Crochet away, girl! That's so awesome. Glad you're doing this for yourself! Very cool.

2002, huh? *sigh* even that makes me feel old! :)

My daughter was born in 2002 Chamy.

I graduated in 1988, don't say a word, respect your elders. ;)

I was...

In 1988 I...

I...

Ok. Not going there, huh? ;) Love you, Alty, you know I do! :D

Oooh, now I feel even older. :(;):)

You're not that much older than me. :) only 8 *maybe* 9 years.

That's a drop in the bucket. :) And anyway.. at our age... AGE DOESN'T MATTER! ;)

I have been celebrating my 29th birthday for 8 years now, the 9th year is this September. ;)

Age is just a number, I'm young at heart. :)

My Hubby is 32 if that helps any:D
Currently working on a heather gray shawl for ME! Never make anything for ME, so its time. Hubby is starting his quit date today.

Good luck to both of you. I have to quit as well, but sadly I only quit when I'm pregnant, and that's not going to happen, nope, I'm done! ;)

Got to run for a bit girls. HC, I probably won't be back before you go home, so have a great day and a great eve, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Chamy aka Toad (HC, that was her request, not being mean) I'll talk to you later if you're online.

Bye all. Oh, who wants the whip while I'm gone? You two can fight over it. ;)

HC can have it, I gptta go to bed in a few... have a good day girls and ill ttyl;)

I was....

In 1988 I...

I....

Ok. Not going there, huh?? ;) Love you, Alty, you know I do! :D

I'd have been a year old :eek:

:) a year old, huh? Cute, bigbird :)

Haha,

It sounds weird to me to hear about people who were born in the 90s, so I sort of feel bad saying I was born so recently...

Does time really keep going by faster and faster as you get older?

That sort of sucks

Oh, yes. You think it goes by fast now... I still can't believe its almost my birthday.

When I was a kid it too FOREVER to get to my birthday. Now, it seems like it was just Christmas. Unreal.

Biggie, a year old, way to make me feel ancient. ;)

Yup, time does fly by faster the older you get, enjoy your youth while you can, before you know it you'll be married with a mortgage and a couple of kids and approaching 40, GULP! ;)

Hello everyone,

Just dropping in to say hello. Hope all is well. Chatty bunch you all are. (;

That's me, chatty Cathy, well not really, my names not Cathy, but you get my point.

How are you Joe? Love the new avy, but the puppy and kitty were really cute. ;):)

Anyone here? Hello. ::trips:: ooh, what's that? Please tell me someone brought M & M's, ewwwww, nope, Thumper, Oreo, Cotton, Kilala, which one of you did this? :(;)

It was Niki! She snuck in, and then ran ran ran away! Hee hee hee!

Niki, naughty puppy, you poopied on the floor and Auntie Alty stepped in it. I wasn't wearing any shoes Niki. Hey, don't whine, no, not the cute head tilt, stop it, I'm mad, aw, you want to shake paw, oh, a little lick on my hand, aw, too cute, ahem, well, don't let it happen again, now, kisses. :)

I sent her there. Mwaahahaha! It's nothing compared to what mommie stepped in with barefeet in the backyard today! Mommie not so smart to go in backyard full of poop and mud.

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Thaaaat is what happened!! In the middle of the night a cow snuck in, and made some patties! Mooooooooo... oh, free steak!

Does anyone have a lasso to go with the whip? Yeeeeehaaawwww!

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Oh, tooo cute, I'll turn away pup, you finish what you're doing. ;)

Starby, always wear rubber boots when going in to a dogs toilet area, just a tip. ;):)

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Also important. :)

If I didn't ever have to wear shoes, it wouldn't bother me a bit... well until the dog $hit, LOL! I wonder if I could teach Nik to be a redneck, and build her an outhouse? Hmmmmm! ;)

Or teach her to use the toilet and then flush afterwards. I've considered trying that one, with two dogs it's like trying to avoid mines when you go outside. ;)

Did M go for lunch? Hey M, grab me a big mac and large fries oh and a strawberry shake. I'll pay you back later. :)

But.. but... I want pizza! Extra cheese please! All meat... can never have too much meat! Hee hee!

What the heck happens to me at night?! I think it's the gasses off the river again! I'm delirious! I think Alty gets this way because of bunny gasses!

Here you go Alty , got you a Hot Apple Pie too :)


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Mmmm, apple pie, thanks M.:)

Starby, couldn't play the song you sent, in fact, now I can't play any songs. I might have to log off for a while and restart my puter, I don't know what's happening. :(

But..but...I want pizza!! Extra cheese please!! All meat...can never have too much meat!! hee hee!



As requested starby :)

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Tankssss!! Oh yummy pizza! Very odd... I have the TV on, but as usual not even watching, and all of a sudden I noticed they have a cooking show on, and they are making... ::drum roll:: PIZZA! Oh geeez that looks so goooood!

Mmmm, pizza, I'm full from the Mc D's. ;)

Well, computer is officially not happy, I don't think I can fix it, time to call a pro. Thank goodness my friends hubby happens to be a pro, and he owes me a favor. ;):)

Starby, how was the chicken you had last night?

It was crazy yummmyyyy! I'm munchin on some right now! I made a really good garlic gravy with it too... soooo gooood! Oh and stuffing of course (outta the box, lol)

Got to love stove top stuffing, I make it every Christmas.;)

Thumper is in the bunny binky room and the other bunny's are going nuts. "When's it our turn mommy?"

Franny?. Have you gotten lost?

Sorry starby

::work work work::

Not long to go now :)

Guess you have to work between all the fun M, sad, to bad your not on the same time as us. Hey, do you have a puter at home? Why don't you ever join in on the weekends? To busy having a life? Does that mean we don't, yup. :);)

Got to run M, morning comes early.

Goodnight sweetie, have a great weekend. :)

OK got to run... have a great weekend everyone :)


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Wow, was that supposed to be a cat??

Hello Unknown. Yup, it's a scary large headed grinning cat. That's our M, he loves to post funny pics.

Good morning all, greetings and salutations, am I the only one here?

RAH... just spent the last two hours at the airport waiting for my Mum... plane is still not there... here... whatever... had to come BACK to work because I can't afford missing time... RAH...

Should have known... flying on Friday the 13th.

Morning all... Chicky isn't in a good mood today...

48 hours... still smoke free... going to scream!

YAY! You go girl!

I'm on my way BACK to the airport. I knew if I just got back to work, she'd get here safe...

RAH...

That's what happens on Friday the 13th.

Had a going away luncheon. I felt a little undershadowed as they threw the luncheon for the tech that's leaving next week, and kind of threw me in with him. Sad.

Regardless. I'm at caribou now. How's everyone doing? Any plans?

Hey Sneeze! So far, so good... no Friday the 13th mishaps here... yet! ::knocking on wood:: In fact this is the first rainless, sunny day we've had in about 2 weeks! :)

Plans to play with Niki outside... she was going stir crazy inside... she's scared of rain... well water period, especially the hose! You would think it's a huge poisonous snake coming after her. I bought her a pool to keep cool in the summer, and she thinks that is the death chamber! Lol

What have you got for plans?

Kind of sad that you couldn't have had your own party just to yourself! Nothing like sharing the spotlight! :(

Yeah... they gave him a gift. Sad. I wanted a gift.

My night consists of... quite possibly just studying for a while, and then watching a movie in my apartment.

Funny tidbit: a buddy of mine and I aren't on good terms because... can you guess why? That's right. A girl. What ridiculousness is this?

You didn't get a gift and the other guy did? How insulting is that? That sucks!

I know that you probably know this already, but never pick a girl over a buddy. You'll likely end up without the girl, and then won't have your buddy to go to. I've been on both sides of that fence. The most recent of course, being my friend(?) picking her boyfriend... (who by the way verbally abuses her badly, and they break-up once a week or so) over a friendship that she had with me for several yrs, because that Akita was her bf's dog. Go figure eh?

Hey everyone, I'm here for a few minutes.

Sneezy, that's so not fair, you should have had your own party and a gift. NOT FAIR! :(

Hey Starby, you don't need friends like her, you've got us, we'd never choose anyone over you. :)

Sneezy, a present for you;

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Yeah... it was kind of insulting. They gave him the gift in the middle of the luncheon. Either they really don't like me... or they feel like they've done enough for me. No clue.

I hear you about the girl situation. In all honesty, it's not really even a situation. I was interested in this one girl. We all started hanging out a bit, I really didn't pursue the girl, and he became interested in her. Regardless, he didn't really pursue her either... we were both just talking and whatnot to her.

Last night, we go to a friend's bbq, and it became quite apparent that he was into her, so I backed off. Even though I backed off, I think he was still affected by the idea that I told him I was interested in her first.

I called to see what he was up to tonight (we usually go out to a bar or something on Friday nights) and he said he's staying in.

Ah well. We'll see what happens.

Sounds like he's feeling guilty Sneezy, it should blow over in time.

Aww. Thanks aunty!

I don't know... the more I think about it, the more I'm insulted by this. I've worked there for 4 years!! The new tech's been there for 1 year.. . what's going on?!

Awwww, thanks Alty! I wouldn't give you guys up for nothing!

Oh they've got a creepy episode of the Ghost Whisperer on for Friday the 13th! Eeeekkk! LOL!

Ghost whisperer. In-teresting.

Anytime Sneezy sweetie, you know I lub you, wish I could send you a real
Gift, but alas, this will have to do. The nice thing about this present, it can
Be whatever you want it to be, it's all in your imagination. :)

Starby, should we watch it together? Come on down, when does it start, if you
Leave now can you make it? If you leave now do I have time to clean the house?:eek: :D

That is just crazy Sneezy! After 4 yrs you think you would at least get something! Your own party at least! Geez, some people.

I agree with Alty. You're buddy sounds jealous, and I think he's being a big old baby. Actually, I would take it as a compliment that he sees you as a threat!

ghost whisperer. in-teresting.

One of my fave shows! Actually I just watch it for the HOT guy who plays her hubby! LOL :p There are some pretty hot ghosts too!. lol

Another girl will come along, I predict that she'll be gorgeous, very intelligent, has a great sense of humor, kind, caring, wait, that's HChicky to a Tee. ;)

::ACHOO::

Oops hope they didn't hear me

Haha. It is.

That's actually what's so weird about this one. This girl isn't even that great (she's a great girl, but not "great" for me) so I was MILDLY attracted to her, and I easily backed off when I saw he was attracted to her. What a weirdo.

Anyway, I'm out for about an hour studying for mcats. Wish me luck!

M, it's M, and on a Saturday no less. M, sweetie, how are you?

Oh, and Gesundheit. :)

Friend, I don't see you, but I certainly heard you.

... I thought starby farted... thought it sounded a bit funny to be a fart, but I didn't want to make her feel insecure...

Always the tireless matchmaker you are! Maybe you should write to the mods and see if you can become the expert fixer upper! LOL!

Oh, I forgot! Why would I recomment that? Whip girl likes to steal my men! :p

LMAO, oh Sneezy, you kill me. :) Study hard, but don't forget to have some fun
Too, you're only young once, or 5 times if you're me. ;):)

Just popping in for 5 minutes or so , Saturday morning here and have to do my chores.

Sneezy... that was probably Alty's bunnies! Did you get a funny taste in your mouth?

Hi Franny! Uhmmm, it's Saturday!! Why aren't you here with the wine yet?

Always the tireless matchmaker you are! Maybe you should write to the mods and see if you can become the expert fixer upper!! LOL!!

Oh, I forgot!! Why would I recomment that? Whip girl likes to steal my men! :p


Your men, which one's are yours? I didn't realize that you had "men"
Here, point them out to me Starby. ;)

And need I remind you that I tried to fix you up with my friend, not
My fault he's an entomologist and you're afraid of bugs. Also not my
Fault that he lives in LA and you live in Canada. Nope, not my fault,
I tried. Lub you Starby, big hugs. :);)

Oh yes... I have men in all corners of the earth! Big ones, uhmmm, big ones, oh and then there are the... big ones!. oh and then there's this other one... he's a really big one!

Oh get your mind out gutter... all of you! :D I meant they were tall!!

Dang it, why do you get the "big" ones, not fair! :);):D :p :cool:

OK better go... bye all :)

Oh, M, did we scare you off? Don't be afraid, we're just being silly, as
Usual. :);)

If you must go though, take care, have a great Saturday and Sunday for
That matter. Big hugs. :)

Maybe Wiggy needs a bigger wig?? LOL! Sorry Wiggy! LOL!

Buh'bye M... have a good wkd!

Wiggy's just fine, bad Starby! ;)

If he was here, he'd kick your little Starby butt, and my little Alty one,
I think I might have started this, or at least finished it, not again. :(

I think we frightened poor M away. What is it with us, we just get so
Silly on here. :);)

Dang it, why do you get the "big" ones, not fair! :);):D :p :cool:

Aaah hummm... cough... cough... Well you could possibly be making some of the men a little self conscious... :D

Naw, I think Franny just probably has a life! How dare he! LOL!

I can't believe we had a full day of sun here! Suppose to get thunderstorms tonight though. My grass... uhmmm, weeds... are growing like crazy! Niki has spent most of the day outside though, which is good. She loves it out there.

Oh I don't think they need to worry Alty. You know the old saying... big heart, big... uhmmm wait, is that how it goes? They know we lub them regardless! :D

I could be jinxing myself here... lol... but I would take a big heart and a sense of humour over the rest, anyday!!

Oh I don't think they need to worry Alty. You know the old saying...big heart, big....uhmmm wait, is that how it goes? They know we lub em regardless!! :D

I could be jinxing myself here...lol...but I would take a big heart and a sense of humour over the rest, anyday!!!

Long... aah... thumbs.. :) ;) :rolleyes:

Yes... thats it Stringman... I couldn't remember how that went! LMAO!. Hi!

Hi Stringer. Like the old saying goes, it's not the size of the stick
But the magic in the wand. ;):)

How are you today dear?

Yes...thats it Stringman....I couldn't remember how that went!! LMAO!!...Hi!

All this talk on the "Fake Boobs" thread about how girls can't tell... right.. thumbs, noses and the space between the eyes... you just have to know how to read them. Now, that being said and to remove ANY doubt... I was told this by some of the girls I used to date... before... before Marta that is... well... :p

Hi Stringer. Like the old saying goes, it's not the size of the stick
but the magic in the wand. ;):)

How are you today dear?

And that Darlin' is... ta da... from experience only. (period):rolleyes:

Experience, yup, glad those days are over. ;):)

I should be making supper, but the kids aren't hungry yet and I really don't
Feel like cooking, I'm running out of ideas for my two picky eaters. Any
Suggestions?

I've never actually tested this theory... lol... but I've heard you can tell from the distance of when you put your thumb and pointer finger together (touching and how far your other thumb reaches on your wrist.


::You're doing it aren't you:: LOL!

I've never actually tested this theory...lol...but I've heard you can tell from the distance of when you put your thumb and pointer finger together (touching and how far your other thumb reaches on your wrist.


::You're doing it aren't you:: LOL!

Ha... how low do you think I am... yep.

Experience, yup, glad those days are over. ;):)

I should be making supper, but the kids aren't hungry yet and I really don't
feel like cooking, I'm running out of ideas for my two picky eaters. Any
suggestions?

Nice... again you start a subject for discussion and then you run... ha:p

Careful, she keeps that whip pretty handy Stringer! She doesn't usually leave without passing it on to the gatekeeper! Mwaaahahahaha! ;)

Sorry all, phone call from my cousins daughter, she's 20 and for some reason
Finds me fascinationg to hang around with, don't know why. ;) She wants to come
Over tonight, but I'm so not in the mood for drama today. Sigh, was I that
Naïve at 20, don't think so, but honestly, can't remember. ;)

Well you're just fascinating Auntie Alty!. or I guess in this case, fascinating Cousin Alty. Maybe she needs you to drive her to the drugstore to refill her abstinence prescription!. sorry, lol.

Did String man leave? Where'd you go Stringy?

I think Marta is calling, time for dinner and a movie. Stringer, have a good one
Talk to you soon sweetie. :)

Yup, I be fascinating, all the younguns want to hang with Alty, really, why, I want
To know. :)

Probably because you are fun, and you don't look down on them, but you don't put up with their bullcrap either, and they know it?!

C'ya Stringer. Have a good night with Marta!

Oh great! Here come the thunderstorms! So much for Mr. Sun!

... aaaand there goes the satellite!

Oh no, not the satellite, anything but that, how will you survive? ;):)

If you're getting thundershowers then it's probably headed my way, drat,
Another night of twitchy bunny's and kids, and me too, hate thunder storms, and
Wiggy is at work, who's going to comfort me and keep me safe. Waaaaaaa! ;)

Starby will give you virtual hugs, and make you virtual popcorn, and bring virtual beer! Have enough virtual beer, and you'll be just ducky! :D

Actually, I luuuvvv thunderstorms! Well until it turns into a tornado, or a huge tree misses my house by inches, like last yr. Eeeekkkkk! No one could drive down my street for days until the city came with the chain saw to get it off the street and out of my yard. Now THAT was annoying at 7am! Grrrrrrrrrrr!!

7 am, are they crazy?

Sorry, another phone call, my friends wanted to know if my satellite was down,
Yup, it was, okay now though. They were all in a panic, they watch TV 24/7 so it's
A big deal for them, and when I say 24/7 I mean, watch, not just have the TV on
For background noise, but watching it the entire time.

Lash Larue?

Lash Larue?


Exsqueeze me? ;)

I've got to run for a bit guys, time to get the kids settled, play for a bit, tickle
Them until they scream STOP, hug, read a book, you know, mom stuff. ;)

I'll try to get back on later, depends how it goes, they always get to stay up a bit
Later on Friday. :)

Be good, um Stringer, do you want control of the whip while I'm gone, can you
Be trusted to no abuse it's power? I think so, here you go.

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Watch how you swing it, you could get hurt. :eek:

I've got to run for a bit guys, time to get the kids settled, play for a bit, tickle
them until they scream STOP, hug, read a book, you know, mom stuff. ;)

I'll try to get back on later, depends how it goes, they always get to stay up a bit
later on Friday. :)

Be good, um Stringer, do you want control of the whip while I'm gone, can you
be trusted to no abuse it's power? I think so, here you go.

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Watch how you swing it, you could get hurt. :eek:

OMG!! I have been given the coveted whip, what to do?

Ohhhhhh noooooo! String man has been given the whip! What has happened here? ::running, running... yikes!! ::

Come here cutie, I will be gentle,. I promise. I do.

EDIT: Scarty Kat... LMAO

I'm used to having the whip though! ::sniff sniff::

Oh don't mention the C A T word! That could get the household in an uproar! ::Here Kitty Kitty Kitty:: HAHAHA!

EDIT: Now you're confused aren't you?! Lol

I'm used to having the whip tho! ::sniff sniff::

Oh don't mention the C A T word!! That could get the household in an uproar! ::Here Kitty Kitty Kitty:: HAHAHA!!

EDIT: Now you're confused aren't you?!! lol

Seems to be a constant state.. at least when I am awake.

Good night to you Starby and please tell everyone for me good night also... parting is such sweet... whatever... can you tell I am tired?

Night.

G'nite Stringer, and G'nite to Marta too! Sweet dreams!

Edit: I thought it was just me that was confused! Turns out to be a club! LOL!

Goodnight you.

Goodnight ya'll.

Goodnight Joe.. how is the family?

Well hello Joe... G'bye Joe... G'nite Joe! Nice to almost talk to you Joe! LOL!

Sweet dreams to you too!

Wow, give Stringer a bit of power and he goes after Starby, hmm, is that
A bad thing, got to think on that one. ;)

Yeah, you better watch who you give that whip to! It's scary all alone with whip man! I think Joe stopped by to save me though! :)

He didn't stay long though, Joe, where are you, why didn't you save poor
Starby from Stringer the whip boy? Boy, wait, no man, oh, I'm in trouble
Now. Stringer, you are a man, a big hunky, tough, man, all man, nothing
Boy like about you, nope, not at all. ;):) Lub you Stringer, big hug sweetie. :)

Hey Starby, stupid question. You and I are the only ones on here tonight, why
Are we typing back and forth, why aren't we talking on the phone instead, my
Fingers are getting sore. ;)

Ooooh, bailey's forget the darn beer! :)

"OFFICIAL MANDATE:" hear yee, hear yee: I STRINGER am in sole possession of THE whip and I know how to use it---"crack crack." Now line up...

Morning all!

Good morning... ;)
(Stringer, knowing you, I am still not afraid, even if you got her whip... )

Good morning.....;)
(Stringer, knowing you, I am still not afraid, even if you got her whip....)

That's because you l.. o.. v.. e me... RIGHT?? :D

It is because I know you are a gentleman, and good man... you wouldn't hurt a flie, let alone get someone with a whip... SILLY!

It is because i know you are a gentleman, and and good man....you wouldnt hurt a flie, let alone get someone with a whip...SILLY!!

Oh well... I guess that will suffice... but don't say it too loud... K? People are kind of thinking that I might be dangerous... hee hee.:)

EDIT: I have six days to pick a new car for myself, my lease on my GMC Denelli runs out on the 20th of this month. Then Marta's runs out next month on the 21st. So more of the same, I don't like car shopping......I just want them to get to the point..ya know? This is what I want...do you have it(period).

You are all safe with Stringer in charge of the whip. Lol
I sometimes only have a couple of minutes on here. Just checking in and checking out.

You are all good.
Well check in later after my afternoon WALK.

Joe

You are all safe with Stringer in charge of the whip. lol
I sometimes only have a couple of minutes on here. Just checking in and checking out.

You are all good.
Well check in later after my afternoon WALK.

Joe

Thanks Joe, I appreciate your vote of confidence my friend. That's right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: SHERIFF, yes I am the SHERIFF and now I can use the whip in my arsenal...

Alty: "Lash Larue" and old, I mean old western about a good guy that wore all black (yep, even in the hot desert sun) and his only weapon was... guess.:D

Okay Stringer, hand over the whip, Alty's back. Hey, let go, it's mine
It was only on loan to you, don't do that you'll hurt yourself, oh, see now
You've got a boo boo, here's a bandaid sweetie, now GIVE ME MY WHIP!! ;)

Hey all, here for a minute or two, just checking on all of you to see if you're
Behaving. :)

Okay Stringer, hand over the whip, Alty's back. Hey, let go, it's mine
it was only on loan to you, don't do that you'll hurt yourself, oh, see now
you've got a boo boo, here's a bandaid sweetie, now GIVE ME MY WHIP!!!! ;)

Hey all, here for a minute or two, just checking on all of you to see if you're
behaving. :)

Nope... :rolleyes: Need it.

Don't make me use force sweetie, are you ticklish? ;):)

Don't make me use force sweetie, are you ticklish? ;):)

Never mind about that ticklish stuff...

Mart said; "here, put some of this stuff on your palm now hold the handle of the whip." It was something in a tube.. now I can not release my fingers.

Ah, very nice excuse my dear, but I'm not buying it, soak your hand in warm
Water for a while, we'll get you to release it.

Oh, and, goochie, goochie, goo. Muwahahah:)

Stringer, don't make me bring out my extras;

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The top one is a bull whip, and the bottom is the same type Indianna Jones uses. :)

Got to run for a bit, time for some lunch. I'll be back later. You go soak that hand. :)

Stringer, don't make me bring out my extras;

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The top one is a bull whip, and the bottom is the same type Indianna Jones uses. :)

Gotta run for a bit, time for some lunch. I'll be back later. You go soak that hand. :)

Nope...

But it is a problem walking around the house with the strung out whip trailing behind me. What am I going to do for tonight? Marta is having about 30 people over for a cookout around the fire pit for Father's Day... they will all be scared of me... Wait!!! I like it!!!!!!

Oh no, what have I done, Stringer loves the whip, AMHD will never be the same
Again.:D :D :D :eek:

Shall we have a challenge dear Stringer, who can hit the target the most?
Be afraid my dear, I've had years of practice. Muwahahahaha. ;)

Oh no, what have I done, Stringer loves the whip, AMHD will never be the same
again.:D :D :D :eek:

Shall we have a challenge dear Stringer, who can hit the target the most?
Be afraid my dear, I've had years of practice. Muwahahahaha. ;)

I practiced with Mr Lash Larue!! I got it down...

You sure sweetie, wouldn't it be embarrassing if you got beaten by a girl? ;)

Okay, you asked for it, let's see how you do.

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Now don't get distracted

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I have some tricks up my sleeve. :);)

You don't know me... it does not matter if a "girl" beats me... I just don't like losing...

And obviously you don't either cause YOU CHEAT! Ha!

I don't have time for all this banter... (Alty) Ssshhh... (help) seriously, how the h*ll do I get this off my hand before the party. I can see me serving a drink to a friend and snapping a toupee off another's head in the process...

Poor Stringer, really soak it in warm water, or wear long sleeves and tuck it
Inside one of the sleeves, or do party tricks. ;)

You make me giggle sweetie. And cheat, me, of course, all is fair in love and war.
You kidnapped my whip, this means WAR!! :);)

Have fun at the party, don't hurt anyone, and watch out for the furs (toupee's).

I was just writing you to say we should stop hijacking. LOL! I was going to write that Niki is my love, but I get a little tired of just playing with Niki's balls. One is green, and the other one is multi-coloured. Does this sound like it could cause a problem? Maybe I should start my own thread and ask! LOL!!

Oh Starby, thank you, I needed that laugh. Just got into a bit of a quarrel on another thread. Arrrrrrr, some people just annoy the ever loving crap out of me.
I think I gave as good as I got, but well, I give up, you can lead a stubborn a$$ to water, but you cannot make him drink, you can however hold his head down until he drowns. Muwahahahahah :)

Hey, just came up with that all by myself, I'm on a roll, maybe I should go back to that
Thread and finish what he started. Hmmm, beer, I have beer, bubbles, forget it, beer it is. :)

YouTube - Lego Beer Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBl4qH9I54)

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, sorry, that's a catchy tune. :)

Oooh, I thinketh I mayeth have a replyeth on that threadeth, shall I go whip
His butteth into shapeth. I'm having another moment, oh woe is me. ;)

I just got 2 reddies! I guess I'm on a roll too! Some girl asked about the monthly expenses of a Lab puppy she was planning to get. One of the comments mentioned a few things, food, treats... and then said Labs only need to be bathed a few times a yr.

I didn't quote her, but wrote back with all of the other expenses of a pup, that can be unexpected and so on, and wrote that I disagreed that Labs only need to be bathed twice a yr. She gave me a reddie because she said "a few times", and I said "twice", and then said that Labs aren't like poodles and don't need to be bathed all of the time. She got a reddie back! Phhhffftttt!

Go get them Alty! Bawhahahaha!

What thread?

Back me up sweetie, I need it, I'm about to tell this guy off and get myself booted from the site.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/religious-discussions/making-love-fighting-killing-226429.html

Got to go offline for a min or two, Wiggy's ordering pizza, yum;

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Did somebody say Hijacking?

Sometimes I feel that I may come on too strong or might be too honest. Brutally honest sometimes. There have been times I needed a cool down time. We all have boiling points and sometimes it may come out on here.

Anyway, I guess I am just mumbling at this point. Lol

Just have had many different experiences and know exactly how you feel.

Thanks Joe... I getcha! Oh believe me I do! :)

Well Starby,

I should say Goodnight now. Time to get some shut eye.
Have a good night.

BY THE WAY, HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL THE FATHERS!!

Father's day? Damnit!!
*rushes to the shops*

G'nite to you too Joe! Sleep well!

Hi Kal... quick... run to the store! Can you grab me a gift while you're there too? Bad Starby! Oh well, I'm not seeing my Dad until next week... he'll never know! LOL

Lol, funny one you are starby.

Ok... I'll buy some extra moccasins for your dad too. Unfortunately I'm on the wrong continent... so won't be able to get them to you. :P Sorry Starbuck.

LOL! My Dad would've loved the mocassins! Thanks for the idea! He's having probs with his feet right now. I just gave you a greenie, and it showed up twice! You got a freebie! Boy, that is going to get "someones" goat! LOL

I am on messenger with my sister. No sleep yet.

I go back and fourth too Joe! Some chatty people tonight! I guess no one had Saturday night plans, LOL!

Hahaha.
Thanks Starbuck.
It's so weird to think that it's sleep time where you are... it's early afternoon over here.

It's also Sunday already. :P

It is 1:17 am here.

Are you in OZ land too? Oh no... early afternoon! It would be 3:30pm Sunday in OZ. It's almost 11:30 here. Believe me, not even close to sleep time for me... nite owl here! Lol

Yup. I'm here among the lizards of Oz. :P
And really should be writing an essay rather than scrolling through forums.

Lol, Wow Sunday almost over. Thank God I am in Canada. Another day awaits. Just kidding.

Kal? Maybe you are close enough to go give M (Friend4U) a wedgie or a noogie, the next time he decides to send me a scary spider, or a snake right before I go to bed! :D

Actually I'm pretty excited about it.
Tomorrow's my last day for the semester before winter break (which is why I really should write that essay). I'm at uni and I work in schools, so I've got 6 weeks of blissful nothingness to look forward to!

Friend4U... hmmm... Ok. Australia's huge, but most of it's uninhabitable, so he shouldn't be too hard to find.
And don't worry about snakes or spiders... everything in Australia is perfectly harmless... except the drop bears. :P

Drop bears. >>> Mouth wide open in shock >>> What?

Okay it is getting really early in the morning or late at night. I can not tell the difference anymore. 1:45 am

Well now that sounds funny to me! I forget it's winter there, and we just got finished with ours! Now we've got the rainy season for some reason. Horrible thunderstorms! That usually doesn't happen at all this time of year. I think where Joe is, that they have been having a big heat wave! Crazy weather!

What are you studying Kal? Education?

Okay, that sounded stupid, LOL Are you studying to be a teacher or an administrator? Something along those lines?

Actually I'm studying sculpture and linguistics... but chances are I'll do a Diploma of education when I finish... unless I get my interpreting qualification for Sign Language before then... at the moment have absolutely no idea where things will end up.

Yes Drop Bears? Kauala's? Is that what you mean? Ok, I obviously can't remember how to spell... maybe I was trying to spell Kaulua... LOL! Is that even how to spell that? ::dazed look::

I'll speed dial you next time M needs a wedgie! (I just call him Franny, and Joe started it! LOL)

Actually I'm studying sculpture and linguistics... but chances are I'll do a Diploma of education when I finish... unless I get my interpreting qualification for Sign Language before then... at the moment have absolutely no idea where things will end up.

That sounds cool! I hope you do well! :) Sounds like you have some good goals that you've set for yourself.

Lol. Koalas, yes. Vicious beasts... on the rare occasions when they actually move.

All right... I'll be standing by ready to wedgie!

Well I am out of here, before the wedgie starts.

Goodnight Kalfour, and Starby.

G'nite Joe... are you sure you're going this time? LOL!

I sat and looked at my spelling of Koalas, and for the life of me I couldn't remember, haha! Like I said, I think I was trying to spell kahlua! Oh well, just popped the top of my second beer... I'm allowed spelling errors right?! It's only midnight after all!

Night!

Hey everyone, hi Kalfour, glad you joined us. Don't be worried if we get a bit silly,
That's just us, you'll get used to it.

Goodnight Joe, sleep tight, and Happy Fathers Day.

Sadly my dad isn't around anymore, but I have to buy for hubby, he's a daddy, oh
Crap, I forgot to buy a present for hubby, what can I make in a hurry? Gulp, not good,
Not good at all. ;)

Hahaha. Oh well, I wouldn't know how to spell it if they weren't a huge icon here.
I doubt the average Australian can spell Caribou. :P

Well if you hadn't have handed off the whip to whip man, you could've given Wiggy that... silly girl!

Starby, I told you I have extra whips, not worries. As for my little Stringer, he
Will give me back that whip, oh yes, I have a few tricks up my sleeve, and once I
Get it back, see if I ever let him have the power again, no way, no more whips for
Stringer, that naughty boy. Muwahahahahaha. That is just so much fun to say. ;)

Kalfour, how about buffalo? ;)

Hahahaha. Hi Alty. I'm all keen for silliness. Bring it on!
Buffalo.. Well I know now!

Hee, hee, yup got to love buffalo's, we've got tons of those, and they taste pretty
Good. Kidding, Starby, put down that weapon, jeesh, I was kidding. :eek:

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No buffalo's were hurt during this segment. :)

Buffalo's? What's up with the Buffalo's? Did I miss something? Last thing I saw was Caribou! How did we get to Buffalo's! Whoa, Starby better check the alcohol content on the beer! :D

Good thing they don't serve Buffalo burgers at McD's Alty... don't you get me started! LOL

Koala - caribou - buffalo. It's a logical progression of topics. :P

Don't put down the whips you guys! I'd just got my popcorn out and was all ready for the show!

Mmmmmm, buffalo burgers, crap, was that out loud? Ahem, as I was saying,
Buffalo's are wonderful animals, so graceful (like a bull in a china shop), so calm
(like a 13 year old on uppers), so beautiful (have you ever stepped in a buffalo patty?),
Yup, wonderful animals, with tons of meat on them, ah, that, um, you, meat, it keeps
Them warm in winter, wouldn't want them to get cold, you, that's it.:o :p

Alty, did you check out what I wrote to "little miss sunshine"? Kal helped me out! :D

Starby, which little miss sunshine are we referring to, there are a few after all.

Are we talking about a lady who's name sort of sounds like Ah-choo?

Post the link, I'll take a look, I promise I'll stay out of it, I'm in enough hot
Water today anyway. Me and my big mouth. ;)

Mmmmmm, buffalo burgers, crap, was that out loud? Ahem, as I was saying,
buffalo's are wonderful animals, so graceful (like a bull in a china shop), so calm
(like a 13 year old on uppers), so beautiful (have you ever stepped in a buffalo patty?),
yup, wonderful animals, with tons of meat on them, ah, that, um, ya, meat, it keeps
them warm in winter, wouldn't want them to get cold, ya, that's it.:o :p

Have you checked the alcohol content of your beer? Have you got your bow? I've got an arrow! I'll meet you halfway, and we can see how good our aim is! I've had buffalo balls before! Tasty! Would take good a good eye to get them! You hold the bow, I'll insert arrow! Okay shoot! Damn, you got his tail! c'mon Alty, you can do better than that! Think of uhhmmm, think of "little miss sunshine" You can do it!! :D

Buffalo burgers... So would this be a bad time to mention that I'm a vegetarian? :P

And yeah... don't stay out of it! We need your backup!

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Okay, found the thread and gave Kal a greenie, sadly I had to spread the rep so
I couldn't give you one Starby, but I totally agree.

It's about time someone did something about Miss sunshine, or should I say little
Miss Gloom and Doom? I can't believe that she used to be a social worker, my God
Those poor people, the advice they must have received, I hope they're okay. She has
A very narrow view of the world and the people in it, she's a piece of work.

I would respond to her on that thread, but like I said, I've already gotten myself in to hot
Water today, still a bit scalded from that, not looking to get third degree burns on top
Of it. Nope, I'll sit here until the fit hits the shan, then I'll give her a piece of my mind,
Dang, do you think I can afford that? ;)

Buffalo burgers... So would this be a bad time to mention that I'm a vegetarian? :P

And yeah... don't stay out of it! We need your backup!

We're just jokin around. Alty and I had a conversation lastnite about the inhumane way that animals are killed in big companies like McDonalds and so on. I'm not a vegetarian, but I sure don't agree with the way animals are treated, and the mentality of the people that think they don't have feelings, or don't feel pain.

Hahahaha. Thanks Alt. I don't think I can give either of you rep anymore. :(

She was a social worker? YEt she believes that?? Good grief.

We're just jokin around. Alty and I had a convo lastnite about the inhumane way that animals are killed in big companies like McDonalds and so on. I'm not a vegetarian, but I sure don't agree with the way animals are treated, and the mentality of the people that think they don't have feelings, or don't feel pain.

Don't worry, if I took offense about it all the time I wouldn't be speaking to most of my family anymore. I call them murderers and they call me a filthy hippy! Everyone's happy. :D

Buffalo burgers... So would this be a bad time to mention that I'm a vegetarian? :P

And yeah... don't stay out of it! We need your backup!

That's great Kal, I often think about that, I don't like the way that the
Animals get treated and the way they are killed, I don't agree with it
One little bit. Sadly, even though it bothers me a great deal, I like meat
Too much to give it up. If I had to slaughter my own food, well then I
Definitely would become a vegetarian, I have a real problem killing
Anything, besides, as soon as I look in an animals eyes I give it a name,
And once it has a name, it's a pet, and you don't eat pets! ;)

I don't know if I could do it, but I do think it's great that you are. :)

Do you really want me to back you guys up, I've already had a run in with
Miss Sunshine today, it might look like I'm following her around just to argue
With her. Hmm, should I, oh what the heck, if they ban me then at least I'll
Go out with guns blazing. Gulp, I don't want to be banned. :(

How long have you been here Alty? Why would they ban you for stating your opinion if it's valid. How long did that troll stay here? We all lub you too much! You are always fair! If you go, I go! They won't though. We give our opinions, and that's it right? Isn't that what this is all about?

I'm sure you won't get banned, but if you do I'll organise a protest rally.

I'm sure you won't get banned, but if you do I'll organise a protest rally.

I'll help with the picket signs! LOL!

I'll help with the picket signs! LOL!!
Thanks. We'll need a slogan.
And I'll get started on the pres release.

Maybe we can ride buffaloes through the streets. It's bound to get people attention.

You guys are too funny.:)

Well, I posted a response, hopefully the fit doesn't hit the shan. If I'm not here
Tomorrow, miss me, okay? ;)

If you need those buffalo Kal, ask Starby, she's in Canada too, I'll help round some
Up. I want to STAY.:( :eek:

Damn whip... still stuck to my hand.. (shake-shake)... wait... there is a sense of... (what... ) power, yes power... "I have the one and only true whip in my hand... BBaAAAAAAAaWWwwwwwwwwaaahahahah!

Stringer you give that back or I'm telling on you. Waaaaa, I want my whip.:D

All this talk of whips... I'm so confused!
Wow Alty, you didn't hold back! Nice response though!
And don't worry, we'll get those buffaloes, those banners and that slogan. We'll fight for you!

Maybe we can start a craft stall to raise funds for the cause as well.

Maybe I should get a whip... I feel like I'm missing out.

Stringer you give that back or I'm telling on you. Waaaaa, I want my whip.:D

You and Marta.. curses!! Curses I tell you!! Do you know how silly I looked tonight with this whip attached to my hand at my Father's Day Party?? Do you? (Shake-shake-damn thing won't let loose... ):mad:

Kal, the whip is mine, when I sign off for the night I assign it to whomever
Is still online, just to keep things in order around here. Well, last night I
Assigned the whip to Stringer, and now he won't give it back, he claims that
It's stuck to his hand, but I'm not buying it. Alty's going to cry, I want my
Whip back! Waaaaaaaaa! ;);)

Stringer, I said nice things about you today and still you deny me my whip.
Hmm, is it too late to edit that post? ;)

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Ok... I have 4 hours left to write that essay and I've yet to start... I'm off!
I'll talk to all you crazy kids later. Good luck with all the whips and the press release. :D

All this talk of whips... I'm so confused!
Wow Alty, you didn't hold back! Nice response though!
And don't worry, we'll get those buffaloes, those banners and that slogan. We'll fight for you!

Maybe we can start a craft stall to raise funds for the cause as well.

Maybe I should get a whip... I feel like I'm missing out.

Wives and friends... they will trick you every time... sure just rub this on your hand and squeeze the whip... ah huh...

I tripped over the damn thing several times tonight. AND they thought it was real funny when I was passing by and they stepped on the damn whip.. jerked me around... :eek: :mad: :eek:
Stringer

EDIT: The whip (the original one that I have) is in good hands... no need to retract anything nice that you said about me. I now have to go to bed with my wife and curl up the whip so it doesn't cause any further damage... It is cursed. NO WAIT.. who put the curse on the whip?? ALTY!!

Stringer, I told you to soak your hand or tuck it in your shirt, silly man, you never
Listen. Tsk, tsk, here, let me see. Hmm, that is stuck on pretty good, um, well, what
To do. Oh, look Elvis, RIP!! There, it's off, oh, and so is a bit of the skin. Go see
Marta she'll bandage that up for you, tell her I'm sorry about the blood on the carpet, ah,
Got to run! Ahhhhhhhhhh!! ;)

Now, did you see what I posted about you silly man? ;)

Look what happens in the looney bin when I leave for a mere 5 minutes. String Man... give up the whip! You know Alty, she'll send evil bunnies after you next Easter or something! She's sneaky that way!

And shall I also say... sorry... couldn't help myself once again! Shall I sing... ::Oops I did it again:: hehehe! Just needed to donate another 2 cents!

You better get to writing your essay Kal... good luck!

Stringer, I told you to soak your hand or tuck it in your shirt, silly man, you never
listen. Tsk, tsk, here, let me see. Hmm, that is stuck on pretty good, um, well, what
to do. Oh, look Elvis, RIP!!!!!! There, it's off, oh, and so is a bit of the skin. Go see
Marta she'll bandage that up for you, tell her I'm sorry about the blood on the carpet, ah,
gotta run! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! ;)

Now, did you see what I posted about you silly man? ;)

Well, I see that you apologized for calling the Man a boy... that was nice... and yes I saw the rest... I am always watching... M taught me how to do that and not be seen.

The whip... no you didn't get it, only the special wrapping that I had on it! IT IS STILL STUCK TO MY HAND... Gee... wait a minute.. hmmmmmmmm the whip under the covers, hmmm maybe Marta will think it is somethi... never mind...

Thanks Starby.
And thanks guys. You've given me some well needed laughs.
Ciao!

Thanks Starby.
And thanks guys. You've given me some well needed laughs.
Ciao!

Completely get us out of your mind and go do that essay... wow only four hours to write it... I hope you have a theme already, that is at least a starby point. (hahaha did you catch that Starby?)

Goodnight Kal.

Stringer, you naughty MAN! Give me back that whip or I take the whole hand with
It, really, I will, actually, no, I won't, I wouldn't do that to you, even though you are
Denying me my whip, bad, bad Stringer! ;)

Marta, psst, do you think you could get that whip back for me please? Remember, we
Women have to stick together. Don't worry, I won't tell him, just grab it when he
Falls asleep, make sure it's the whip, not something else, and send it to me, okay?

Ahem, anyway, as I was saying, bad Stringer. I just might have to go whip shopping
Tomorrow. :(

Goodnight Kal.

Stringer, you naughty MAN! Give me back that whip or I take the whole hand with
it, really, I will, actually, no, I won't, I wouldn't do that to you, even though you are
denying me my whip, bad, bad Stringer! ;)

Marta, psst, do you think you could get that whip back for me please? Remeber, we
women have to stick together. Don't worry, I won't tell him, just grab it when he
falls asleep, make sure it's the whip, not something else, and send it to me, okay?

Ahem, anyway, as I was saying, bad Stringer. I just might have to go whip shopping
tomorrow. :(


Aaaaaaaah... she said she couldn't be trusted Alty... she might mix something up here...

Stringy is picking on me again Alty! I'll grab one leg, you grab the other, **pull** and we'll make a wish till he lets go!

Oh Stringer, you make me giggle sweetie, what would I do without you? That's
Why you are on my list of four on this site dear. :) Lub you to bits. :)

Stringy is pickin on me again Alty!! I'll grab one leg, you grab the other, and we'll make a wish till he lets go!!


Well, now that's a thought. ;)

What!!

Wish bone... no... you wouldn't...

Try us! Mwaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Okay, Starby, make a wish! Muwahahahahahah. :);)

I am afraid that, that would not be very "Lady Like" my friends. No it certainly wouldn't be and not very feminine either. And I trust that you have considered what repercussions would arise if Stringer would somehow be harmed, paralyzed or suddenly disappear. THERE would be questions, questions I TELL YOU!. and possibly one or maybe two would even miss me... (?)

I wish forrrrr... the power of the whip! No wait... only one wish right? Okay I wish for 3 more wishes! *poof* Little Miss Sunshine has disappeared! This is cool! *poof* Wow... how you doing? *poof* ::blushing::... I don't think you want to know! *poof* Oh yes, here's the whip!

How are you feeling String Man... did that hurt you?

Oh, Stringer, of course we'd miss you, but really, what choice are you giving us?

I want my whip back!! ;):)

Got to go, I'm tired. Night all!

I am going to bed now... I will still have this stupid whip attached to my right hand... my right hand.. did you hear? I am taking Chantix to stop smoking and one of the side effects is very VIVID dreams. I have found that whatever I am thinking about when I go to sleep is mostly what I dream about. Well ladies... with the whip in my hand I am sure that I will be thinking about it.

Tell me, what kind of dreams could I have about whips? Hmmmm AND you know that anything I dream about will of course be the fault of you two and MARTA since SHE glued this to my right hand... I could innocently turn over and whip my wife tonight... I hope you guys have insurance and at least a place to sleep if I need it... hahahahahahahahahahahahah.

Goodnight guys, I am expecting a lot of dreams tonight... should be interesting...

Quick Alty... up our insurance policy! Stringer is after us!

G'nite Stringer... happy whip dreams... and well Happy Fathers Day from me and Alty! On th phone with her! Marta... sleep with one eye open! ;)

Marta and I are going fishing in the DuPage River tomorrow (Bass, Catfish and more Bass), or I should say I am. Marta has already gotten her "stuff" together; a lounge chair, sun block, two womens' magazines, a book, her MPG player, a big hat, candy, chips and Pepsi. She wanted me to promise that I "catch and release" she said she isn't about to clean any fish...

Night all and sweet dreams... insurance... yes.

Catch and release? Well why don't you just whip them into submission, whip master? You can just ::snap:: them right out of the water, and when they come to,. you can say you're sorry, and let them swim back home! Some of them could be fathers too you know! What would happen if Papa fish didn't come home with popcorn shrimp for lunch? Poor fishie babies!

Just an afterthought! If the fishies name is Mark Bass?. conk him over the head with a big stick, and feed him to the sharks k? (bahahahaha)

Happy Fishing! :)

Catch and release? Well why don't you just whip them into submission, whip master? You can just ::snap:: them right out of the water, and when they come to,...you can say you're sorry, and let them swim back home! Some of them could be fathers too you know! What would happen if Papa fish didn't come home with popcorn shrimp for lunch?? Poor fishie babies!

Just an afterthought! If the fishies name is Mark Bass?...conk him over the head with a big stick, and feed him to the sharks k? (bahahahaha)

Happy Fishing!! :)

Great... thanks Starby, NOW, I will have guilt... I have bought a fishing license and added lures and other "stuff" every year for the last four years with the intention of just getting away from all the business stress. And I have only "wet a line" maybe three times for about 1 to 1 1/2 hour/s each time for one reason or the other. Now... this lady comes along and has me thinking about baby fish... yeah... BABY FISH!

Wait, aaaaaaaah ha, I think I get it, you're jealous aren't you... you like to fish too, don't you... and you're not going today... that's IT!

Well I am leaving now, going to stop on the way and get some night crawlers too... boy, am I looking forward to this... Happy Father's Day to me...

That was funny Stringy! Bring me fish k? :D

On another note, I'm so done with this crap going on, on this site today! I'm not even going to deal with this bullcrap! Anyone else want to piece of me today?

Starby OUT!

Ah-Choo, if only I could get rid of the sniffles, I think Starby knows what I mean,
Don't you Starby? Ah-Choo, oh, I wish. :);)

What a day, today and yesterday, my goodness, I really need to learn M's trick,
Sit in the corner, observe and keep my mouth SHUT! :)

Oh, well, too late now, time to face the music. :(

M, I see you're on line, are you too afraid to come say hi? Too afraid of all the
$hit Starby and I got in to this weekend. We are not the instigators, merely the
Defenders of right, at least that's how we see it. ;)

M, come say hi! I won't bite your head off honest! Mwaahahahaha!

Friend4U... hmmm... Ok. Australia's huge, but most of it's uninhabitable, so he shouldn't be too hard to find.
And don't worry about snakes or spiders... everything in Australia is perfectly harmless... except the drop bears. :P

Kal
You'll never find me :D

Nice to see you've joined the looney bin!! You were all very chatty over the weekend.


DROP BEAR

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Hey M.

No matter what I do today I'm deep in the poop.

I have told you all that I would like to go to Los Angeles in October, but my German passport is expired. Well, I checked in to renewing my German passport, but due to new rules and regulations, and a new chip that has been inserted into all new passports, I would have to travel either to Toronto or Vancouver in order to do this. No big deal, but I also have to bring with me everything but the kitchen sink, no ,wait, I think they want that too. Arrrrr.

So, I decided to look in to becoming a Canadian citizen after 34 years of living in Canada. Well, that would be a no brainer right? Piece of cake, after all I have lived in Canada most of my life, I consider myself Canadian, even though legally, I am not. Well, I have to jump through hoops in order to become a citizen of this fine country I live in, they would also like my kitchen sink . Arrrrrrr.

Maybe I should sail to LA, do you need a passport for that?

Sorry, a bit frustrated here, why does everything have to be so hard?

Hey Alty

That sounds like a lot of mucking around , I was actually born in Europe and came to Australia when I was quite young. When my father became a citizen all his children were automatically citizens as well.
Did your parents get Canadian citizenship?

Unfortunately no, my parents never did become citizens. They went as far as getting
The applications, but the cost for the three of us was a bit steep at the time. Sadly, had they checked in to it, if they had applied for me before I turned 18 not only would I automatically have become a citizen, but no test and no charge, obviously it's a bit late for that. ;)

This is so frustrating. Do you think they'd give me a passport if I offered sexual services? Kidding, so kidding, OMG am I ever kidding. Do you think they would? ;)

LMAO... well you could always threaten them with "The Whip" :)

Somehow I don't think the whip will get the desired results. I might end up moving to Ozzie land to live with you, after getting kicked out of Canada and Germany. :(;)

Arghhh, it's so frustrating. I've been researching for weeks now, but you know the internet, for every legitimate piece of advice, there are 1000 that are bull. Have to weed through the bull and hope for the best. Arrghhh, oh, already said that. ;)

I should go for a bit M, I'll be back later. Time to bathe kidlets and tuck them in to beddy bye. Sydney has two days left of school before summer vacation, and my friend from LA arrives on Saturday, so, busy week ahead of me. :)

Be good. Oh, and while I'm gone, could you try and get my whip back from Stringer, he
Claims that it's glued to his hand. :)

Wasssuppp?!

Hey starby :)

Hey M! How was your wkd? I'm just asking for everyone else! You know I was sitting with you in the corner! I wasn't out causing trouble! You're my alibi right?! ;)

LOL... of course , I'll vouch for you :)

Weekend was pretty busy , and Monday is now almost over , 1 hour to go :-)

How was your weekend?

Well the weekend waaaas... interesting! Yeah interesting... that's a good word! LOL! Got some firewood... was already to start a fire, and Mother Nature had a hissy fit, and decided she would send us a nice light show, and a bunch of water, but other than that... well you know... I curled up in the corner with you to stay dry and warm! Lol

Got to love Mother nature , I see you were all pretty chatty over the weekend. And we gained a new looney candidate :)

Mwaahahahaha! Another victim... we spend the wkd looking for recruits! Come into my parlour my little girl! Starby and Alty have candy!

I'm even creepin myself out now! LOL!

LMAO... well its time for me to go for the day starby , hope you have a good rest of the night and sleep well. I promise not to post any spiders before you go to bed :)

Thaaannnks! No more scary spiders, or snakes. You can send Drop Bears, and I will send you the addresses of the people that you can send them to OK? Where did I put that list dammitt? ;)

Have a good eve M, and well, order for me again! I'll have my usual! ;)

Thaaannnks!! No more scary spiders, or snakes. You can send Drop Bears, and and I will send you the addresses of the people that you can send them to ok? Where did I put that list dammitt?? ;)

Have a good eve M, and well, order for me again!! I'll have my usual! ;)

Only for tonight starby , I can't let you get too comfortable , have too keep you on your toes you know... lol

Bbyyyyeeeee

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B'byeee... my little spider! Hee Hee! :D

Help! Alty's getting ready for another episode of "Open mouth, insert foot" someone
Stop me, quick, my post is all typed out, just have to send it. STOP ME!!

Interesting... Some people say I use that word way too much. Guess Interesting... Is my safe word. Pondering.

Alty, STOP...
Hello Francine...
Starby, Hey there...

Hey there Joe! How are you? I can just see your wife coming home and putting on a new dress, and you looking and saying... hmmm, interesting. You best say that the right way, or you could get booted to the other end of the room! LOL! ;)

LOL,, I am doing all right. Yourself?? Or booted in the head... One or the other. Guess I should come up with a better safe word. Interesting... Is it not. LOL

Wonderful is a good word, it's also an interesting word. ;)

Hey Joe, and Starby, how are you guys?

Starby, I see you were a good girl and didn't respond to our little friend, I'm not going to either, I'm so done, stick a fork in me. Ouch, that hurt, I didn't mean literally. :)

Hey Joe, Starby, Alty...

How are you guys?

I'm okay Biggie, thanks for asking, how are you?

Went to Walmart with the kids, now I'm having a beer, that's a necessity after Walmart with the kids. "Mommy can we have this, mommy I want that, oooh cool, it's only $120.00 mommy, why can't I have it?" Somebody shoot me. ;);););)

Where's M?

I'm in a meeting Alty , beware I still have my Laptop :)

Sounds like tons of fun Alty...

Just got off the phone with my buddy and he brought up a good point. I'm the best man of that wedding in a month and a half and I need to work on finding a date for it... great :p