Sorry Adam, I meant you can see the next TROLL link... ;)

Look into the next what?

Ok, Adam, you are going to make keeping you up to speed VERY DIFFICULT. :p

G'mornin kids!. or afternoon, evening... depending on where you are!

Yes that troll was a ball 'o fun lastnite! I don't think it was a coincidence that right after I commented on his insane post, that my computer threw a huge temper tantrum! It's still crashing on me whenever it wants. Can we say Hacker? I don't know how they do it, but it was too much of a coincidence really. My computer was working absolutely fine up until then, and this guy was creepy strange.

By the way... I guess it's probably only G'mornin Alty, and Good afternoon to the rest of you I think, unless of course it's Bear... and then good evennning! :p

Good eeeeeeeeeevening starby :D

good eeeeeeeeeevening starby :D

Come into my parlour! Sit for a spell! Muuwaaahahahaha!

Why thank you countess starby :D
Is it me or are the paintings eyes looking at me :eek:

is it me or are the paintings looking at me :eek:

The paintings on the cabin walls have eyes! They've been watching you! The ghosts have been roaming while you've been asleep. Beware! :eek::p

The paintings on the cabin walls have eyes! They've been watching you! The ghosts have been roaming while you've been asleep. Beware! :eek::p

Oh no ill have to keep my wits about me, but they won't get me when I'm with you right starby :)

oh no ill have to keep my wits about me, but they wont get me when im with you right starby :)

Nope! I'll hide you under my wing! They will never seeee youuu!

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Some comedy to sooth your nerves Bear...

Ahh the EX-parrot lol, brilliance thanks stringer :D

Well, I was up too speed except from the troll, and then someone had a typo, but I still get griped at. I think Justy hates me!

Well, I was up too speed except from the troll, and then someone had a typo, but I still get griped at. I think Justy hates me!

Oh, that is SO not true. Just picking on you... :D

Oh, that is SO not true. Just picking on you... :D

Ok, I hope that is all. Lol

Ok, I hope that is all. Lol

She's one of the good guys Adam... she's just feeling spunky today... ha ha :D

Well, I am sure getting awful lonely around here.

Spunky like a funky monkey.

Boredom and stress, they get me acting ALL bizarre.

Smile everyone, I don't know what time it is everywhere else, but I am down to two hours and counting for HOME. Woohoo.

E.T. want's to go home.

Where is Alty today? She must be feeling worse? Haven't heard from her all day? Did we find out what was wrong with Sydney? Was it Fifth Disease?

That's a sad deal withAlty and Sydney. I'm sorry if you are out there Alty. I have 1 hour and 20 minutes left at work. I will probably leave AMHD around 4 or a little after. Lol

Thats a sad deal withAlty and Sydney. I'm sorry if you are out there Alty. I have 1 hour and 20 minutes left at work. I will probably leave AMHD around 4 or a little after. Lol

Take me with you when you go. I am SO ready to be out of work, although the week is going fast, tomorrow all heck will break loose I just know it.

I need sand, enough for a head, no worries just my own head.

Nope! I'll hide you under my wing! They will never seeee youuu!

Thanks starby :) with you new secret hiding place :D

Alty is probably at the clinic with her daughter...

Justy, go back a few pages, M described what it is that she has.

I only have 1 day of work left after today. I am off Friday, and I am going to a hotel in Indianapolis and then Saturday I am going to a boat, sport, and travel show. Should be interesting enough. I won tickets off a radio station. I had to say Git-R-Done like Larry the Cable Guy does. Haha. Not something I usually do, but I was in a good mood, so I didn't care if someone thought I was an idiot.

Spunky like a funky monkey.

Boredom and stress, they get me acting ALL bizarre.

Smile everyone, I don't know what time it is everywhere else, but I am down to two hours and counting for HOME. Woohoo.

E.T. want's to go home.

Where is Alty today? She must be feeling worse? Haven't heard from her all day? Did we find out what was wrong with Sydney? Was it Fifth Disease?

Yep... when the 'bad' rhyming starts... you're bored hee hee :D:rolleyes::eek:

I only have 1 day of work left after today. I am off friday, and i am going to a hotel in Indianapolis and then saturday I am going to a boat, sport, and travel show. Should be interesting enough. I won tickets off a radio station. I had to say Git-R-Done like Larry the Cable Guy does. haha. not something I usually do, but I was in a good mood, so i didn't care if someone thought I was an idiot.

HEY!! I know someone who WON something!! That is cool Adam. :D

HEY!!!! I know someone who WON something!!!! That is cool Adam. :D

Thank You! I am off for the day. Bye!

My boyfriend took us out to a play on Valentines Day and he bought 50/50 raffle tickets.

I got chosen to draw the winning ticket.

I picked HIS ticket, so he actually won money for taking me out for Vday...

Now you know two people who won something :D

My boyfriend took us out to a play on Valentines Day and he bought 50/50 raffle tickets.

I got choosen to draw the winning ticket.

I picked HIS ticket, so he actually won money for taking me out for Vday...

Now you know two people who won something :D

Well. Hmmmm, could the 'fix' have been it?? Just curious... :D:eek::eek::eek:

No fix, but I was sure embarrassed, especially since he was up in the restroom line and goes...

"Way to go honey, you got our number!"

I felt like a cheater and I wasn't even a cheater.

No fix, but I was sure embarassed, especially since he was up in the restroom line and goes...

"Way to go honey, you got our number!"

I felt like a cheater and I wasn't even a cheater.

Sounds like an Illinois Senator to me... ha ha:eek:

Well I am not allowed any of the above...

My boyfriend has this thing about animals/animal smells, so really NONE are allowed.

I brought home a puppy against his wishes two Easter's ago but it didn't work out and that wasn't all his fault. We really just don't have time to train animals and it's not fair to them.

BUT I WANT ONE!!! ::jumping up and down::

Ok, that is the end of my tantrum. I lose this battle everytime.

Justy
Throw your BF out and get a Dog , their more loyal... LOL ;)

That thought has crossed my mind...

Oh well, I think I would rather have my boyfriend... although it is iffy at times.

What's the rules when people just start PMing questions... I think it means I am answering too much, surely you guys get it them. What's appropriate to respond?

Just redirect them to the correct forum to post their question.

Here's a cute puppy for you Justy ;)

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Awwe... could they just stay puppies and maybe babies could just stay babies, do they really have to grow up?

That thought has crossed my mind...

oh well, I think I would rather have my boyfriend... although it is iffy at times.

What's the rules when people just start PMing questions... I think it means I am answering too much, surely you guys get it them. What's appropriate to respond?

M is right, it is frowned upon to ask questions on PM's they should be asked on site.

There went Starby taking away my best advice that I give my twelve yo son that I had to repeat here... KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE... just so everyone knows my son THINKS he will be a great comedian someday... I have my doubts that comedy is his strong suit, but if he can get paid to be a smart@$$ when he gets older then I will be RICH, rich I tell you.

:D:D:D

M is right, it is frowned upon to ask questions on PM's they should be asked on site.

I won't do anything the site frowns upon. I answered her questioned, she just PM'd back the response. I have gotten three in the last two - three days of new people PMing me instead of continuing or starting their thread.

Just wondered how to nicely direct them, thus far I am just ignoring the PMs. :D

There went Starby taking away my best advice that I give my twelve yo son that I had to repeat here... KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE... just so everyone knows my son THINKS he will be a great comedian someday... I have my doubts that comedy is his strong suit, but if he can get paid to be a smart@$$ when he gets older then I will be RICH, rich I tell you.

:D:D:D

Haha! I think we were responding at the same time! That little girl is getting on my nerves!

Yeah, got to love the ones that you CANNOT get through to... they come in droves... We must have some signs up...

Batman? Did you put that sign up again? You should really warn us you know! :p

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See, told you there were signs!

I knew it! LOL!

Where in the world is Alty? I talked to her in a PM this morn. just quickly, but had just gotten up and dummy me forgot to ask about Syd. I hate to call in case she's laying down.

Lol... nice one justy :)

Starby , cmon put a sign up , justy can do it :D

lol...............nice one justy :)

Starby , cmon put a sign up , justy can do it :D

:p:p:p:p: I'm much too busy for such things! LOL!

Chicken!!

... and you better be nice to me Batman, or your C'mas present will get lost in the mail this yr. too! Baahahaha!

Ohhhh... they've got the yummiest recipe on Rachael Ray today! Mmmmmm! I know what I'm having for supper! Super simple... and for once I have all of the stuff to make it! Yeay!

Did I scare everyone away? Do I smell today? :(

I'm still here :), how are you today starby :) I don't know abou the smell?

I'm good Bear! Wishing I could sit out in the sunshine, but still too much snow and a little chilly for that... and I don't want to fall on that ice!

How 'bout you?

Well I'm off home tomorrow till Sunday so that should be a nice break, a mate from canada has come over for a friends wedding so I'm going to go to that catch up and get smashed because I damm well feel like it :D I need a wind down because things have been against me recently lol

Nice to let go sometimes Bear.

well im off home tomorrow till sunday so that should be a nice break, a mate from canada has come over for a friends wedding so im going to go to that catch up and get smashed because i damm well feel like it :D i need a wind down cos things have been against me recently lol

Have a couple pints for me, and tell your Canuck friend that I said... EH! LOL! Have a good night Bear! Get trashed, but be safe! ;)

Bears getting trashed? Why wasn't I invited? Not nice, not nice at all! ;)_

I had a nap, trying to feel human again, it didn't work. :(

How is Sydney (Not sure if I spelled that right?)

:( What did you hear from the Doc? How's Sydney?

I'm very confused! Linney wrote an excellent post on that Ana's thread, and the whole thing is gone! It looks weird now, because it looks like I gave her a greenie for something I didn't! Her greenie is appearing on a different post! I'm really confused!

How is Sydney (Not sure if I spelled that right?)

You spelled it correct Stringer. She's doing a bit better, still some swelling, still some redness, but no where near as bad as yesterday. The doctors still don't know for sure what it is, I'm taking her back tomorrow. She seems okay though, other than the swelling and rash.

Thanks for asking. :)

:( What did you hear from the Doc? How's Sydney?

I'm very confused! Linney wrote an excellent post on that Ana's thread, and the whole thing is gone! It looks weird now, because it looks like I gave her a greenie for something I didn't! Her greenie is appearing on a different post! I'm really confused!

Ah, now I know what's going on. I was wondering why you waxed poetic about that post and then posted something completely different that sounded like a response to Linny's post when it really wasn't. Did that make sense? ;)

Have a couple pints for me, and tell your Canuck friend that I said...EH! LOL! Have a good night Bear! Get trashed, but be safe! ;)

Thanks guys,
Actually starby he's a brit emmigrate tocanada but he's picked up the accent well lol :D

Hialty and stringer :) hope you guys are doing OK :)

Sorry for not eplying in a while I'm not getting any notifications

I'm not getting notifications either Bear. I think that the site is being worked on, there are a few gliches lately, I'm sure they're working on fixing them.

Ah, now I know what's going on. I was wondering why you waxed poetic about that post and then posted something completely different that sounded like a response to Linny's post when it really wasn't. Did that make sense? ;)

I thought I was completely losing my mind! I see what's going on now though! But now it's going to look really weird when everyone else see's my greenie! It will be like... HEH?. what's all of the praise for! :rolleyes:

I thought I was completely losing my mind!! I see what's going on now though! But now it's going to look really weird when everyone else see's my greenie! It will be like...HEH?...what's all of the praise for! :rolleyes:

She's editing it, no worries, she'll put it back when she's done.

As for losing your mind, um, Starby, sweetie, you can't lose something that's already been gone a long time. ;)

She's editing it, no worries, she'll put it back when she's done.

As for losing your mind, um, Starby, sweetie, you can't lose something that's already been gone a long time. ;)

:p:p:p:p... big meanie! Waaaaaaa! ::sniff sniff:: Alty's picking on me! Isn't this illegal?

No picking on starby, she's hiding me from the nasties in the cabin :D

no picking on starby, shes hiding me from the nasties in the cabin :D

Heehee... shhhhh... they'll find you!

no picking on starby, shes hiding me from the nasties in the cabin :D

But, you're a bear, bear's aren't afraid. :confused:

But, you're a bear, bear's aren't afraid. :confused:

Well yea true... but... starbie offered :D

I thought I owed him for tripping over his head in the dark and scaring him! :p

But, you're a bear, bear's aren't afraid. :confused:

Some are Alty :D

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Awwww... scardey Bear!

awwww...scardey bear!!

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Awwwww, it's okay widdle polar bear. Come with Auntie Alty, I'll take care of you.

Want some porridge, it's just right. :)

Don't do it Bear... don't do it! Alty is mascarading! She's Goldielocks! You will be in big twouble when her parents come home! The deputy warned you... it's her I tell you!. she's the one that wants to turn you into a bear skin rug!

Hi M nice pic lol

Nooooooo I don't want to become a rug
Help me starby alty's being too temting

I heard her whispering that she wanted to shampoo you! Quick... over here in the corner under my wing!

Some are Alty :D

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Excellent M... you find the right ones... I am beginning to think that you 'store' them so you can have them when you need 'um... riiiiight?:D

He's dirty, he needs a bath, that's why I offered to shampoo him. Don't you want a nice bath Bear? I'll scrub you all over then you can have your porridge. ;)

I'm not goldilocks, think about it, my hair is brown, Starby's the one with blonde hair. Hmmmm, me thinks the duck has an alter ego. :eek:

Shampoo me? but I washed my hair today and had it cut and everything :eek:
A shampoo'ing isn't that bad is it? Just going to wash my hair lol?
I'm stuck on who to trust now :(

I heard her whispering that she wanted to shampoo you! Quick....over here in the corner under my wing!

It's a small wing Bear, after all, it has no feathers you know... :eek::rolleyes::rolleyes:

shampoo me?, but i washed my hair today and had it cut and everything :eek:
a shampoo'ing isnt that bad is it? just gonna wash my hair lol?

You're a bear Bear, you have hair all over. :D

Oh no, flirty naughty Alty's out to play. RUN! :eek::cool:

It's a small wing Bear, after all, it has no feathers ya know...:eek::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Mmmmmm, wings. I'm hungry. :D

It's a small wing Bear, after all, it has no feathers ya know...:eek::rolleyes::rolleyes:

So... starby wants my fur?

so...starby wants my fur?

Noooo... it's the flirty bunny that wants your fur! She's a fur trader! She's going to shampoo you to get you all perty and take you to the trading post! :eek:

Oops... forgot about your link Alty! I haven't replied yet! I will.

You're a bear Bear, you have hair all over. :D

Oh no, flirty naughty Alty's out to play. RUN! :eek::cool:

Lol a bear bear :D
And all my hair is nice and clean thank you :D

Noooo....it's the flirty bunny that wants your fur! She's a fur trader! She's going to shampoo you to get you all perty and take you to the trading post!! :eek:

Ahhh right, I never would have seen it coming thanks starby
So the big bad bunny is out to get me, ill have to watch my back then :D

lol a bear bear :D
and all my hair is nice and clean thank you :D

Can I brush it? Please? :D

I love hair, have tons of it myself. Actually, I have too much hair. My hair is ultra thick, long, I actually have to get it thinned when I get it cut, otherwise it's just too much. It's also got a natural curl, I usually straighten it, when I don't it looks really "big". :(

Please let me brush your hair Bear, hee, hee, that rhymes. :)

I would never skin you, not me, I'm so not into that. I will however put pretty pink bows
In your fur after I'm done brushing. I'll also spritz you with perfume and make you all pretty. You'll be the bear of the ball. :D

Seeeee... I told you Bear! She's grooming you! Eeeekkkk!

But I'm just a wee bunny, what can I possibly do to you Bear. Don't you trust me?

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Okay, what's with the beagle in the bunny suit? I didn't post that. :(

But I'm just a wee bunny, what can I possibly do to you Bear. Don't you trust me?

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It's a wolf in bunny's clothing I tell you! Look close!

Can I brush it? Please? :D

I love hair, have tons of it myself. Actually, I have too much hair. My hair is ultra thick, long, I actually have to get it thinned when I get it cut, otherwise it's just too much. It's also got a natural curl, I usually straighten it, when I don't it looks really "big". :(

Please let me brush your hair Bear, hee, hee, that rhymes. :)

I would never skin you, not me, I'm so not into that. I will however put pretty pink bows
in your fur after I'm done brushing. I'll also spritz you with perfume and make you all pretty. You'll be the bear of the ball. :D

Lmao my hair is exactly the same lol length having it thinned, the natural curl lol I saw your pic and thought my hairs like that lol, the hairdresser said she enjoyed cutting and styling my hair today, but TOLD me not to straighten it because she liked the curl lol :D

And sorry but I promised start id let her brush my hair lol

Starby help me altys got some evil plans, with those bows and smellies :eek:

Okay Bear... hang on, and we're going to fly away! Don't let go, or you might fall on a bunny!

It's a wolf in bunny's clothing I tell ya! Look close!

I saw it starby :eek:

Look at the evil look she gave me, scary
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Okies starby ready when you are

Excellent M...you find the right ones...I am beginning to think that you 'store' them so you can have them when you need 'um...riiiiight?:D

Thanks stringer , can't give away my secrets though ;)

I've seen that evil look before! I think it was when she was making her move on our last Bear. We don't want to discuss what happened to him! Can you see the look in her eyes and the way she's wringing her little bunny hands? Never a good sign when it comes to the bunny!

That's not me, that's my evil twin!

Darn, why doesn't anyone believe me?

I've seen that evil look before! I think it was when she was making her move on our last Bear. We don't want to discuss what happened to him! Can you see the look in her eyes and the way she's wringing her little bunny hands? Never a good sign when it comes to the bunny!!

:eek: I'm going to have to be extra careful around alty then but since you're here I think I'm OK right :)

That's not me, that's my evil twin!

Darn, why doesn't anyone believe me?

OK OK ill give you a chance alty :), sorry for being so suspicious but just in case I hope starby will keep a close eye on you :)

Well I'm out for the night, getting late and I'm up early :)
Thanks for humoring me and cheering me up tonight guys and gals, cya later :)

Cya Bear :)

Well, I'm not goint to try and bother to catch up, because I always get behind. Hello everyone!

Well, I'm not goint to try and bother to catch up, because I always get behind. Hello everyone!

I know, that state of mind is blissful, isn't it... I am hoping to achieve it someday... proud of you. :)

I know, that state of mind is blissful, isn't it.....I am hoping to achieve it someday....proud of you. :)

Well, thank you Stringer. Is there a Duke Energy there where you are?

No, what/who is Duke Energy?

Is this place going slow or is it just my connection? GOSH, sheesh, damn!

Hi everyone!

I slept all day, sick, sick, sick, now it's night and I feel worse because I got nothing done.

I'm a bit depressed. Someone cheer me up?

Stringer? Do you have one of your "make my day" videos or a joke? Please?

Awww, poor baby... sorry ALTY!

Here you go Alty... just for you sweetheart.

Awwww! Cutie bunny wunny. Is he in a bathtub? Why is he in a bathtub? Eeeek, get out of the tub bunny, bunnies can't swim! ;)

Here you go Alty... short but cute.

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Cute Stringer, I needed that.

Start, I have read about and Chery has verified that there are some hackers in China that are causing havoc all around the world with a virus that slowing down and crashing pc's. Don't click on anything that you are not familiar with. And some of them look just like very familiar sites. Be very careful for a while.

Be very careful for ra while.

Fo ra while? Ra? Really? RA! :p

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Just ask....enough?

Fo ra while? Ra? Really? RA! :p

Never made a typo... huh?:)

Never made a typo...huh?:)

Sure I have, but mine are usually really boring, yours are fun! :D

Welp (not a typo)... we are going to watch LOST that we recorded last night... later.

AND what typo... hee hee?

I always said that Bear had special talents...

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I am going to the coast... what if I forget something, I have all day to stress about it tomorrow... HELP ME! Sweet Stringer;)
Hey? How did you know I was talking about Chery, you SPYIN' on me?

Alty, you always seem to catch my typos... Mmmmhhhmmmm, yup you do.

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I have seen that cute one before. The kids love it. Thanks Stringer. Good morning everyone:)

Good morning Start, how are you this morning?

I am having a very busy business day, up against the clock. I am trying to put together one of the toughest bids for a contract that I have ever done. There are over 1500 line items on the specification and the client wants each item listed as to how long it will take and also a cash value for each item... I have to complete this in the next three hours or so where it would normally take about two days...

I have a headache already hon.

FOCUS!! Get a Pepsi and take it one line at a time;) I know you can do this, you have managed tougher situations in your life!
I am going in late and getting off early, then heading to the coast... we will be walking the beach when Davy doesn't have tournaments and we will be eating yummy food...

FOCUS!!!! Get a Pepsi and take it one line at a time;) I know you can do this, you have managed tougher situations in your life!!
I am going in late and getting off early, then heading to the coast...we will be walking the beach when Davy doesn't have tournaments and we will be eating yummy food....

Great! I know how much you love the beach with the kids hon. Have a great time... for me too... K?:D

K! I will! I am hoping to get some good STORMY pictures too.

Stringer... you got your Pepsi or are you still working on coffee?

K!! I will! I am hoping to get some good STORMY pictures too.

Stringer....you got your Pepsi or are you still working on coffee?

Good put some pics on here so we can enjoy it also..

No, still on the. Coffee, I haven't even had breakfast as yet... I'll eat something soon though. Marta is at class until 3 pm today, it is 10:30 am now... I'll survive though... got to get this done. Because then it has to be emailed to my office and inserted into the bid package and delivered to the client... (I'll eat... :rolleyes:)

EAT... then let the food flow until the right stuff hits your brain with a BRIGHT IDEA! Have a great day Stringer, you can do it! YES YOU CAN!

Thanks Start.

Yeah I can, it takes so much brain power and time. The possibly of a mistake is easy... And when I finish the first 'go around' with all these figures I then have to go back and re-do it all and make adjustments because I know that these figures won't match unless I do that...

Enough of this, I am boring you... you think positive thoughts and think about the beach hon.

Not boring... I would rather be doing this than be thinking of what I could be missing in the packing process for four kids and two adults... the other adult is always the hardest... Marta can comply with me on this;);)

WOOO HOO... I just got the whole day off! WOW, that worked out... huh?

Aaaahhhhh...let me get this straight now....you are implying that Stringer has a problem when it comes to packing anything... :p

MAYBE... I should have been more straight forward? LOL
Sorry sweet Stringer, I know you too well!

I am going to the coast...what if I forget something, I have all day to stress about it tomorrow....HELP ME!! Sweet Stringer;)
Hey? How did you know i was talkin about Chery, you SPYIN' on me?

Stringer, you never answered my spying question?? :cool:

Stringer, you never answered my spying question?????:cool:

I didn't, I was reading about this terrible virus and Chery emailed me about it also...

You know that I wouldn't ever do that... that's not legal and besides I am the Sheriff... remember? :D

Guess how many days until I leave for vegas? 9! Vacation much appreciated! :)

Grrrr Rets... I get to go to the beach and where we will be there is a HUGE casino... TODAY, does that count for something? LOL
Stringer, I ALREADY KNEW THAT!

I'm jealous, but only for 9 more days... lol

I gamble everyday from home... so it works out good for me... ahhhh, but I do love Vegas... Where are you staying ret?

Job well done by me then... Hehe!
Maybe I will go and win some for the team! Ya right, do I have any luck at all? Luck that they set those damn machines for the time I will be there for the big win? OHHHH I hope so;)

Grrrr Rets....I get to go to the beach and where we will be there is a HUGE casino....TODAY, does that count for something? LOL
Stringer, I ALREADY KNEW THAT!!

I... am... very... confused..? :confused:

I'm staying at Bally's :) Center strip, for the win.

Last time it was Excalibur, and the Circus before that. I think this is probably going to be the best trip yet.

I already knew you were the sheriff! Heehee Stringer... wish me luck this weekend!

HAVE A bunch of fun Rets!

We get free rooms for four nights at the Palazzo/Venetian when we go, I love the location.

It's great to be center strip, there is so much going on and no need for a taxi.

Now I want to go. We had the BEST dinner at the restaurant at the Top of the World in the Stratosphere... expensive but melt in your mouth... have to wait 6 more months. For vaca time, so I can't think about Vegas. Played in a World Series event last year... much fun.

Ohhh Justy, your lucky!

Thanks Start.

I really do love it there but there are so many other places I would like to see. I think this years trip is Disney World even though I would like to go back to Vegas, we went twice last year, but how do you pass up free rooms!

If my family weren't so big, I would go too! The last time I was in Vegas, it was great, I stayed with my grandparents, helped them pack up to move to Nebraska and then me and grandpa HIT THE TOWN... Funny huh? Well, it was a sure good time, if you knew my grandpa, you would know what I mean. HEEHEE

I think I want to get married there. Just have to get engaged first :D

Ohhh I will sing at your wedding... I am no good at it but I promise it would be a good time!:)

Will you sing "Baby's got back"?

YOU know I will. And anything else that you can write up on the wall so I can remember the lyrics! LMAO Please help the FIRST person that actually lets me sing at their wedding... hahahahahahha
Maybe I can make you a YouTube video so you can look it over and make your decision then??

HAHA, you are so scared you wouldn't even do it anyway...

Too good a person to want to ruin someone's wedding huh? LOL

I didn't know you had to sing well to sing "Baby's got back" that is why I suggested it. That you tube video would be fun. :D

You are right, I would be trembling in my shoes. BUT it is always fun to thinnk of me up there on that stage... (start is day dreaming about her lip syncing career that got lost in the shuffle somewhere along the lines of life:))

A lip syncing career... there is a job I didn't know existed!

It doesn't exist... oh crap and I thought it did;)

Love to sing and get crazy in the car or at home while I clean, am I breaking any laws? I hope not! Heehee

My shower head is the only person who appreciates my vocal skills... and that is because I leave him without any other choices.

HAHAHAHAHA, I love it!
We have something in common then;)

I have other uses for my shower head. Oh, wait, tmi? ;)

Hi girls. Where is everyone else today?

I'm just here for a quick hello, then I'm going to get more rest, kick this sickness in the butt! I feel horrible, me no likey! :(

Well don't you know when you are missing everyone leaves... No Alty, no fun, so they find other stuff to do...

You aren't feeling any better? I am sorry... :( that is no fun.

I have other uses for my shower head. Oh, wait, tmi? ;)

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Now how did I know... :rolleyes:

I'm feeling a bit better.

So, I'm the life of the party, is that it? Hmmm, I like that. :)

Now how did I know................:rolleyes:

Darn, busted. Heck, my shower head even has a name, I call him Fred, I love Fred, Fred makes me feel all tingly inside. :D

See, just when I think I am safe... Alty feels good enough to get up, and type;);)
Hope you feel better Alty, maybe you need a hot hot hot shower?

I wish I could move my shower head... he just attaches to the wall and hangs on for dear life, he really isn't that fun... that is why I sing to him, it's his punishment!

I have two shower heads, one on the wall and one on a hose. The hose one is Fred, I really love Fred, he's so darn good to me. :)

I just can't handle this... Lol... getting packed;) See you in a bit!

t...m...i !!!!!!!

I wish I could move my shower head... he just attaches to the wall and hangs on for dear life, he really isn't that fun... that is why I sing to him, it's his punishment!!


Any good at handstands Justy ;)

Only if someone holds my feet... and now that I have that picture, it sounds pretty damn interesting... but what happens when I go weak in the elbows?

Really Justy, you must invest in Fred, Fred will make you happy, trust me!

Ahhh, Fred, just thinking about him makes me weak in the knees. I think I need to take a second shower today. ;)

only if someone holds my feet... and now that I have that picture, it sounds pretty damn interesting... but what happens when I go weak in the elbows??

I better not go there LOL ;)

Just popping in to say hi and see you later!!

Just popping in to say hi and see ya later!!!

I have been here for so long... lonely, waiting for someone to 'pop' in... scary. NOW.. you open the door pop your head in AND leave?? Yep, still standing here by myself... :(:rolleyes:

Stringer, I'm here, just hiding. ;)

Hi Rebbie, bye Rebbie.

Really? Where... where??

Boo! Hee, hee, scared you!

Oops, is that a puddle on the floor? Stringy, did you wet yourself? For shame. ;)

You must stop doing that... now I have to go change.

Make sure to clean up the puddle too. My goodness, one would think you'd have better control. ;)

Make sure to clean up the puddle too. My goodness, one would think you'd have better control. ;)

You made it happen and now you are judgmental?? :eek::rolleyes::)

You made it happen and now you are judgmental????:eek::rolleyes::)

Judgemental? Moi? I think not.

No worries sweetie, I'll tell people the dog did it. ;)

K... now can yo please take that mask off... scared me.

Mask? Um, that's my face. :eek:

You're mean. I'm crying now! :(

NO, it IS not, you don't have 'horns' you're kidding me right? :)

How are you feeling today, better?

NO, it IS not, you don't have 'horns' you're kidding me right? :)

How are you feeling today, better?

A bit better, still a bit neauseous, but nothing serious. Thanks for asking Stringy. :)

Horns? What horns? Oh, I didn't brush my hair yet, ::brushes hair:: is that better? ;)

It has to 'run it's course as my knowledgeable mother, bless her soul, who raised 8 of us used to say.

Aaaaah... Alty... nope, they are still there hon...

But, I brushed my hair, they should be gone. Darn, my "little devil" is showing. :(

Okay, I put on a hat, how do I look now? :)

Better... but I can't help it, I still know that they are there. Hmmmmm... does this have anything to do being a little horn** devil?? :)

Horn** devil? Me? I don't know what you mean. I'm so sweet, naïve, innocent, how could you suggest such a thing? My virgin ears! :(

Horn** devil? Me? I don't know what you mean. I'm so sweet, naive, innocent, how could you suggest such a thing? My virgin ears! :(

I've never experienced a live oxymoron before,, interesting... :):confused::)

I've never experienced a live oxymoron before,,,,,interesting....:):confused::)

HEY! True, but, HEY! :eek::D:o

Ha ha... cleanses the soul to speak it that way...

(Had to go back and *EDIT* a misspelled word... not again.. )

Ha ha...cleanses the soul to speck it that way....

Soul? Whatsa? ;):D

You remember! That is where your "feel good" and your conscious are located...

You remember! That is where your "feel good" and your conscious are located....

I know where I feel good, but a conscious? Is that an erogenous zone? ;)

I know where I feel good, but a conscious? Is that an erogenous zone? ;)

Not sure... I hear that it 'holds' useless emotions... I don't have an answer for that... strange isn't it.

I stumped Stringer! I stumped Stringer! I can die in peace now. :)

Yes... hmmmm... how does success feel??

Can't you just see the little "?" marks floating out of my eyes and ears?? O.o O.

Yes...hmmmm.... how does success feel????

Can't you just see the little "?" marks floating out of my eyes and ears? ??? ??? ??? ???? ? ?? ???? O.o O.

I thought those were tears. Hmmm. ;)

I relish in my success, it feels GREAT! :)

Rubbing your nose in it, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing. :D

There they goooooooo. WOW! Those horns are protruding straight through your hat.. Wow (again)! They ripped two holes right through the top of that hat... haha.. now they have lifted your hat right off your head!!

Hey! Hey! Heeeeeeey.. Why are your eyes glowing bright red and they now look like serpents eyes... wow (again and again) this is amazing... complete transformer thingy here...!

There they goooooooo. WOW! Those horns are protruding straight through your hat.. Wow (again)! They ripped two holes right through the top of that hat... haha.. now they have lifted your hat right off your head!!!!

Hey! Hey! heeeeeeey....! Why are your eyes glowing bright red and they now look like serpents eyes....wow (again and again) this is amazing... complete transformer thingy here...!

I went to bed at 4am, that's why my eyes are red. As for the horns, well, I hear that people at your age start hallucinating a lot. It's okay, you'll be fine, you just need to rest for a while. :D

I am more awake and alert than most my dear.

I have no idea what hallucinating is, never experienced that, could you explain that?

If you are saying that I 'am seeing things' then that is true... you have horns... no doubt and I see a pointed tail... naw, not seeing things, cause all the crosses within 10 miles of you just turned upside down... tee hee.

It's OK, all those bad things are gone now. I can see that you are changing back to your nice, innocent, kind, sweet, complimentary self,. whew, I feel safer...

It's ok, all those bad things are gone now. I can see that you are changing back to your nice, innocent, kind, sweet, complimentary self, ....whew, I feel safer....

LMAO, see, you are hallucinating. ;)

Got to run for now Stringer dear. Time to play with the kids, clean the kitchen, maybe lay down for a while, I feel nauseous again. :(

I'll be back later, horns, tail and all! :D

K... take your pills now once a day, so this doesn't happen again soon...

With my age and wisdom I have learned many many things, like; Thank God for the TV tuner, greatest invention since cigarettes... hmmmm?

I have been working all weekend on completing this bid proposal and I have another 2-3 hours to go, then a meeting in the morning so catch you when I can... getting harder to provide Marta with the life style she deserves...

Love you,

Stringer

Marta has a lifestyle? I'm happy to have a roof over my head. ;)

Of course, Mary is not animal crazy like me, that might have something to do with it.

Oh poo, I want a lifestyle I can grow accustomed to. ;)

Who in the hell is Mary Alty? LOL

Mornin;)

Mary is Stringer's mistress, you, that's right, it wasn't a typo, nope, it wasn't! ;)

How are you this fine morning Starty?

You feeling better?

My 7 year old son is home with a cough.. and fever... three straight hours of sleep, other than that we were up and down all night.

Ya, you never make typos:)

I'm still not 100% and to top it all off Jared is home with the runs and a tummy ache. Syd's back at school though so at least a fraction of the family is doing okay. ;)

Yup, I never make errors. I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken. :D

Dang, I wonder what will happen when this cold gets a hold of all the rest of us. I already missed Friday, missing some of today... not saying I wouldn't RATHER be home with the kids, but goll.
I hope everyone gets well, including you;)

I like to be right all the time too... ya right;)

Good health to you too Starty pants. :)

As for always being right, if only. ;)

One thing though, I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong, it just doesn't happen very often. ;)

I can admit when I am wrong, I just don't like it...
If I didn't have to go to work at all today, I would get right back in my jammies and snuggle up with Jett for the hole entire day. Yup, that is what I want to do now.

Anybody miss me? Or did you throw a party in my absence? Lol

Of course I missed you, with every bullet so far. ;)

Party? Not really! I'm sick, my California boy is stuck here in Canada, my son is sick, I'm tired, my house is a mess, I need to do laundry, I have a headache and I'm miserable. Party isn't going to happen. ;)

How are you Adam?

I'm good. I'm tired and don't feel good either. I have bad acid reflux and I ran out of my medicine a couple of days ago, and I was up most of the night spitting up a bunch of acid that is coming out of my stomach. Not to pleasant, but I finally got my prescription refilled.

I'm good. I'm tired and don't feel good either. I have bad acid reflux and I ran out of my medicine a couple of days ago, and I was up most of the night spitting up a bunch of acid that is coming out of my stomach. not to pleasant, but i finally got my prescription refilled.

Oooh, that doesn't sound good Adam.

What's with all of us, tis the season to feel crappy? ;)

Oooh, that doesn't sound good Adam.

What's with all of us, tis the season to feel crappy? ;)

Yea, I would say you are right about that.

I'm good. I'm tired and don't feel good either. I have bad acid reflux and I ran out of my medicine a couple of days ago, and I was up most of the night spitting up a bunch of acid that is coming out of my stomach. not to pleasant, but i finally got my prescription refilled.

Ut oh, Adam, you don't think you are pregnant, do you? :p:p:p

I am so just kidding. It just sounded like an earlier conversation.

I hate acid reflux. When do you leave for Vegas?

Haha. I hope I am not pregnant. If I am I guess I will be extremely rich. Lol

Haha. I hope I am not pregnant. If I am I guess I will be extremely rich. Lol

You would be extremely rich if you were.

You would be extremely rich if you were.

Yea, but I would say I am doing fine by not being pregnant. What was that one movie with Arnold in it where he was pregnant? That is what it reminds me of.

Yea, but I would say I am doing fine by not being pregnant. What was that one movie with Arnold in it where he was pregnant? That is what it reminds me of.

Aw, if you are can we name it?

Squishy, call it Squishy!

Aw, if you are can we name it?

Squishy, call it Squishy!

Squishy? Ok, I guess if I am pregnant, I will name it Squishy. Things couldn't get any more messed up anyway could they? Lol

Never say never Adam, that's usually when the fit hits the shan! ;)

Never say never Adam, that's usually when the fit hits the shan! ;)

Haha. I love it

Oh, by the way, who's the mother? ;)

Hmm, how does that work exactly? Would it happened with my fiancé? Hmm... I reckon so. Lol

Hmm, how does that work exactly? Would it happened with my fiance? hmm... I reckon so. Lol

Oh no! Do we have to have "the talk" Adam? :eek:;):D

Oh no! Do we have to have "the talk" Adam? :eek:;):D

I guess it's about that time.

I guess it's about that time.

Oh crap! Okay, well, I might as well practice on you, I have to have "the big talk" with Jared soon. We've already had the little talks, trying to ease him into the whole idea, then I'm going for the whole kit and kaboodle. Yesterday he asked a question about erections, so you, I think it's time for the whole meal deal! ;)

What would you like to know? Ask me anything. :cool:

How do I get myself into these messes? :rolleyes:

Oh, my. Questions about erections...

I AM NOT READY!
I AM NOT READY!

Ok, so my son is twelve and I probably should have been ready two years ago... but I AM NOT READY!

Well, Alty. What is an erection? Let's start with that. Lol

Oh, my. Questions about erections...

I AM NOT READY!!
I AM NOT READY!!

Ok, so my son is twelve and I probably should have been ready two years ago... but I AM NOT READY!!

You and me both Justy. Who would have thought that my 10 year old, the one who's a kid in every way, would ask about sex? I sure the heck didn't!

Like I said, I've given both kids the PG, basics, not a lot of info, no ick factor talk, but the whole, penis in vagina, std, condom, and all the other stuff talk, well, not yet. Is there a PG way to tell a kid about orgasms? How about a PG way to talk about masturbation?

I need to go to the library!

Maybe I can just rent a few movies, that should do the trick! Right? :confused:

This mom stuff isn't easy. :(

Can I write him a note and then go to the movies? Please?

Well, Alty. What is an erection? let's start with that. Lol

It's a building that's in the process of being built. :D

Very good Alty. You passed for the day!

Very good Alty. You passed for the day!

That was a test? I passed?

Why do I have a feeling my son will be asking his wife for "the talk"? :o

I mean, I can talk sex with the best of them, have no qualms about my body and all the wonderful things it can do, but really, this is my son, I'm his mom. No body wants their mom to tell them about sex, do they?

I remember when my mom decided to have the talk with me, I wanted to crawl under the bed! That was the most awkward conversation we've ever had, especially when I started correcting her on some of her info. :(

Oh poo.

Can I hire someone to do this for me? :eek:

Ya know. I don't think My parents ever had the sex talk with me. So, you could leave it be I guess. I am normal by the way, and I do have good parents. I have had plenty of sex and never screwed anything up. Oh by the way, I am not bragging. I always asked my brother for advice, but Schools do a good job with it Alty.

Hi Bear! Are you hiding?

You :o, hi adam how you doing

I'm doing good, getting ready to go home in a bit. How are you doing Bear?

Ya know. I don't think My parents ever had the sex talk with me. So, you could leave it be i guess. I am normal by the way, and I do have good parents. I have had plenty of sex and never screwed anything up. Oh by the way, I am not bragging. I always asked my brother for advice, but Schools do a good job with it Alty.

Ah, your brother talked to you, that's why. Trust me, the schools don't do jack anymore, I can't leave it up to them. Also, he's the oldest, the only other people he can go to are his friends, talk about misinformation.

My parents had the talk with me long after the horse left the barn, I was 14. Ooh, that doesn't sound good. Okay, yes, I was young, stupid, did I mention young and stupid? This is what scares me though, he's almost 11, that doesn't leave me much time for him to get the facts straight.

I wasn't always careful, in fact, I was downright reckless, got lucky, really lucky, I should be dead, I'm not, someone was looking out for me. I don't want my kids to play russian roullette like I did, I can't imagine that my luck will hold forever.

Wow, this started all in fun, but it's got me thinking. This is a good thing, I'm glad, because I've been putting it off.

He's home from school right now, just him and me. Maybe it's the right time to sit down together. I'll let him ask the questions, let him lead the conversation, then I'm having a beer or 5! ;)

Any suggestions how to start this? Adam, you're the youngest one here. What would you want to hear if you were 10 and your mom sat you down for the talk? Remember, I'm not the typical mom though, so, knowing me, what would you expect or want to hear?

I'm doing good, getting ready to go home in a bit. How are you doing Bear?

I'm good thanks one of my best friends got married this weekend and a good friend of ours came over to attend the wedding and we've just been drinking non stop till Sunday morning, ahh good times :D
How're you doing

Well, without overbearing him, I would just go over the basics like you already have. Then Tell him the importances of safe sex. You could always scare him into always being safe. Ya know, maybe a video about this kind of thing is out there, if not, we should get together and make one.

The most I have had to discuss with my son about the whole "sex" talk is when they started the girls in fourth grade for the informational videos and they had to wait until sixth. My son preceded to tell me it was crap because "GIRLS DO NOT MATURE FASTER THAN BOYS"... boy then I knew he didn't have a clue. He says that his dad has sat him down for the talk...

I remember when I found out, my step-mom sat me down and gave me ALL the details and I remember thinking... EWWW that is the grossest thing ever and then I wondered how many people had to go to the doctor when the penis gets stuck...

Haha. That's funny Justy

Yea, that sounded like a fun full weekend Bear. Good you had a great time!

Stuck penis, hee, hee, never thought of that! ;)

Okay, I'm writing it all down, then I'll sit with him and read what I wrote so I don't get side tracked.

Should I do the condom over the banana trick, or is that too much.

Shouldn't my hubby be having this talk? I'll take Sydney, he can take Jared. Sydney's 6, I have a few years left, I can prepare!

This sucks! :(

Haha. Thats funny Justy

That was my mind at twelve... I also used to think that (I was a late bloomer) my breasts would not grow because I slept on my stomach... about thirteen I started forcing myself to sleep on my back. I hoped that would kick puberty into gear.

Ya know, maybe a video about this kind of thing is out there, if not, we should get together and make one.

Um, you mean direct one, right? Not star in one! ;)