Stuck penis, hee, hee, never thought of that! ;)

Okay, I'm writing it all down, then I'll sit with him and read what I wrote so I don't get side tracked.

Should I do the condom over the banana trick, or is that too much.

Shouldn't my hubby be having this talk? I'll take Sydney, he can take Jared. Sydney's 6, I have a few years left, I can prepare!

This sucks! :(

I think it's fair, father = boys puberty; mother - girls puberty...

That was my mind at twelve... I also used to think that (I was a late bloomer) my breasts would not grow because I slept on my stomach... about thirteen I started forcing myself to sleep on my back. I hoped that would kick puberty into gear.

When I was 10 I saw Dolly Parton in a movie, I cried all night, I didn't ever want boobs as big as hers. Now, here I sit, a 32F. What the heck? :(

I think it's fair, father = boys puberty; mother - girls puberty...

Ya, I think it's fair too. But hubby would probably stutter through the whole thing. My problem is that I'd probably give too much info, turn my son into a sex maniac.

As for scaring him, well, it didn't work on me! :eek:

Somebody talking about erections? And getting stuck? And sex.

Come in here thinking it was PG and it is actually NR... Man... lol

Um, you mean direct one, right? Not star in one! ;)

Lol, Yes direct one. We shouldn't star in it. Just make one with all the facts in it. Oh, and maybe the bananna trick is too much right now. Also, I think you guys should switch and you take Sydney and he take Jared.

When I was 10 I saw Dolly Parton in a movie, I cried all night, I didn't ever want boobs as big as hers. Now, here I sit, a 32F. What the heck? :(

I am happy with my 36C, only because my Mom is an A, a barely there A, so I am happy with what I ended up with. Could have been worse.

Geez all this boob size talk has me all flustered and can't think straight.

Geez all this boob size talk has me all flustered and can't think straight.

My work here is done! ;)

My mom was a B, so was I until I had the kids. I went up one cup size with each pregnancy and then a few more just because. It sucks, clothes aren't easy to find, heck, either are bras, a 32F isn't very common. :(

Somebody talking about erections? and getting stuck? and sex.

Come in here thinking it was PG and it is actually NR... Man... lol

See what happens when you leave for weeks at a time? I take over and it all goes downhill! ;)

I haven't seen many Fs in my day. Well actully none. My fiancé has either d's or dd's. I am happy with them.

I haven't seen many Fs in my day. Well actully none. My fiance has either d's or dd's. I am happy with them.

Spoken like a true male! ;)

I was happy when I had DD's, F's not so much. I pay a lot of money for a bra, and I have to shop around, a lot!

Good news though, I'll never drown, my boobs float, it's like wearing a life preserver 24/7! :p

For hubby's 40th birthday I'm getting nude pics taken. Black and white, in shadow, very tasteful, not at all trashy. Maybe, just maybe, I'll post them here, depends how they turn out. I just have to find the right photographer!

Put up a picture now that is non nude alty. I haven't seen an update. I don't remember them being so big. So, please a picture?

put up a picture now that is non nude alty. I haven't seen an update. I don't remember them being so big. So, please a picture?

All my pics are from the neck up, usually because I'm taking a pic of myself. I'm usually behind the camera, not in front of it.

I'll get hubby to take a few this weekend, right now he's busy studying for his finals, last week of school then back to work.

I do have nude shots, they were taken years ago, before I met hubby, before I had kids, heck, before I turned 18! Like I said, I was a bit of a devil back then.

I'll look for those, but I was a B back then, also, not sure if I'd be allowed to post them here.

Wouldn't be surprised if they were on the internet, the photographer wasn't the most scuprulous person on the planet, but you'd have to Google my maiden name, and I'm not telling! ;)

Well, You know my email, just send them there. Haha. I'm off for the day, and I will see you in the morning. Bye!

Bye Adam! Have a great evening! :)

As for the nude pics, I'll think about it! ;)

Later adam :)

Spoken like a true male! ;)

I was happy when I had DD's, F's not so much. I pay alot of money for a bra, and I have to shop around, alot!

Good news though, I'll never drown, my boobs float, it's like wearing a life preserver 24/7! :p

For hubby's 40th birthday I'm getting nude pics taken. Black and white, in shadow, very tasteful, not at all trashy. Maybe, just maybe, I'll post them here, depends how they turn out. I just have to find the right photographer!

Is that Adam over there swinging his arm in the air, shouting ME!! ME!! PICK MEEEEEE !:D

as for the nude pics, i'll think about it! ;)

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Poor M, don't wait too long.

poor m, don't wait too long.

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You may have to wait for that AMHD Calendar Friend;)

You may have to wait for that AMHD Calendar Friend;)

Shoot, I am still waiting for my 2008 calendar... must be with all those DVDs I ordered from AMHD.

I'm still awaiting my T-shirt :cool:

I'm still awaiting my T-shirt :cool:

Damn, all the waiting...

Well at least I am in negotiations for a bridge that Alty is going to be selling me, it's pink, but I think there is at least one troll beneath it. For that she is just going to have to lower her asking price...

Bridge?. now I'm confuzzled , I'm sure I'll pick up on it on the way ;)

And you get plenty of Trolls around here!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/active-members/being-plagued-reddies-313051-12.html

This is our other banter thread... some of it's a good read...

Thanks Justy , I'll go have a read

M, we need to go troll hunting, do you have your fandangled Australian troll killing device? What was that called again, a big white boomer, snow white boomer, you know the one. I'll bring my cuffs, we'll get these trolls yet. :)

I got one!

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They really do stink... ewww.

M, we need to go troll hunting, do you have your fandangled Australian troll killing device? What was that called again, a big white boomer, snow white boomer, you know the one. I'll bring my cuffs, we'll get these trolls yet. :)

I have this...

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And this...

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Love the Troll Spray!! LOL Good one Angel. Hi to all and got to run. Popped in just to say "HOWDY" and do a little catching up on reading.

Love the Troll Spray!!!!!!!!!! LOL Good one Angel. Hi to all and gotta run. Popped in just to say "HOWDY" and do a little catching up on reading.

Hey Rebbie... later.:)

Did I miss you Stringer? Was just getting ready to take contacts out and thought I would check mail one more time.

Good Morning to anyone who is around!

Afternoon adam, can't stay and chat but thought id say hi anyhoo :)

Well hello Bear. Where are you located at to where it is noon in your time?

Good Morning Adam, did you get a good nights sleep last night? No heartburn?

Morning peeps

Morning kc, how are you doing? :D

Pretty hungover at this point... getting too old for this drinking then working stuff

LOL, and your first clue was... hmmmm. I remember days like that, oh they are SO long.

Special occasion that took you out on a Monday night? Who parties on Monday? LOL.

KU vs. OU was on last night... I live in Big 12 country

Wow and I live under a rock because I don't have a clue.

I am not even going to guess, I will look like a bigger fool.

So did KU win?

Yes... they won... not too thrilled about that though

Damn, told you I would guess wrong, I was thinking that would be the team you wanted to win.

I am a Mizzou (Missouri) fan... we HATE Kansas

Good Morning Adam, did you get a good nights sleep last night? No heartburn?

It was a pretty good nights sleep. I bought a body pillow to keep my head propped up at night so the acid wouldn't get to my mouth, but it did once. My throat is raw this morning, but other than that, I am doing good. How are you?

Ok, so what is OU?

It was a pretty good nights sleep. I bought a body pillow to keep my head propped up at night so the acid wouldn't get to my mouth, but it did once. My throat is raw this morning, but other than that, I am doing good. How are you?

I am doing fantabulous. I am ready for a quick work day and to head home and go to bed early tonight. My daughter crawled into my bed at to a.m. cause she was having "bad thoughts"... I didn't get much sleep. :eek:

Oklahoma... we don't like them either. The game had huge implications on our title game

You will be happy to know that I did guess the right sport, well at least I am happy I did. :D

So what time did you crawl home? Did you drink more cause Oklahoma lost?

I'm ready to go home too. We need to make a holiday that lets us have off at least one day a month and get paid for it. Hmm?.

Sounds like a great plan. When do you leave for Vegas?

Got home around 11pm... hating life right now

Who is going to Vegas? Lucky B*$@ards

Awwe, you want a cupcake?

Did you take some aspirin?

I know I couldn't handle MY day hungover, so I can bet what you are going through.

I am just more tired than anything... no headache... appreciate your concern though :)

Who is going to Vegas? Lucky B*$@ards

I thought you were Adam, but it wasn't you... we were just talking about it the other day... it was ret. Just have to stay and work all day. No days off for awhile, although tomorrow is Ash Wednesday, think we could get a holiday day??

i am just more tired than anything...no headache...appreciate your concern though :)

Got to love taking care of sick men, they are cute when they get all babyish. :p

I am not the babyish type... sorry! I can act like a baby when I want to, but very rarely does it happen ;)

I am not the babyish type...sorry! i can act like a baby when i want to, but very rarely does it happen ;)

Damn, just crush my fantasy.

You are making me blush...

It takes a lot and I try SO hard. ;)

It was a pretty good nights sleep. I bought a body pillow to keep my head propped up at night so the acid wouldn't get to my mouth, but it did once. My throat is raw this morning, but other than that, I am doing good. How are you?

Adam, I 'm sure that you know this already but Prilosic (sp) (over the counter) taken regularly works for me with a double pillow.

Well hello Bear. Where are you located at to where it is noon in your time?

Uk :) and its evening now lol

Hi guys

Adam, I 'm sure that you know this already but Prilosic (sp) (over the counter) taken regularly works for me with a double pillow.

I never tried prilosic, but I seen that it was around 15 dollars, so I didn't know how long it would last me. The Prevacid I take is 30 dollars for 30 pills. Pretty steep, but it does a really good job, except when you stop taking it, it comes back twice as bad.

uk :) and its evening now lol

hi guys

Oh, OK. That explains a lot then. I didn't know, but now I do, so it's all good.

Oh, ok. That explains alot then. I didn't know, but now I do, so it's all good.

No problems :)

I never tried prilosic, but i seen that it was around 15 dollars, so i didn't know how long it would last me. The Prevacid i take is 30 dollars for 30 pills. pretty steep, but it does a really good job, except when you stop taking it, it comes back twice as bad.

If you have a discount place around you like; Costco you can get it there Adam... At first it takes a while to work and you have to take one each night... but I have only had one occurrence in the last year of acid reflux since starting it.

If you have a discount place around you like; Costco you can get it there Adam...At first it takes a while to work and you have to take one each night...but I have only had one occurrence in the last year of acid reflux since starting it.

Hmm... sounds pretty interesting. After this one runs out, I only get one more refill, so I will probably get prilosec after that. Thanks!

Hmm... sounds pretty interesting. After this one runs out, I only get one more refill, so i will probably get prilosec after that. Thanks!

No problem glad I helped someone today... feels good... hope that it works for you too Adam.:)

No problem glad I helped someone today...feels good...hope that it works for you too Adam.:)

Yep, well, I appreciate it.

So now that it is afternoon.

Good Afternoon!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening :D

Good afternoon sir...

Hi Folks!!

All right now, getting a crowd. Lol. Now that I am getting off here soon.

Hey Chihuahua Momma. How are you doing on this fine day?

Well, I guess I can forget about that. Lol

Ahh don't worry about it adz how your day been lol

Well, now to add to the sickness, I get an annoying runny nose. It has been a pretty slow day at work so far. Just an hour left, then I'm going home to play some ping pong. Lol. How about you?

Not as bad as yours to be honest :) look on the bright side though it's a sign your bodys fighting against the illness.
Just the usual for me, been to lectures and then back home, my weeks aren't that interesting :)

Well, its life isn't it. Sorry your weeks aren't that great.

I see you Justy!

Hi kids, what's up?

Didn't have time to read the oodles of pages written since I was last here.

You all are chatterbugs. ;)

Well, its life isn't it. Sorry your weeks aren't that great.

Uninteresting doesn't necessarily mean bad, less stress that way :)

Hi alty

Hi kids, what's up?

Didn't have time to read the oodles of pages written since I was last here.

You all are chatterbugs. ;)

Well hey Alty! Still waiting on those nude pics? Lol

Nude pics? Did I miss something?

Ahhhh! Well, actually I had an interesting moment yesterday, thought I had found one of my pics on the internet. As it turns out, it wasn't mine, so whew.

Nude pics, you, well, I was young and stupid once and had a pretty nice body, easily talked into things, you know, blah, blah, blah. I think I gave them away, which isn't good. :(

Darn teen years, they get you every time. ;)

Well... make sure you keep me in the loop on your nude pic updates ;)

Ahhhh! Well, actually I had an interesting moment yesterday, thought I had found one of my pics on the internet. As it turns out, it wasn't mine, so whew.

Nude pics, ya, well, I was young and stupid once and had a pretty nice body, easily talked into things, you know, blah, blah, blah. I think I gave them away, which isn't good. :(

Darn teen years, they get you every time. ;)

So, no good viewing for us? Lol

Well...make sure you keep me in the loop on your nude pic updates ;)

Ahhhhhh! Okay. :o

I can't be taught, I will be getting some nice, tasteful, black and whites done for hubby's 40th birthday. He's 38 now though, so you all have to wait a while. ;)

Ahhhhhh! Okay. :o

I can't be taught, I will be getting some nice, tasteful, black and whites done for hubby's 40th birthday. He's 38 now though, so you all have to wait a while. ;)

Ahh pooey! That's no fun Alty. No pics now? Lol

Aw, poor Adam. You know, the more you have to wait for something, the better it usually is. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFdxSOUjmzU
Good things come to those who wait :)

Is that something like good things come in small packages too? (This post has been checked for typing errors.)

Well...make sure you keep me in the loop on your nude pic updates ;)

Funny, the things that bring tigers out of the woods.

FIRST PHOTOS: Weird Fish With Transparent Head (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/photogalleries/fish-transparent-head-barreleye-picture/index.html)

I am not sure if all of you will find this interesting, but this is rare... this sort of thing and archeology fascinate me.

This is amazing also...

http://icantseeyou.typepad.com/my_weblog/2009/02/what-are-siftables-they-are-the-next-big-thing-watch-this-amazing-video-of-how-they-work.html

Hey everyone! Reminder, today is our Sneezy's 23rd birthday. He's growing up! ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SNEEZYKINS!

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Don't say I never got you anything. :)

Happy birthday sneezy

Stringer that is one weird fish

That's a cool fish!

Happy Birthday Sneeze!

I thought so too, take a look at what I added Bear...

Siftables!! Very interesting stringer.



Happy Birthday sir sneezer :)

Nice wonder how much they'll be, look like really good fun though :)

Yawn! Hi boys. How's my little harem? ;)

I'm so darn tired, do I have to stay awake? Can I nap a bit, please?

I need a back rub. Any volunteers?

i need a back rub. Any volunteers?

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Happy Birthday SNEEZE! Woo Hoo, you have a good one?

Um, M, what happens if I flip over onto my back? ;)

Warning! I'm in a mood. ;)

Starty, I see you, come on out and say hi!

Happy Birthday SNEEZE!! Woo Hoo, you have a good one?

Oops, beat me to it! ;)

Hi all, (sees alty getting a massage)... I guess ill leave you two to it then :p

um, m, what happens if i flip over onto my back? ;)

warning! I'm in a mood. ;)



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Yea I deffinetly think ill leave you two to it, cya both later :)

LOL cya Bear ;)

You don't have to leave Bear, the more the merrier. Was that out loud? Oops. ;)

M, um, you have really little hands. :eek:

M, um, you have really little hands. :eek:

Well you know what they say about small hands!!

Yes M, I do! Poor man. ;)

Small gloves :D

Ha, ha, ha, yes, so true! :)

I've been on the road for the last two hours, it's only 9am and I'm already beat. :(

Also, what is it with people? We live in Canada, we get snow every year, it's around for many months, along with the cold. Then the weather warms a bit, some of the snow melts, we start to drive a bit faster, less careful, then it snows, the temperature drops and all the skills they have driving in winter go out the farking window, even thought the weather was only nice for a week, it's still winter!

Grrrr, they're lucky we're not allowed to carry guns here! ;)

Are you busy Alty? If not I'm going to call okay?

Call away Starby, I'm not busy at all!

Good Afternoon all! What's happenin'?

Feeling better, Mr. Tiger?

Yep... all good today. Went to bed at the crack of 8pm last night, and it was glorious.

Wow, 8 p.m. wish I had been smart enough to go to bed that early... damn Pokerstars... :D

So busy day catching up at work then?

No... not really busy. Steady, but not busy. I wasn't all that behind yesterday

I sit here and play all day most days... its so nice being paid that way... LOL

Grrrrr! KC, I need a tiger to eat someone today! Are you hungry?

Hubby's stupid truck conked out, it's going to cost $1000 to repair it, he's in school right now, therefore he's on unemployment, this is not in the budget right now. :(

Remember the nude pics I mentioned? I wonder how much they're worth. ;)

I swear that someone is out to get me, I really do!

Other than that, I'm smiling, but it may be an insane smile at this point. Muwahahahahaha, Waaaaaaa! :(

Sorry to hear that! Everyone is in tough times right about now... all will be fine!

Can you promise me that KC? ;)

Ah, this sucks. What sucks even more is that hubby's sister still owes us our inheritance, $150,000.00. At this point I'd settle for $1000.00 of it just to fix the damn truck! :(

Okay, I'm venting, sorry, I'll stop.

Happy face on, big stupid grin on my face. :)

I see I scared everyone off. :(

Okay, got to run anyway, time to sell my soul to the devil. How many times do you think he'll fall for that anyway? ;)

Later kids.

Geez, I leave for a few days and look what happens! Just can't leave you kids alone for a second! What a mess!

I find out that Stringy's got a mistress named Mary, Adams pregnant, Batman was left on a park bench to wither away, KC is all hungover, Justy and Alty are talking about male puberty, someone hired a massuese, Rebby roared in on her bike and left, CM stopped by for a visit, Starty is baking for everyone again, we're missing a Chicky, and the Bear hasn't been raiding the picnic baskets so much, and of course Sneezer had a birthday, but okay I knew that! He better have found his card!

Sup kids?

Sup Star?

Snowed in once again! Freaken frackin snow! Not so much. Sitting here with my leg up STILL... gettin sick of it! ;)

... and you?

That is twelve dwafts, there are only supposed to be seven.

You are lucky that is ALL me and Alty talked about on here... you know it could have been worse... :D

Hey guys. Heart hurts today. They've given Grandpa 24 hours at the most. Getting Mom to the airport to fly in at midnight... Hopefully she'll make it.

Well Hello everyone. I have just been observing everything from the bushes today. I thought it was time to say hey.

Hey guys. Heart hurts today. They've given Grandpa 24 hours at the most. Getting Mom to the airport to fly in at midnight... Hopefully she'll make it.

Oh, I'm so sorry Chicky! :( You've had to go through soooo much in the last few months. :(

I want to get snowed in. Send me enough to snow me in, that is the ONLY thing snow is good for.

I am also sorry to hear that Chicky...

Adam the stalker?? It doesn't have a nice ring to it.

How is your mom's ankle Chicky? Has it gotten a bit better?

Hey, I'm a nice stalker. You don't even know I'm around most of the time. Sorry to hear that Chicky!

Thanks guys. Yeah, it's been a rough few months.

Mom's ankle is "getting better" but not as much as I'd like to see. She was going to be flying home on Friday for a Doc's appt on Mon, but since her Dad has so little time left, she's flying out this aft and will miss her appt. HOpefully she'll be OK for the time that she's up in Maine... but golly... the snow and crutches don't really go together.

*sigh*

No, snow and crutches are NOT a good thing. I'm actually afraid to go out with mine. Those things can come out from under you real quick. Tell her to be very careful. I skimmed over the pages really quick, because you miss a few days and you have to read a novel, so I missed a lot. I'll be thinking about you, and I hope your Mom has a safe trip to Maine.

Ahh. I hate being sick. I think I finally broke my fever but my nose won't stop running now. It's so annoying.

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LOL... he's a classic :)

LOL................he's a classic :)

Yep, certainly original:D M.

See you Bear...

See ya Bear...

Me too... :cool:

Hi guys :) how's things

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Here's one that you guys might like.

Bad day today Bear.. the stress is mounting I am afraid. But that's just business I suppose, it will all work out, I hope.

Got to go for now, need to lie down for a bit... later.

All good here Bear :)

Sorry to hear that stringer, hopefully things will get better, cya later

Good to hear it M :)

See you all later :)

Grandpa is gone. Mom is in Maine - unfortunately, she didn't make it in time. I'll be flying up on Friday and staying until Tuesday.

Just wanted to let y'all know.

My condolences Chicky... that is sad to hear.

Thanks KC. :)

Can this cabin be indoctrinated into the cabin site too,, best grillin in town here!

I am so sorry HC.

I'm sorry to hear that HistorianChick. I know that can be rough. I wish you the best.

So sorry HC, we're here if you need to talk.

You and your family are in my thoughts HC.

Sorry for your loss, HC.

I will hold on to hope for you and yours to get through this tough time HC.

Morning Peeps!

Good morning, Mr. Tiger.

One more day... woohoo.

Looks like you are celebrating St. Pat's day a bit early, according to your pic... my kind of gal!

Kiss and spank you? Justy, um, do we need to talk? ;)

Hey Tiger, how you doing? ;)

Doing all right... extremely bored at work, but hey, whatever! How are you doing?

I'm living. My son is home again, sore throat, cough, fever, I have it too. I'm beginning to think I'm cursed. ;)

Today is cleaning day, which is why I'm on the computer. I hate cleaning. Wouldn't it just be easier not to make a mess in the first place? I mean really, do we have to eat, wear clothes, play?

Wow, I sound grumpy. Time to get my happy pill! ;)

It's never too early for kissing or spanking, right? :D

Alty, we could talk, but then we would be getting those orange and black stripes blushing again... and I like the tiger not too bashful. ;)

Kc, I thought bored and work went hand in hand.

Yes, they do go hand in hand... that is true...

No blushing on my part, I promise... I will behave myself too!

Do we embarrass the tiger? Hee, hee, that's funny.

Fyi Justy, love your sig, don't kick me too hard. ;)

Alty, I will go clean, you come sit here and jump when my boss says and when the under boss says, you have complete permission to roll your eyes at the youngin'.

Got to love when you have one bossy, condesending person teaching her yound condesending protégée how to be exactly like her. WOOHOO. Two for the price of one.

yes, they do go hand in hand...that is true...

no blushing on my part, I promise...i will behave myself too!

Well that's no fun. :(

Justy, we may have to ask Exy to let Tiger into the Sexaholics thread. I bet we could make him blush then. :D

...i will behave myself too!

Well that just took all the fun out of that one.

Well that's no fun. :(

Justy, we may have to ask Exy to let Tiger into the Sexaholics thread. I bet we could make him blush then. :D

LOL :D

Great plan!

Do we embarass the tiger? Hee, hee, that's funny.

Fyi Justy, love your sig, don't kick me too hard. ;)

You are pretty low on the kicking in the arse list... there are so many ahead of you... ::sigh::

Sexaholics thread... I am starting to turn red... :o

sexaholics thread...i am starting to turn red...:o

Careful red and orange clash.

Alty, I will go clean, you come sit here and jump when my boss says and when the under boss says, you have complete permission to roll your eyes at the youngin'.

Gotta love when you have one bossy, condesending person teaching her yound condesending protégée how to be exactly like her. WOOHOO. Two for the price of one.

Um, Justy, I really suck at the whole "jump when someone tells me to" thing. As for rolling my eyes, you, probably wouldn't stop there.

If I took your place, you'd be unemployed tomorrow, or sooner. :(

I'm used to being the boss, not being bossed.

As for the youngun, send her to me, I'll knock her down a few pegs. :)

sexaholics thread...i am starting to turn red...:o

Now, now, no reason to blush, it's all natural, good old fashioned, silly, sexy fun. Where else can you go where women are actually honest about sex? :cool:

Wow, you really do get red, don't you? :eek:

Well shoot, I think I need my job, no subbing for you then.

I am better at being in charge, so basically, most of the time I dislike my job. Would be one thing if there was constructive criticism, but instead I get demands... I really do not like attorneys. Ugh.

The youngun is a boy, but I think you could still take him.

The youngun is a boy, but I think you could still take him.

Actually, that makes it easier. :D

No offense to the boys here. ;)

Hey Alty, kc disappeared... I think he is looking for the sexaholic thread... LOL.

Nice try... I am here! Out of control...

nice try...i am here! out of control...

You are out of control??

We like out of control. Right Justy? ;)

I see Bear. Bear, come say hi.

I just realized, we have a lot of wild animals here, all boys. Is this a sign?

You guys are out of control!! You know it...

See Alty, I thought we were actually behaving...

Told you kc can't handle it... :D

Hi guys and gals :)
Sorry not really in a talking mode today
I'm just going to sit in the shadows and watch if that's OK :)

Are we ready for naked Friday?? ;)

Are we ready for naked Friday??? ;)

A for effort.

Sorry.. a bit inappropriate

hi guys and gals :)
sorry not really in a talking mode today
im just gonna sit in the shadows and watch if thats ok :)

I don't mind if you watch Bear. ;)

Are we ready for naked Friday??? ;)

It's -30 degrees celsius, naked isn't happening! :eek:

Were's my heating blanket? :)

I don't mind if you watch Bear. ;)

Sorry, read then, :)

It's -30 degrees celsius, naked isn't happening! :eek:

Were's my heating blanket? :)

Maybe the tiger was offering to keep you warm. ;)

Actually, that makes it easier. :D

No offense to the boys here. ;)

Does that mean that there won't be any hair pulling of shrieking ?:rolleyes:

Two women fighting... I want mud wrestling... O.. O

STUTTERING;

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

A cute little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the cute little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could get it out and say 'Sh*t!', the Rottweiler ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room.

LMAO, cute one Stringer.

I can handle mud wrestling, but I prefer JELL-O

Pudding, chocolate pudding! Jello is too bouncy. ;)

If the JELLO is bouncing enough, no one will notice my bouncing. :D

Chocolate pudding will do.

Pudding fight! Oh, sorry Justy, I didn't mean to get it in your eye. :(

::running away, running away!::

I would catch you but I just fell face first back into the pudding pool!

Do you need a towel? A hose? Anything? ;)

Bear, stop gawking, haven't you ever seen a woman covered in pudding before? :)

I have but there's no reason I can't see another, besides you said I was OK watching :)

Ahhh, the show me and Alty could really put on.

I will opt for the hose.

... I,, aaaaaaah... like bouncy... and I know that Bear does too :):):)

:)

Ahhh, the show me and Alty could really put on.

I will opt for the hose.

Are you sure Justy? I mean, we could really give these boys a run for their money! :D

Okay, hose it is. Justy, you're not wearing a bra, the water is really cold, by the looks of things. :eek:

You are right that was pretty cold, you better hand me the towel before anyone gets too much of a show.

How are you going to clean up, Alty, looks like you are covered from head to toe as well. Let me know if you need any assistance ;)

You are right that was pretty cold, you better hand me the towel before anyone gets too much of a show.

Here's my 10 bucks for my ticket! I'm a little bit Irish, do I get a discount?

Here's my 10 bucks for my ticket! I'm a little bit Irish, do I get a discount?

Only ten, geesh I would have thought our going rate was higher.

Only get discounted for being an Irish spanker.

Only ten, geesh I would have thought our going rate was higher.

Name your price sweetheart... :)

I thought the price was $50 Justy. How did Stringer get in for $10? I know he's charming, but you have to stand firm.

::splash:: I'm not done playing yet, I'll get cleaned up later. Wheeeee! :)

Can I bring my camcorder if I pay the 50 bucks?

Camcorder? That will cost you $100, and if you sell the tape we get a cut of the money you make. Right Justy?

Hey, I'm getting pudding in places where pudding shouldn't go. :(

See Alty, we will have the truck repairs paid off in no time.

See Alty, we will have the truck repairs paid off in no time.

:D:cool:

I'm not like stringer, I'm not going to cheapen you outstanding specimen of the female kind by throwing money at you :)

im not like stringer, im not gonna cheapen you outstanding specimen of the female kind by throwing money at you :)

Broke again Bear? ;)

Something like that, but it was more about being nice to get to watch for free :)

something like that, but it was more about being nice to get to watch for free :)

But you're missing all the really good stuff that we only show our paying customers. You sure that you're happy with the PG version? ;)

Okay, I'm feeling a bit dirty now. :o

Actually I'm fine leaving you lot to it :)

And its your own fault alty,lol,

Wait a minute... I... am... not... a pervert... Bear... nope.

Hey ladies, I can be your 'manager,' yep I... know... people... we can get rich. Justy you are thinking way too small here... fixing the truck is peanuts...

That's our Stringer, always thinking big! :)

Okay, I think we need to sign a contract, make Stringer our manager, get this show on the road.

Bear, do you want to be the towel boy?

Ahh dangit. I missed the pudding fight. I had 100 bucks to put down. $50 to get in and $50 to be in the middle of it. Why didn't this go out in a flier or something?

That's our Stringer, always thinking big! :)

Okay, I think we need to sign a contract, make Stringer our manager, get this show on the road.

Bear, do you want to be the towel boy?

I'm OK, thanks for the offer though :)

Hi adam

Woohoo, I always knew I could dream big.

Heard Hefner is going out of business, we could buy up Playboy, make a AMHD version... :D

Ahh dangit. I missed the pudding fight. I had 100 bucks to put down. $50 to get in and $50 to be in the middle of it. Why didn't this go out in a flier or something?

We are spur of the moment gals... can't stop pudding once it starts flying.

We are spur of the moment gals... can't stop pudding once it starts flying.

True I guess. Well, I'm still here now, unless you guys kick me out.

Justy and are very spontaneous, never think things through ahead of time. That didn't sound good. :(

Bear doesn't want to be our towel boy. Who shall we ask? Who would jump at the chance? Who? Who? Anyone? ;)

Maybe we would need to list the benefit plan that we would offer our towel boy... cause the job does come with some perks... hehe :D

That's very true. The pay sucks, but there are benefits. Maybe M will volunteer when he gets here. He'd be a good towel boy, small hands, he can get into all those tight places. Was that out loud? ;)

Got to run for now, you know, time to shower, get all the pudding off.

I'll be back later, you kids behave. :)

Bye alty :)

Well, I see the job isn't going to be offered to me, but I would have to say no anyway. Just thought the offer was coming. Haha. I see how it is though. So, I guess I will be on my way out of here.

Well, I see the job isn't going to be offered to me, but I would have to say no anyway. Just thought the offer was coming. Haha. I see how it is though. So, I guess I will be on my way out of here.

Adam, read my post, I was hinting at you to take the job. Bear already turned me down, I don't like rejection, so this time someone has to volunteer. :D

Why would you have to say no?

Justy, we may have to towel each other off. Hmmm, that might bring in more money anyway. ;) :cool:

Okay, really going now, things to do, people to see, pudding to wash off. :p

Ok, I missed that hint. I got an email I will show you in a minute that has a part about hinting. I guess I will take the job for $5 per show. That's a good deal.

The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear “the rules “from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered “1“ ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

(FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports; It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want
To hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or Hockey.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can – to give them a bigger laugh

I don't like rejection

:( again sorry

Lol brilliant adam

Ok, i missed that hint. I got an email i will show you in a minute that has a part about hinting. I guess I will take the job for $5 per show. Thats a good deal.

That is a GREAT deal. You're hired!

Ok, i missed that hint. I got an email i will show you in a minute that has a part about hinting. I guess I will take the job for $5 per show. Thats a good deal.

$5/show. But, we don't know how much the shows will bring in. We may have to negotiate. How about, access to all shows, the pleasure of wiping off two hot women and all the pudding you can eat? :D

Loved the email, so true except one thing. Why do we have to wait for a commercial to talk to you boys, but you always interrupt our shows with silly stuff like asking what's for dinner or when you're going to get sex? Really? Cook something for yourself, and the other, well, you just interrupted my show, I'm no longer in the mood. ;)

Really really got to go. What's wrong with me? Don't answer that. :eek:

Oh, and Bear, no worries. It's not the first time I've been rejected, probably won't be the last. ;)

Later.

If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.


This is so true, on both sides.

Later alty :)

Later guys and gals, ill see you when I c you :)

Bye Bear. Have a good one.

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Yawn, cough, sneezy, ow. I'm still sick, actually worse today than I have been all week. Me no likey.

Sympathy anyone? Come on, I need a hug! M, Stringer, Bear, Adam, Sneezy, Tiger, anyone? Achooo. Oh poo. :(