adam... that will get'um for sure.. :D

Well, the inevitable is going to happen and I won't see it come most likely. Only 76 posts left. Please don't leave me out of the next one guys. Just let me know where it is.

We can decide that now Adam... After Alty or Starduck start a new one we can appoint Justy now to be responsible personally to contact you... :)

Stringer, you are long overdue for a turn. I nominate Stringer to start the new thread. Do I hear a second? :)

The boys are too lazy! You know they always leave it to us girls! Hee hee! :p

The minions haven't finished renovating all of our Castles yet, we still owe for the damage we did at Friends Hotel, there was a horrible storm on the Island, the big bar brawl at Alty's Pub got us banned, Chicky's Café got taken over by some big wigs, Sneezy's Kleenex Box was too small to fit us all,. uhhmmm, well let just say we get kicked out of everywhere!

Soooo... we have little time before the park warden shows up and figures out we've been staying in this cabin without permission! Another plan foiled. :(

I've got a couple of idea's in the works for Stringy! They'll never find us there! :D

Ideeeeea's?

Alty and I determined we are most comfortable in the gutter ;)

I just don't know if ghosts and such like gutters.

My idea's are secret! Muuwaahahahaha! :p

Maybe Ole McStringy's Farm?

How about a brothel? I like that idea. :)

There is already one of those in the social groups isn't there? LOL

There is already one of those in the social groups isn't there? LOL

It's not a brothel, it's a place for people with extreme sexual frustration, there's a difference. :rolleyes:

Hey there! Long not seen! What's up?

Here, I'm very busy with studies... connection at home hopefully will be for the 20th of this month, except if there's a whatever problem.

Ah ha! Alty's no more invisible!!

Hey there Unky! How's stuff? You've missed the marshmellow roasts around the campfire at the cabin!

Glad to hear you will be getting an internet hookup again. :)

Every time I come her I am so lost

Hay you all you people rock and have fun and listen to this
bob marley - Google Video (http://video.google.com/videosearch?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&=&q=bob%20marley&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#)

Hey Starbs and Artlady. You quite recently joined this thread I think?

Yup, tired, and hopefully I'll get my connection. Gosh, tuition time already!! See you! :)

Hey you Artsy!

Here you go! You drink your champagne and light your candles, and dine on your lobster. :D

I'm still confused... LOL!

YouTube - Tina Turner Al Green Let's Stay Together Live 2005 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fphB8Ig9kU&feature=related)

Unky! Long time no talk sweetie. How are you? How's your family? Tell all, I'm here and want to hear it! :)

This has to be one of the craziest threads I've ever seen. Altenweg your ability to twist words is just fantastic. Anyway I'm coming in whether you like it or not :P

Fair do's :) welcome aboard DV
Although this ones nearly over there soon to be another thread coming along shortly :)

fair do's :) welcome aboard DV
although this ones nearly over there soon to be another thread coming along shortly :)

Yeah I saw, did some back reading. :) should be interesting

Morning kiddos!. or Evenin Bear!

Yep, this thread will likely be done be tomorrow. Better pack up your tents and sleeping bags. Make sure someone puts the campfire out!

I think the minions are still painting the Castle, so where shall we go? I hear Stringy's Uncle has a farm! ;)

Evenin starby :) hope your well

I see you Stringy... come out, come out wherever you are! You can run but you can't hide!

DV, I sure hope you didn't read all 146 pages... lol

evenin starby :) hope your well

Hey Bear! Still a sitting here with my leg up. Same ole, same ole! How was your wkd.

Hey Bear! Still a sittin here with my leg up. Same ole, same ole! How was your wkd.?

Sorry to hear your not back on your two webbed feet yet :), as for my weekend, well it was pretty uneventful

Well at least I survived another "roasting!" That dern Sheriff... always "fowls" up! Heehee!

As long as it has cable I don't care :)

I see you Stringy....come out, come out wherever you are! You can run but you can't hide!

DV, I sure hope you didn't read all 146 pages...lol

Actually I was thinking about it, funny conversations :) I read about the first 5 pages and the last 3 or 4.

Yeah, we're a little nuts around here. It's our home away from home. Never a dull moment. We've lived in Castles, Pubs, Cafe's, Kleenex Boxes (don't ask, lol) an Island or two, a Hotel... we go through the places once every few weeks or so. I can't even remember all the places we've had. Our main home is the Castle though, but these rowdy's keep on wreckin the place, so we need to find other places to stay while reno's are happening! LOL!

Hey I know! The Sheriff and the Deputy must have room at the jail! Anyone want to go to jail? Haha!

o. __ ~

What the heck was that? Morse code? Are you drunk Sheriff?

Jail is an interesting idea, lets look at the pro's and con's(I know it's a bad pun)
Pro:no rent!
Con:bubba may want to snuggle with you in the night
Pro:cant get kicked out!
Con:cant really do anything, very restrictive
Pro:if your life long ambition was to learn how to make a shank, this is your chance!
Con:that con who's mom you slept with? Yeah he already made a shank...

May be missing a few... any other thoughts on the matter?

What the heck was that? Morse code? Are you drunk Sheriff?

WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!! (slap slap!!!!) THAT WAS A 'WINK' !!!!!!!!!!

I know that the handcuffs are tight, but they are new and will loosen as you wear them... hee hee

Oh yes, Bubba... I never thought of him.

Pro:: Free meals
Con:: The meals

Pro:: You get a free picture to give to your friends and family
Con:: It's your mug shot

Pro:: We can play in the prison yard
Con:: Solitary confinement

WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP !!!!!!! (slap slap!!!!) THAT WAS A 'WINK' !!!!!!!!!!

I know that the handcuffs are tight, but they are new and will loosen as you wear them...hee hee

Con:: The Sheriff screams at you in the morning!

Con:: I hear Ducks aren't treated well in prison.

:p

Mrs 'Bubba' is now the Secretary of State so is she the Bubette?

Mrs 'Bubba' is now the Secretary of State so is she the Bubette?

Well what is it that Bubba does in jail?. you can form your own conclusions! Bubbette is likely doing the same to us. Hahaha!

Con:: The Sheriff screams at you in the morning!

Con:: I hear Ducks aren't treated well in prison.

:p

That;s what the excon's tell me... something about plucked... but what do I know?? :confused:

Lol at the picture. So I think we have safely ruled out jail as the next home?

Oh but think of the crazy antics that would ensue! Lol

Nawww don't be shy... oh well, you come back now... ya hear!?

We have even improved the food; yeppers... now you get a full pat of what looks like butter on that bread heel and we now screen the dark stuff out of da water a fore we give it to you... see, it ain't all that bad (anymore.. hee hee)

Okay, here's your choices kids. The jail, the farm, an amusement park, a disco bar, a circus, a shoe, old mother hubbards cupboard, or a dude ranch!. or we could always go back to the sanatorium! LOL!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/yall-come-visit-our-new-updated-brand-spankin-new-jail-lounge-326484.html#post1591664

OK... come and experience some REAL hospitality!!

Okay, here's your choices kids. The jail, the farm, an amusement park, a disco bar, a circus, a shoe, old mother hubbards cupboard, or a dude ranch!...or we could always go back to the sanatorium! LOL!

OOOOooooppppps!!

Okay, here's your choices kids. The jail, the farm, an amusement park, a disco bar, a circus, a shoe, old mother hubbards cupboard, or a dude ranch!...or we could always go back to the sanatorium! LOL!

What a sexist! No chick ranch? :P

I admit the jail could be interesting. If I remember my nursery rhymes better I might vote for hubbards... but really considering this crowd I think the circus is the way to go, we could make a fortune!

Stringy started the new thread.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/yall-come-visit-our-new-updated-brand-spankin-new-jail-lounge-326484.html

Starby, did you ever think you'd live to see the day that Stringer actually started a thread? I think we may have died.

Yup, it's a jail, we're dead. :(

Stringy started the new thread.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/yall-come-visit-our-new-updated-brand-spankin-new-jail-lounge-326484.html

Starby, did you ever think you'd live to see the day that Stringer actually started a thread? I think we may have died.

Yup, it's a jail, we're dead. :(

Nawwwww... just come on in to our parlor it just looks like a jail... ya'll are safe... if you behave... (sneer, sneer; twisting my mustache... ) we do offer therapy...

Behave? What's that? Parlor? Are you the spider dear, am I the fly? I don't want to come into your parlor. :(

Starby, we may have sealed our doom.

what a sexist! no chick ranch? :P

i admit the jail could be interesting. if i remember my nursery rhymes better i might vote for hubbards....but really considering this crowd i think the circus is the way to go, we could make a fortune!

There would have been chicks at the Dude Ranch!. mind you, it would have been YOUR job to clean out the coops! :p

Yes, we might have to join the circus next. We need the extra income to pay the minions at the Castle after all.

Behave? What's that? Parlor? Are you the spider dear, am I the fly? I don't want to come into your parlor. :(

Starby, we may have sealed our doom.

Roh Roh! Grab my hand Alty... lets make a run for it!

Roh Roh!! Grab my hand Alty....lets make a run for it!

Too late, I already checked into the jail, I'm writing this from my cell. :(

I'm too trusting.

Too late, I already checked into the jail, I'm writing this from my cell. :(

I'm too trusting.

Shhhh... Alty, I'm passing you a note under your cell door. Read it and follow the instructions! I'll work on making the cake with the file.

Shhhh....Alty, I'm passing you a note under your cell door. Read it and follow the instructions! I'll work on making the cake with the file.

You've got an oven in your cell and tools? What the?

Jailer! Jailer! I insist on getting the same things as the duck.

Oops, wrong thread.

:: pfft, pfft :: seriously, these feathers are driving me crazy! :: pfft::

You've got an oven in your cell and tools? What the?

Jailer! Jailer! I insist on getting the same things as the duck.

Oops, wrong thread.

:: pfft, pfft :: seriously, these feathers are driving me crazy! :: pfft::

AAAHHH... AAAHHH... AAAHHH... CHOOOOO! Geez Alty! Give me my feathers!

AAAHHH...AAAHHH...AAAHHH....CHOOOOO!! Geez Alty!! Give me my feathers!

Feathers?:rolleyes:

By the way Starby... It is Sunday... is he gone?? Better be...

It's Monday

It's Monday

Oooooh... (sorry) 'bout that... really I am :)... I am still on a day off... my punishment comes in about 15 hours... it's 5 pm here and it's still daylight... we turned the clocks ahead one hour this morning... counting my watch, computers and all... we have 42 clocks... I couldn't believe it..

By the way Starby....It is Sunday...is he gone?????? Better be....

I laid down for a nap yesterday afternoon, and woke up to a note written on a kleenex of all things... like I don't have paper?. and he said he went somewhere with his son, and he would be back today to clean. Haven't heard hide nor hair of him! Figures! :rolleyes: Not that I can say that it bothered me that he wasn't here. He best get his A$$ back here to do what he said he was going to do though. He also drank my last beer before he left. How kind of him! We just got another huge dump of snow again, so he best be here to do my damn walks.

Simply just don't buy into his sob story anymore... he leaves... find someone else.

Simply just don't buy into his sob story anymore....he leaves....find someone else.

I don't want him here at all... never did. But he IS going to either clean and do the things he promised, or he can pay me so I can hire someone to come and clean. I can't do that with my leg still up, and I'm not going to wait anymore. I'm not a motel, and I'm not a bar that he can come to and eat and drink all he wants and then leave when he thinks it's closing time, without paying his tab.

I don't want him here at all...never did. But he IS going to either clean and do the things he promised, or he can pay me so I can hire someone to come and clean. I can't do that with my leg still up, and I'm not going to wait anymore. I'm not a motel, and I'm not a bar that he can come to and eat and drink all he wants and then leave when he thinks it's closing time, without paying his tab.

So as long as we pay our tab were fine? Weee I'm coming over!

As I'm the FNG, what happened to your leg?

I don't want him here at all...never did. But he IS going to either clean and do the things he promised, or he can pay me so I can hire someone to come and clean. I can't do that with my leg still up, and I'm not going to wait anymore. I'm not a motel, and I'm not a bar that he can come to and eat and drink all he wants and then leave when he thinks it's closing time, without paying his tab.

Yep, the cops WOULD be after him then... I still don't understand why you let him back in the second time?

Well this is it!! 1500 !