Thank God, My little boy is not store (walmart) crazy yet. Whoo hoo.
Doing better then earlier today.
Hello Friend, Sorry about the Francine slip again. I really am.
Hey BB, been awhile.

I'll be your date, I haven't been to a wedding in ages, when you get to be my age it's divorce parties. ;)

What should I wear, are you taller than 5'11", because then I can wear heals, when's the wedding? ;);););)

Alty and Starby,

Your little friend. Hmmmm. Do I know your friend. Dr.Evil opening up a can of worms... Ha Ha Ha.

LOL... thats OK Joe , I can handle it :)

M has a laptop, Noooooooo, maybe he'll drop it on his foot. Muwahahahahahaha. ;):)

Yeah Joe, How have you been? I was in Cape Cod MA for the weekend hanging out with my friend who's doing an internship at a golf course up there... haven't been on much lately.

I'll be your date, I haven't been to a wedding in ages, when you get to be my age it's divorce parties. ;)

What should I wear, are you taller than 5'11", because then I can wear heals, when's the wedding? ;);););)

Haha, SCORE!

The wedding is the 26th of July and I'm only about 5'10" so you're good.

Alty and Starby,

Your little friend. Hmmmm. Do I know your friend. Dr.Evil opening up a can of worms... Ha Ha Ha.


I believe you may, he got my goat and I dived right in, dragged poor Starby along with me. You know me, when I'm mad I can't stop fighting, it's survivor instinct, from years of not surviving, so, you, I got mad and it went bad. ;) I'm done now though, won't give him the pleasure of fighting anymore, does that mean I win? ;);)

Haha, SCORE!

The wedding is the 26th of July and I'm only about 5'10" so you're good.

I'm 5'11" so no heels for me. :(

What color should I wear? Can I wear my wedding dress, or would that be too much, wait, would I still fit into my wedding dress? :eek: :eek: :confused: :D

Maybe a nice blue dress, or pink, no pink's too much, mauve, that's nice, yup. Yeah, I get to go shopping for a new dress. :D

I haven't heard the final word yet, but as late as I know I am wearing all black. Its going to be freakin hot. The color was blue at first, but I guess now its all black. All black at the end of July - awesome.

Hot huh? Can I wear a bikini? ;)

It's custom for a man to wear a black suit to a wedding, but a women who wears black to a wedding is being rude, black is for mourning. Is this marriage a good thing, because if it isn't then I can wear black too. ;)

I have known your friend for a long long long time. Actually.. .

Alty, do not blame you at all.

You and Starby both Win.. . Oh you.

Well, shame on me. I know nothing about weddings. Last time I was in a wedding I was like 6 years old and was the ring bearer. Should be interesting...

Is it also custom to have a date? I figured if I can't find one its not a big deal if I go alone...

BB - That is awesome. Weddings can be lots of fun.
RENT A DATE BB.

I have known your friend for a long long long time. Actually. . .

Alty, do not blame you at all.

You and Starby both Win... . . . Oh ya.


We win, we win, na, na, na, na, boo, boo. Phffft! :D :D

Could you put that in writing on that specific thread? Kidding, let's not start him going after you too, I feel bad enough I got Starby involved.

BB - That is awesome. Weddings can be lots of fun.

I'm hoping so. I have to plan the bachelor party too. :cool: :D

Rent a Date? LOL

Hey biggie
Don't you get to have one of the Bridesmaids as your date for the night?

Hey biggie
Don't you get to have one of the Bridesmaids as your date for the night??

Hah, I don't even know who the bridesmaids are... Hell, Ill just have the Bride as my date for the night.

I have known your friend for a long long long time. Actually. . .

Alty, do not blame you at all.

You and Starby both Win... . . . Oh ya.

Game on Alty! Bring it girl! I have custody of his son Kevin! Franny is a gentleman right?. right? And he gave me kisses on another thread! So there! Na na na na na! :D :p

Well, shame on me. I know nothing about weddings. Last time I was in a wedding I was like 6 years old and was the ring bearer. Should be interesting....

Is it also custom to have a date? I figured if I can't find one its not a big deal if I go alone...

You are actually in the wedding party, right? You're date won't have much fun, it's customary for the wedding party to sit at the main table, sans date, so she'd have to sit with other people, not you. Once the dance begins it will be okay, but all throughout dinner and the speeches she won't even be sitting with you.

I'd go solo, there are bound to be a few single gals there, dance with all of them, you never know what could happen. Oh, great, I've gone to far, do I have to give you the safe sex speech now, or the one night stand speech (it's a good one) or how about the be a gentleman speech (that one's boring, puts be to sleep). Say the word and I'll give the speech. No M, I won't be giving examples during the speech, ex: How to safely have a one night stand, There is not safe way!

Yeah Alty, you make a good point, they probably wouldn't have too much fun. New goal - Don't find a date. Get myself ready to not be a little b*tch and ask people I don't know to dance :)

I have to run off for awhile boyz and girlz! Puter keeps on freezing up... urrrrgghhhh! Play nice now kids! ;)

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Sorry all, phone call.

Yup, go stag Biggie, best way to go, keep your options open. ;)

Joe, WAKE UP!!

Alrighty,
I'm about to go the way of Joe. Still trying ot make up sleep from the weekend :eek:

4 AM weekends need to stop :)

Good night everyone except M, good afternoon :)

Goodnight Biggie, sweet dreams, dreams of bridesmaids and other single gals. ;)

Hey, did anyone notice that once again HC and Sneezy were both missing at the same time? Hmmmm, very peculiar. ;)

Yes, I should hit the ZZZ's soon. Have a good night everyone. Oh and Good Afternoon To M.

Alrighty,


Good night everyone except M, good afternoon :)

Thanks biggie , sleep well :)

Goodnight Joe. :)

Hey M, did you drop your laptop yet? ;)

Long time no talk, didn't see you much yesterday and not much today. Alty misses M. :(

Oooh, now I'm going to get in trouble with Starby, she thinks you're all hers, only hers, won't share with me at all. Don't you feel special? ;);)

Ha Ha... I miss chatting too sometimes , however sometimes I just get caught up with work... bugger ay :)

I keep an eye on you all though ;)

Oh no, you didn't happen to see the trouble Starby and I got ourselves in to this weekend did you? I didn't start it, really I didn't, I tried to finish it, but that didn't work either, then I asked Starby for help and that didn't work, really, I know better, next time I'll walk away. Well, maybe. ;);)

I did see that , had a word to starby on this thread this morning...

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/hang-out-227450.html

Ya, I know, I shouldn't feed the troll, even though this particular troll has been here for quite some time. I just hate it when people make mountains out of mole hills, but I guess I helped put some of the dirt on the mountain, so I'm not completely innocent. Did I ever say I was innocent though? ;):)

No its all good , you were just sticking up for what you thought. But remember you were just giving him a Buzz and I bet he loved it.

To bad I didn't think to use the whip, but he'd probably enjoy that too, and the last thing I want to give that man is pleasure. ;)

Well I'm staying out of it from now on, should have done that a long time ago, but I actually got a PM from the OP on that thread saying that it's about time someone gave him what for and she was glad that I was doing it. So I continued, and it turned in to what you read. He's a piece of work that Crud (yes I misspelled it, on purpose;))

Oh well, to late to go back and undo, time to move forward. I'd like to say I'll never do it again, but I think we all know better than that, don't we? ;);)

Actually if you read his profile you'll see he has upset a lot before you , lots of Reddies!

Muwahahaha, reddies, yes, lots of reddies, red like blood, like a wound. Muwahahahahaha. :0

Oh, that was a bit evil, wasn't it? ;);)

Franny! I'm home! :):)

Naughty Alty in the house. Bring it on M. :)

Had to share this cute pup picture;

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Now that is cute :)

Franny! I'm home! :):)

Naughty Alty in the house. Bring it on M. :)

I'm ready for you Alty:D

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LIVE - Like you only have one Life
LAUGH - Until your stomach hurts !
LOVE - Unconditionally

As for the rest of the stuff. To L with it.

Well, hello there, How you doing? ;)

I'm ready too;

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Okay, you want an explanation of the picture? I googled warrior girl and this is what came up. Apparently these gals call themselves the "warrior girls". Can't hurt, now I have a cheering section and a whip. :D

LIVE - Like you only have one Life
LAUGH - Until your stomach hurts !
LOVE - Unconditionally

As for the rest of the stuff. To L with it.


Hi westnlas, welcome to the craziest thread on AMHD.

Be prepared for super silliness, flirting, whips, pics, and other stuff. :)

Join in the fun. You can help me pick on Friend4U aka M, my usual sidekick has gone missing. :(

I'll take them all on , in one go!!


Hi westnlas , nice to see you could join us :)

M, you changed your avy, noooooooo! Where's the sweet puppy I love, where did he go?

Hmm, I could get used to this guy though.;)

Muwahahahahaha;


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I think I better change that back , I'm sort of attached to Puppy , besides you go all crazy when your like this :)

Muwahahahahaha;


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LOL... see what I mean :)

Moi, who started this? Say "I did, I did!", let's see if this approach backfires on me again. :)

M, no, change it back, that's not pretty. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Starby, where are you? M's attacking me. HELPPPPPPP! ;);)

Moi, who started this? Say "I did, I did!", let's see if this approach backfires on me again. :)

OK

You did!

M, you are naughty! ;);)

Like my new avy?

Let's make a deal. I'll go back to whip girl if you go back to puppy. Do we have a deal? :)

MMmmmmmmmmmm... ok I'll go back to puppy and you keep that one ;)

Don't you think I get in to enough trouble around here without an avatar like that? ;);)

I'll switch back and forth, just to keep you on your toes. :)

Cmon
I kept my part of the deal :D

So did I, I switched back and forth, and I'm sure you're on your toes. :);)

OMG that things UGLY... imagine what people are going to think when they read all this tomorrow. You had better explain!

The picture will be gone tomorrow, I'm not keeping that, OMG, would that ever give Cred ammunition. ;)

Okay, I'll change it. :)

Eeeeek, got to go, it's 12:20am, I can't believe how quickly the time flew by.

Have a good evening M, it's time for Alty to go to bed. Thanks for keeping me company, I always love chatting with you, never a dull moment. :)

Goodnight. Hope the pup's back tomorrow, I miss him.

Night Alty

Sleep well and yes puppy will be back :)

Aw, welcome back pooch. Goodnight pooch. :)

Goodnight M, have a beer for me after work, k? :)

Alty out.

Alty... I ran as fast as I could! *out of breath* M! You leave my Alty alone! Big meanie you! It's okay Alty, did big Franny Pants scare you?

LOL... you guys are tag teaming?

Franny? Where have you hidden Alty? LOL!

Well we can't very well leave you to your own devices now can we?

Alty's gone to bed , she left me to look after the place. Ohh hang on what's this... a whip!

Eeeeekkkk, did she do that again? I thought she learned her lesson when she gave it to Stringer! She needs a talking to! Once again alone with the keeper of the whip! Yikes!

LMAO... its OK starby , I have to leave so I'll let you look after it :)

I thought Alty's dog was quite fetching...

And got to bring back alpha male!! Grrrrrrr

Ahhhhh! Franny #1 and #2 at the same time! And M's giving up the whip! Bawhahahaha!

Night starby sleep well :)


FP is this what your after?

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Have a G'day and eve M! I'll go curl up under your blanket in the corner!

Nite starby sleep well :)


FP is this what your after??

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ohh yeah, baby!! He can put my garbage out anytime lol

Night Starby :)

LOL! Oh so now I have to fight both you and Alty for him? I've got garbage! AND, I've got custody of his son, Kevin the Kangaroo that he sent me via UPS! What kind of daddy is he anyway?. sending his kids by UPS! He is also giving me drop bears now! Baaaddd M! I might have to send him a... a... a... MOOSE! LOL!

LOL!! Oh so now I have to fight both you and Alty for him? I've got garbage! AND, I've got custody of his son, Kevin the Kangaroo that he sent me via UPS! What kinda daddy is he anyway?...sending his kids by UPS!! He is also giving me drop bears now!! Baaaddd M! I might have to send him a....a...a...MOOSE!! LOL!!

You don't understand Starby, I just want someone to put my garbage out... and if he could be trained to vacuum too, well, grrrreat!!

Well lets get real here now. If you can find a man that will take out the garbage AND vacuum, I will fight you for him too! I could use a little dusting and a few repairs around here too! And I'll trump you for someone to mow my lawn! LOL! Oh did I mention shoveling the snow in the winter? :D

I better get to bed! It's 4am here! Have a good eve!

Rah!!

Eeeeekkkk, did she do that again?? I thought she learned her lesson when she gave it to Stringer!! She needs a talkin to! Once again alone with the keeper of the whip! Yikes!!

THE ONE, THE ORIGINAL, THE ONLY WHIP is in the position of Stringer. "You don't need no stinkin' whips." :D

Um.. . hc. You OK?

Also, is it just me or did I lose some posts?

I thought I had 2000+ posts... how'd I go back down to 1946?

also, is it just me or did I lose some posts?

I thought I had 2000+ posts...how'd I go back down to 1946?

Sneezy
They moved the NC Calender into The Lounge , so you probably lost quite a few posts there , I think I did as well.

Is anyone still around?

Hey biggie , in and out

Heya friend,

How have you been?

Pretty good mate , just at work at the moment.

So you probably lost some posts too I'd say.

Yeah I did, I noticed after I read someone else's post complaining about it heh

I just got back from work a few hours ago. Fell asleep for a little while, it was nice. Still need to hit the gym before the end of the day - currently working on motivating myself for that.

I'm about ready to mail a bomb to Facebook too, caught a glimpse of more news accidentally, and it sucks, but that's life...

Ah the devil that is Facebook! You've come far enough to know not to look at that :)

Must log off for a bit , nice to talk to you biggie , enjoy the Gym.

And no more Facebook... lol :)

Yeah,

Thing is after I deleted her profile from my list I thought I was in the clear. Guess not :(

It's all right, worst case scenario, it hurts me but it is making me stronger. Not to say that I enjoy it lol

Ha Ha... I'll get Alty to get her whip out :D

Uh oh :eek:

Alty's here, who do I have to whip? ;)

Alty, careful with the whips now! String man won't give his back, and I have the other one! Bawhahahaha!

Stringer, give it back. You know they will grab it from you when your not paying attention.

Hello everybody. Hope your all having a good day.

Joe

Hey Joe! How are you? It looks like it's been a quiet day! We have nice sunshiny blue sky weather. 81 degrees. Yeay... no more rain! :)

Sorry I still do the Fahrenheit thing! 27 degrees

Thank you for converting. I am not able to read american. Lol
Guys checking in on the other thread?

Lol... me either Joe :)

Hey all,

Just got back from the gym... hows everyone doing?

Be right back, shower time. Then possibly over my neighbors house. She invited me over to watch the show Bones? Anyone ever see it? Is it good?

Thank you for converting. I am not able to read american. lol
Guys checking in on the other thread?

On what other thread? What do you mean Joe?

Hi Biggie, how are you!

Hi M, I will answer you and tell you what went on in a few! ;)

No problem starby

Biggie she wants you to come over and show her your what??

M,

I'm not sure... I'll let you know when I get back ;)

But seriously, I should get going, I'm assuming it starts in 8 minutes and its better than watching TV by myself :) The more people I'm with, the more likely I am to stay occupied :)

I just finished watching Hells Kitchen.

What do you think of Gordon Ramsay Joe?

Oh I'm so confused! What is happening with my PM's I've sent 2 since I talked to you M, and they bounce back to me, like I sent them to myself! I believe that would be even worse than talking to yourself... not? LOL! When I have to send myself messages, then I really do need more of a life! ;)

Joe, if you're still around, I will get back to you shortly. Need to run for just a bit.

Hey all, how is everyone?

Biggie, did you say you were going to the neighbours house to jump her bones? ;);)

Hey all,

No Alty, sorry to disappoint. Maybe someday :p

Just kind of hung out and watched TV. Haven't talked ot her much in a few years being away at school and having the girlfriend and all, but now that I'm single and home for the summer, I have a lot more free time. Its cool to hang out with people and catch up with people I haven't talked to in a long time.

Its late now, and I should probably go to bed. I'm just here for my nightly upper before I try to sleep :)

Upper? ;)

Well it sounds like you had fun, and that's a great way to maybe get things started.

Hey, are you still thinking of bringing a date to the wedding? Maybe you should ask her. :);)

I've got to run for about 1/2 hour too.

Good night Biggie, have happy dreams. :)

M, are you avoiding us? :(

Back in a while all.

Alty,
She has a boyfriend, we were just hanging out as friends haha. At least that's as far as I know :eek:

I don't think I am going to bring a date to the wedding. You sort of convinced me that being single might be a good idea as it will give me a lot of opportunities to meet people I don't know. Should be tons of ladies there...

Yeah I said upper as I have had a fairly rough evening and just don't want to go to bed with a mind reeling full of negative thoughts, so this is where I turn :)

What I have found is that there are many uses for this whip (still attached to my right palm):

When held at precisely the right length it can be used in exercise; thus a jumping rope.

When tied to the other side of the room I can play with the grandkids: tripping (no grandkids were injured in this escapade)


After practicing, I find that I can sit in my chair and when I crack "the" whip I can wrap it around the sliding door handle to the patio and open it.

I find also that I am intimidating to some people... (power of "the" whip!)

I need to practice more, more, more I tell you!

Alty, my dear, I owe you so much... (but I am keeping it!)

Stringer

M, are you avoiding us? :(

Back in a while all.

Who me?. Never :D


LMAO stringer :)

Thanks M, although that was not my true intent here... hee hee. I am seriously becoming the "grasshopper" collecting as much knowledge of "THE" whip as I can. It is truly fascinating.

I am now "THE" student of "THE whip".

I have sooo much more to learn about this fascinating instrument. I have read all the articles about whips on the web. I have gone to the library. I have learned so much, but more, more I have to learn more.

We are having a complete village garage sale next weekend... think of it!! I can now do whip tricks to attract people to OUR garage!! I can stand out in the middle of the street and demand that they stop their cars (while holding the whip up) not that I want to intimidate anyone? Hee hee (again.)

Alty, I owe you so much... (but I am keeping it!)

Stringer

Relatively quiet around these parts tonight eh?

LOL... well stringer I think its great that you have taken it upon yourself to at least learn the intricacies of your new found Toy and to use it to your advantage.

Alty , I don't like your chances of getting this whip back... ever :)

Hi all.
No Alty, it seems that the whip is lost to you forever.

Just get something better and make Stringer jealous. :P

And M, Aus really isn't that big. You will be found and you will be wedgied!

It's good to be back in the mad house.

LOL...............well stringer I think its great that you have taken it upon yourself to at least learn the intricacies of your new found Toy and to use it to your advantage.

Alty , I don't like your chances of getting this whip back............ever :)

M, I am truly astonished with your ability to see the understated... haha. And M, this is not a toy! Nooooo not a toy... sssssssh she might hear you. This whip is alive, alive I tell you. Now that it has been attached to my hand for so long I can feel it, yes, I can feel it. She has a personality and... yes she has feelings. So please be careful in what you say around her... K? I don't want to hurt her feelings. After all... we do spend a lot of time together and... sssssssssssssh yep we are sleeping together... (I don't tell everyone that so please honor her, I don't want her reputation tarnished.)

Hi all.
No Alty, it seems that the whip is lost to you forever.

Just get something better and make Stringer jealous. :P

And M, Aus really isn't that big. You will be found and you will be wedgied!

It's good to be back in the mad house.

M!! Did I hear what I thought I heard? She thinks we are MAD?:eek: Madam, I assure you that I and M are of strong mind and body. Mad!!!!!!! MAD?????????? NO........I am NOT MAD... and I don't get angry often either hee hee.

And Alty, it is time my dear to take the picture of the whip out off your avatar. I know... you have memories... Please leave the rest though, I like IT!

MAD... us stringer MAD!!!!!

Are you serious kalfy us MAD!!!! :eek: :eek:









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Stringer, you are in so much trouble. I know people, and they know people, I will get my whip back. Sob, I miss my him, oh, and by the way, it's not a female. ;)

Stringer, trade you;

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These for the whip. :D

Alty
Where's the pink fluffy ones :D

:D
I woulld never suggest such a thing. *Smiles innocently*
You must have imagined it.
Better watch that... you know what hullucinations are a sign of.

Stringer, you are in so much trouble. I know people, and they know people, I will get my whip back. Sob, I miss my him, oh, and by the way, it's not a female. ;)

Yes, she is... yes she is... yes she is... I know, I slept with her! Oooops.

And do you really think I would fold under such meager threats?? I am German with Italian relatives... FGS! I was raised around all this, I knew the profit from "numbers" when I was 4 years old... FGS!

AAAAAAAAAaaah Ha!! :rolleyes: :D :cool: :cool: :cool:

:D
I woulld never suggest such a thing. *Smiles innocently*
You must have imagined it.
Better watch that... you know what hullucinations are a sign of.

Okey Dokey Kal... vivacious masculinity?? :confused: :) :)

Stringer, I'm German with a bit Hungarian thrown in, don't mess with me. :D

I WANT MY WHIP, I MISS HIM!:mad:

Stringer, trade you;

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These for the whip. :D

Sweety, I sincerely hope that is only a very small opening bid...

Alty
Where's the pink fluffy ones :D

OOOOH OOOooooh!!! Marta might like those? (Kidding, kidding - if she found out I was using her name in a discussion like this one... whew!):eek:

Sweety, I sincerely hope that is only a very small opening bid.........


Ah, so you are willing to negotiate. Here's my second offer;

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The bottom one is a riding crop, use your imagination. Oh, and it's female. :);)

Stringer, I'm German with a bit Hungarian thrown in, don't mess with me. :D

I WANT MY WHIP, I MISS HIM!:mad:

Actually I am Austrian and a little Irish. I have done it... match, set... game!:D :D :D

AND I know the scent of a "She" AND it is a SHE!

Alty
Where's the pink fluffy ones :D


These ones M?:D

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And M, Aus really isn't that big. You will be found and you will be wedgied!



Huh... promises promises ;)

Get him Kal, get him good.:D

Oh, Kal, could you also get my whip back? :)

Ah, so you are willing to negotiate. Here's my second offer;

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The bottom one is a riding crop, use your imagination. Oh, and it's female. :);)

L M A O really.. I just spit my gum at the 'puter!!

Oh. And by the way, not even enough to give up "Susy". YOU are an intelligent, bright woman... you can do sooo much better!

I am Stringer and I am in possession of "Susy!!!" the now - magic whip.

Alty
You look great in uniform with your pink handcuffs :D


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M... it is time to assert ourselves my man. We; you, me, Joe and a couple others are the only ones representing the male side of things here you know? We (I) have THE whip... we now have the power, we need to stick together my friend. And don't let their threats or womanly ways get to you.. strength is in numbers AND in "he who has THE whip"... yes, THE... whip.

Susy? Nope, that's Sal, as in Salvador.

So, the cash and the riding crop didn't do it, huh? How about this;

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That's a Pontiac GTO, classic muscle car, I'll even get it painted if you don't like the color. How about it, do we have deal? :D

Stringer your right... we have to stick together , we have been bullied too long :)

Here you can have one of my cars instead of Alty's , I have plenty to go around!!

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Susy? Nope, that's Sal, as in Salvador.

So, the cash and the riding crop didn't do it, huh? How about this;

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That's a Pontiac GTO, classic muscle car, I'll even get it painted if you don't like the color. How about it, do we have deal? :D

That IS tempting... I don't know... nope, Susy would cry, we now have a thing.

And besides I just went tonight and leased a new Volvo C70 convertible hardtop...

I am not sure if I want to keep bartering... yawn, nothing seems to interest me... except, Susy.

Stringer your right...............we have to stick together , we have been bullied too long :)

Here you can have one of my cars instead of Alty's , i have plenty to go around !!!

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Do I get to wear the Batman uniform too? It would be awsome with the whip!! Way to go my friend.

Susy? Nope, that's Sal, as in Salvador.

So, the cash and the riding crop didn't do it, huh? How about this;

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That's a Pontiac GTO, classic muscle car, I'll even get it painted if you don't like the color. How about it, do we have deal? :D

A "Goat." nice car... but... wellllll... nope.:)

M, you are in soooooo much trouble, Stringer won't always be here to protect you, sooner or later it will just be the two of us, be afraid, be very afraid. Muwahahahahahaha. Starby, could use some backup here, Kal, where are you? :)

So, nothing interests you Stringer? Nothing? Really? Are you sure?

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Absolutely nothing? :D :D

Do I get to wear the Batman uniform too? It would be awsome with the whip!!!!!!!!!!! Way to go my friend.

Of course stringer... be my guest ;)

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M, you are in soooooo much trouble,


Hee hee... :D :p

Have I been beckoned? Are we in the midst of negotiation tactics?

M, you are in soooooo much trouble, Stringer won't always be here to protect you, sooner or later it will just be the two of us, be afraid, be very afraid. Muwahahahahahaha. Starby, could use some backup here, Kal, where are you? :)

So, nothing interests you Stringer? Nothing? Really? Are you sure?

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Absolutely nothing? :D :D


QUICK M!! I am on the floor...can't breathe, can't breatheeeeeeeeeeee. And I think I went blind!! FGS!! Hurry M, HURRYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... can't last... long... losing it...

I see you boyz have been baaaddd tonight! You know what happens to bad boyz don't you? Don't forget I have the other whip in my possession! Mwaahahahaha!

M... don't go to the dark side! Stay with the pretty ladies! We won't bring out the whip... often! Bawhahahaha!

QUICK M !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am on the floor...can't breathe, can't breatheeeeeeeeeeee. And I think I went blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FGS !!!!!!!!!! hurry M, HURRYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...can't last...long.......losing it...............

Take your pick stringer , or you can have the lot my man!!

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Stringer, are you okay? Oh no, I didn't mean to kill him, just wanted him to realize that we women are strong, and we won't give up our power. Stringer, come back!!

Starby, get them, especially M, I almost had Stringer with the GTO but M gave hime a better car, get him Starby. :)

Hah, backup has arrived, you boys are in big trouble now.

I see you boyz have been baaaddd tonite! You know what happens to bad boyz don't you? Don't forget I have the other whip in my possesion!! Mwaahahahaha!!

Starby... so nice to see you my dear, we really missed you so much sweety. You are always, always welcome her with us, come on here, sit down. Have I told you recently just how wonderfully your hair glistens in the sunlight? Have I told you how you are the center of any party we have. Have M and I told you how gracefully you stride and kind of flow when you walk? Have we told you how much we appreciate your company and conversation? We are so glad you are here...

Take your pick stringer , or you can have the lot my man!!!

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I like "perky"... yes P E R K Y... perky, perky, have I mentioned... perky

String Man, take the GTO buddy! We can travel across the country Thelma and Louise style. You be Thelma k? Franny Pants, you can join us, you can be... well Franny! I promise I won't jump out of the car when it goes over the cliff! Mwaaahahahaha!

Starby...so nice to see you my dear, we really missed you so much sweety. You are always, always welcome her with us, come on here, sit down. have I told you recently just how wonderfully your hair glistens in the sunlight? Have I told you how you are the center of any party we have. have M and I told you how gracefully you stride and kinda of flow when you walk? Have we told you how much we appreciate your company and conversation? We are so glad you are here.....

Alty help! I'm melting... I'm melting... they are trying to take me to the dark side... help me... help me... oh no... oh nooooooooooooooooo!

Alty help!! I'm melting............I'm melting...........they are trying to take me to the dark side....help me..................help me.................oh no..............oh nooooooooooooooooo!!

That new nightrobe... wow Starby.. nice, very nice sweet. Then again, you would make any 'ol thing look fantastic my dear... just fantastic! Right M?

i like "perky"...yes P E R K Y...perky, perky, have I mentioned ...perky

Ask and you shall receive my friend!!

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I feel lightheaded... it's working... Alty hellllppppppppp... they are looking into my eyes with an evil grin... quick... come quick!! I think they put something in my drink Alty... everything is spinning... what's happening?? Oh nooooo, I'm scared!! Alllltttyyyyy!!

String Man, take the GTO buddy! We can travel across the country Thelma and Louise style. You be Thelma k? Franny Pants, you can join us, you can be....well Franny!! I promise I won't jump out of the car when it goes over the cliff!! Mwaaahahahaha!!

I am ex military... I am prepared for you Alty; put a trench around my house, got the driveway wired with bare wire with the electric switch ready, I have bull dosers lined up all around the house. I have fire hoses all set up. I have out a large net over my house so any fly overs don't work. I have doggy do in brown paper bags with matches to light them!! And much, much more!!

M... I have helmets for you, me and Starby... :D

Oh, you boys, yes BOYS, are in so much trouble.

Starby, you must resist, do not go to the darkside. You have to be strong Starby, remember, estrogen is thicker than water. :)

That new nightrobe...wow Starby..nice, very nice sweet. Then again, you would make any 'ol thing look fantastic my dear...just fantastic! Right M?

ABSOLUTELY!!

Ask and you shall recieve my friend!!!

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Damn... I need your sources... we need to talk M... later. Hee hee

I mean look at her... eyes, yes her eyes... they can make any red blooded man's heart stop... BUT M seriously would I give up starby for her or anyone... really, never my friend. We have someone special in Starby...

And Starby it isn't the Dark Side Darlin' noooo...we just turned down the lights for that feelin'.

Ask and you shall recieve my friend!!!

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That's my ammunition M, bad M, very bad M. I'm going to whip, darnit, I don't have my whip. I'm going to drop a Koala on your head. Yup, I will, aha, going to do it. :D

Starby, don't fall for it. We are women, hear us roar! Don't fall for all this mushy goobleygock, you are strong, they are weak! Starby?

ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!


Yeppers... all truth here... with us... we are the way of the "truth" only with us...

That's my ammunition M, bad M, very bad M. I'm going to whip, darnit, I don't have my whip. I'm going to drop a Koala on your head. Yup, I will, aha, gonna do it. :D

LOL... beat you to it :)

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They lie Starby, lies, lies, lies, only lies. Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies, oops, sorry, that song popped in to my head. Starby, they are trying to woo you, don't be wooed, you are unwooable, stay strong sister. :)

Alty, I feel faint! Grab my hand... pull me away! They've promised me a kingdom, and I'm going to be the head witch... that sounds like so much fun! They've told me that they have made a special golden whip just for meeeeeeeeee! I want the golden whip, I want my castle... Alty help! We can build our own kingdom... I know we can!

LOL.....................beat you to it :)

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Grrrrr, bad M! :D

I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too. ;)

Alty, I feel faint! Grab my hand...pull me away!! They've promised me a kingdom, and I'm going to be the head witch...........that sounds like so much fun!! They've told me that they have made a special golden whip just for meeeeeeeeee!! I want the golden whip, I want my castle............Alty help!! We can build our own kingdom.........I know we can!!


Grab my hand Starby, resist. The only thing you'll get in that castle is a cell in the dungeon, don't be fooled, run away. We will build a fortress, you and I and all the strong women on this site. We will stand strong against the men, we can do it, yes we can.

Did I mention that you look really pretty today?

Ha, two can play this game. :)

Well all Stringer can say now is that "we" are going to bed. It is about 1:30 am now and I do not keep Susy up this late.. not good for her skin you know...

Starby... Starby, what can I say about you... except you will be on my mind tonight, yes that sweet smell of that fresh hair, that perfume... OMG... wow. That sweet smile, that gleam in you eye, the way you intelligently know how to answer any question that I may have... if there ever was a woman that should be set up as an example for all others hon... only you would be standing on the stage...

Good night all... and Starby, come on over, it is only the dimmed lights.. not the dark side really.. Again: am right M?

They took a video and everything Alty... loooookkkk!! Eeeeeekkkkkk!

YouTube - Hiruma' Evil Laugh! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSiAnJQH2z4)

Marta, Marta, I need your help. Stringer is trying to entice Starby to go over to his side, sweet words, promises he doesn't intend to keep, help me MARTA!!

Ha, busted Stringer! :)

Grab my hand Starby, resist. The only thing you'll get in that castle is a cell in the dungeon, don't be fooled, run away. We will build a fortress, you and I and all the strong women on this site. We will stand strong against the men, we can do it, yes we can.

Did I mention that you look really pretty today?

Ha, two can play this game. :)

"Did I mention that you look really pretty today?" Do you REALLY think THAT will work on our Starby??:eek: You are foolish one, foolish...I tell you! Starby is ALL woman, ALL woman...she is not interested in such gebberish.......never!!!!!!! She knows she is ALL WOMAN!!!!!!!

Again: am right M?

As you always are stringer :p

Soooooo confused... only dim lights?. lub master Stringer... Whaaaaatttt?. oh, yes lub drop bears... Franny Pants?. who's that?. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... that guy! I lub Franny Pants tooooooo! It's getting darker... darker... darker... who turned out the lights? I thought you said DIM Sir String!

Oh Stringer and M, I have seen the error of my ways. It's just that both of you are such manly men, so handsome, so strong, so virile, I had to try and fight you, your attractiveness and masculinity, but alas, I can not hold out any longer. I would love for you to join me in my castle, I will make you kings, because you desere no less, yes, kings you shall be.

Stringer beware , I smell a Trojan horse.

Marta, Marta, I need your help. Stringer is trying to entice Starby to go over to his side, sweet words, promises he doesn't intend to keep, help me MARTA!!!!

Ha, busted Stringer! :)

Never, Marta is my best friend besides being my beautiful wife. I keep her in new cars, minks, diamonds and love her all the time, she understands her man. (Starby, 'whisper' Starby.. can you hear me.. ssssssh, listen to me sweet, all this could be yours too-no not that.. but all the rest of it , a life of leisure, no worries, no problems... just relax and live a life of sweet peace.. )

stringer beware , I smell a Trojan horse.


Who, me? Of course not, my M & M, with the dark black hair and the piercing brown eyes. You make me melt at the sight of you, such a man you are. To see you sitting on the thrown in my castle, well, it would be a dream come true. I will give you a life that you have only dreamed about, anything you want at your disposal. Caviar, chocolate, cars, women, all your for the taking, all you need do is ask.

Oh Stringer and M, I have seen the error of my ways. It's just that both of you are such manly men, so handsome, so strong, so virile, I had to try and fight you, your attractiveness and masculinity, but alas, I can not hold out any longer. I would love for you to join me in my castle, I will make you kings, because you desere no less, yes, kings you shall be.

Hhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hah - where a flower in your hair Starby, so alty doesn't try to also dress like you to confuse us! Hahahahahahahahahahhaha

She is weakening at last M... (I think) Damn, I got to get to bed, tomorrow - up at 6 am (4 hours sleep)

Sorry Alty, Sir String and Master Franny have defeated me! I have no will power left! I want my castle! He promises me pretty things! Join us... mwaahahahaha... join us! Take my hand, I will lead you into their web of diamonds and jewels!

Goodnight Sir String... I will feed you in the morning!

Never, Marta is my best friend besides being my beautiful wife. I keep her in new cars, minks, diamonds and love her all the time, she understands her man. (Starby, 'whisper' Starby..can you hear me..ssssssh, listen to me sweet, all this could be yours too-no not that..but all the rest of it , a life of leisure, no worries, no problems...just relax and live a life of sweet peace..)


Ah but Stringer, we can all live happily in my castle. I will make your every wish come true. You will be royalty, yes, a king. You will rule all the land around my castle, and you will have everything your heart desires. Just ask my sweet Stringer, and it shall be yours.

Hhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hah - where a flower in your hair Starby, so alty doesn't try to also dress like you to confuse us! Hahahahahahahahahahhaha

She is weakening at last M......(I think) Damn, i gotta get to bed, tomorrow - up at 6 am (4 hours sleep)

Weakening, moi? No my dear, I have just now realized what I've been missing. You, M, such kings you would make. Join me, we will live together in harmony. :)

Goodnight Stringer, sleep tight. :)

Hmmm, does this mean that M is once again the only man? Interesting. :D

The end of another day, another sweet day; and again I am in control of Susy. All hail; SUSY!

Night, seriously now... night... tomorrow my friends...

Stringer

Goodnight Stringer, goodnight SALVADOR!! ;)

Um, we're in trouble, do you realize that the daycare is close to closing down? EEEEK!

Starby, will we be gathering at the dance party? Maybe I should post a link to it. :)

Alty I have my own castle , with all the fair maidens I need. Care to join anyone??

Starby , you could become head maiden :)

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Weakening, moi? No my dear, I have just now realized what I've been missing. You, M, such kings you would make. Join me, we will live together in harmony. :)

Goodnight Stringer, sleep tight. :)

Hmmm, does this mean that M is once again the only man? Interesting. :D

M... we need to leave together my friend... ready: one... two... and a three... leave now please. They use electric prods you know...


Night all, Stringer

And Starby, welcome my dear, "I do give a damn." As one of my movie hero's once said as he left the house.

Night stringer... one... two... :: poof::

Okay Alty... shhhhhh quiet so we don't wake Master Franny. I've got a plan! I will feed Sir String and Master Franny breakfast in the morning. They will never know what hit them. You wait for me outside the east side of the castle. I'll sneak into Sir Strings room when he is sleeping, ( oh the snoring!) and grab the whip! I've got a boat to get across the moat, so I will come get you, and we can go back and throw them into the boat! Then we will take them to OUR castle!! Mwwaaaahahahahhahahahhahahahaha! Victorious once again!

Aahhhhh you forget sister starby , I sit in every corner and see every move... your plan will be foiled before it begins :D

Bye my friends , back to my corner for the day.

Ps: I WILL BE WATCHING :)

::bowing, bowing::... ::glazed look:: G'day Master Franny!

Um, we're in trouble, do you realize that the daycare is close to closing down? EEEEK!

Starby, will we be gathering at the dance party? Maybe I should post a link to it. :)

Maybe we should start Alty and Starby's Castle of Doom!

Starby, got it, I'll be there. Don't worry, M won't find out, we'll change the plans, they'll never see it coming. Welcome back my sweet sister, I thought I'd lost you for good.

Wow 1am, got to run, YAWN! This was fun, I'll get the whip tomorrow, oh yes, I WILL!!

Goodnight all. :)

Maybe we should start Alty and Starby's Castle of Doom!!


Ooooh, love it, got to do that. Your turn.

Really, got to sleep, so tired, eyes closing, must rest. YAWN!! :)

Nighty night all, be good.

Starby, build the castle, post the link, be good. Kick some M and Stringer butt. :D

Bye my friends , back to my corner for the day.

ps: I WILL BE WATCHING :)

Thanks for waking me M.

Really Starby... aren't you ashamed of yourself, this was your chance for a sweet life. A chance to be FREE, no more being held down by the old ways.. we will forgive you my dear, Yes we will, we will forgive you. And I don't think that I snore... shame... shame, can you feel the guilt and... oh yeah... shame...

Come back Starby... we have wine and beer... very cold.. so cold that it bubbles and ice forms on the neck of the bottle... come here have some... :)

Beeeerrrrr... no one mentioned beer before!! :D Sorry Alty, back to the dark side I goooooo! There's a tear in my beer, cause I'm crying for you dear... you are on my lonely mind...

We're running out of space once again boyz and girlz! Here is the link to our recently renovated "Castle of Doom" Mwaaahahahaha!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/starby-altys-castle-doom-228039.html#post1101042

Sad. No one even noticed I was gone. Except my dear Sneezy, that is. *sigh*

Not in the club anymore, huh? *sigh*

Stupid boss is being a meany head jerk and you all don't care...

*sigh*...

Sneezy, I need some tlc. :)

Not notice, no way, we noticed, in fact Starby and I were talking about it yesterday. I did notice that Sneezy hasn't been around much lately either, what have you two been up to. Hmmmmmm? ;):)

We figured you were busy, what with only a few days left at your old job. How are you sweetie?

I'm actually considering if life in prison would be worth the price of whacking my boss.

Seriously, it's that bad.

What's going on?

Also, remember, bubbles, pretty bubbles, look, tiny bubbles, bubbles in chamagne, that you will be drinking when you are done. Not long to go till you get those bubbles. :)

Remember, there's no internet in prison. :(

He's being a meany head jerk face. Yes. That's as close to swearing as I get.

He's making me feel like a incompetent idiot... in front of people.

I'm not dwelling on it - but bubbles are not even helping. Or my red shoes.

Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry. Some people are just mean, and they love to degrade people in front of others, makes them feel powerful. Don't let him have that power, don't let it bother you or he wins. Stand tall, chin up, big smile (like you mean it) and pretend it doesn't bother you. Bullies hate it when you don't react, so don't react.

Here's a little something to cheer you up;

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Oh, and coffee, drink lots of coffee! :)

Thanks, doll. It helps just to take that big breath, big smile, and count down the hours. :)

Good, keep smiling, just keep smiling, while biting your tongue. :);)

On a lighter note. Guess who has a kindergarten graduate living with her? There is a little girl that I know who graduated kindergarten yesterday. Her report card was wonderful, and she's going to grade one next year, the German bilingual program to boot. I'm so proud of this little girl. Can you guess who she is? ;)

:) Your little princess! :) Congrats, Mom!

Thanks. I'm so proud of her. My son will be a grade three graduate next Thursday.:)

I'm looking forward to this summer with the kids, next year they'll both be full time students, and I'm going to have an empty nest. Sob, cry, weep, where did the time go?

Of course we would never forget about our Chicky Chicky! Your are head of the bubble dept my dear! :D Kick your boss in the nads! Did I say that out loud?? Hee Hee!

Can I hire you to come down here and do it for me? That way it would be untraceable..

Er... well, virtually untraceable... since I just said that on the WORLD WIDE WEB! Lol

Sure, I'll dress Ninja style, and get the job done! ;)

Yessssssss... :)

Oh so tired this morn. I just want to go back to bed! But hmmppfffttt, I can't! Too many things to get done! *yawn yawn*

Well, I need to run for awhile Chicky my dear. When you hear screaming in the halls, it will be Ninja girl! :D

All right! :)

Oooh, I want in on that. I can rent a ninja suit. What color Starby, not the normal black I hope, let's go for red, or pink, love pink, with sparkles, yes lots of sparkles. Hmmm, I guess that's not very ningaesque, is it? ;):)

Woo. My first post in the daycare. Do I get some juice or something?

Juice, you don't want a beer? You can have a beer, can't you, you are old enough right? Can I see some ID? ;)

And sadly, I must run now. Just came to defend myself, but apparently it wasn't that nescessary, as I have wonderful friends that watch my back when I'm not here.

Thanks again guys, group hug, and kisses. Lub, lub, lub you all. :)

Back later.

Alty out.

I'm old enough... but I still like my apple juice :) I have kiwi strawberry juice boxes in my car right now!

:) Ninja girls with rhinestones. Perfect!

Hee, hee, yup, got to have some bling in order to do our thing. :)

I'm having a short break from cleaning, keep chatting all, let's get this daycare closed down and move in to the castle. :)

Sad that another one has bitten the dust :)

I came here at the wrong time. I need to get my Dr.Evil personality and make it known on these pages. Ha Ha Ha.

Got a run but when I come back better watch out. Ha Ha Ha.

Dr.Evil out.

Ahhhh, oh, it's just Joe, it's okay, not Dr. Evil, but cuddly sweetheart Joe.

Hey Joe, did you see the link for the new thread? I'll post it again before the daycare shuts down. We're moving in to a castle. Starby built it. :)

I did not see the link. I will look for it later tonight. Hopefully maybe you guys can send me a heads up through pm?? Maybe?? If you want Dr.Evil to pop in every once in a while.

Dr.Evil has to go and get all drugged up with painkillers and muscle relaxers. HA Ha HA

:) aww... I missed Dr. Evil! But he left his little Mini Me... he's... ummm... interesting... :)