Baby, why don't we go? ;)

YouTube - Kokomo - The Beach Boys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbcHRLEYTl8)

Well now I reeeeaaalllyyy want to go to Kokomo! Maybe we can party with the "beach boyz"!

Really, why don't we go? Oh, yeah, passport is expired, gee golly and shucky darn, so not fair! ;)

Okay, time to bite my tongue, so want to answer a thread, it would be all bad.

Question: I have pain on the tip of my penis.

My answer would be: slow down and use lubricant.

Bad? Yup, see I'm getting better. Deep breath, relax. Look, BUBBLES!! :)

... and no cruise for me! :( We'll find somewhere to go! We'll make our own fun... we can grab some sand and spread it around the backyard, fill up Niki's kiddie pool, light some torches, get air freshener that smells like ocean breeze, make drinks and put tiny umbrella's in them, get loaded and we'll never know the diff! LOL!

Okay, time to bite my tongue, so want to answer a thread, it would be all bad.

Question: I have pain on the tip of my penis.

My answer would be: slow down and use lubricant.

Bad? Yup, see I'm getting better. Deep breath, relax. Look, BUBBLES!!!! :)

My answer: Give your wife $20 bucks and tell her to go shopping!

Smart A$$ Starby is out to play again! ;)

Hee, hee Starby, now I'm LOL! :) Thanks. :)

Kiddie pool, drinks with umbrellas, now all we need is a couple of cabana boys and we're all set! :)

I come in for a break from the yard and this is what I see... im going back to finish the yard and just hope I don't cut my leg off. Going to *try* to use the weedeater... never used one and this one is taller than me... im concerned.

*flipping through Yellow Pages*... Cabana Boys R US... It's got to be here somewhere!!

i come in for a break from the yard and this is what i see...im going back to finish the yard and just hope i dont cut my leg off. going to *try* to use the weedeater...never used one and this one is taller than me...im concerned.

Careful there toad! You need to save at least one limb to type!

Hey Toad, gosh it feels weird calling you that. Just stand back when you weed whip, I hurt myself pretty bad with one of those things once, now hubby does the whipping, well, not always. ;)

Cabana boys online, how many sites, jeesh, this might take a while. ;)

Well we just got a notice saying well be fined 50 USD if we don't mow by tomorrow. Only thing is is that last night was the first night it hasn't rained all damn week. And if you guys want to call me chamy instead, that's fine.:)

It's up to you, Toad, Chamy, doesn't matter, whatever you want. I'll get used to Toad, just seems a bit mean, still better than some of the things I've been called in my life. ;)

Good... lord.

You guys are... SO chatty while HC and I are gone. GOODNESS!

To catch up...

Starby, no worries. I think chuck norris once said, "I'm 39...with 17 years of experience."

Toad: hi! Welcome!

As far as the pregnancy scares... you have... NO idea what kind of "could I be pregnant" clinicals I get in a week. REALLY. Alty, if you knew, you wouldn't have had children... for their sake. Some of these kids are S-T-O-O-P-I-T.

Few examples:

"Can I be pregnant...? we had sex...well, not in my mm-mm but the other one"

"can sperm travel to your stomach and impregnate you there...?"

OMG, really Sneezy?

Reminds me of a joke. Should I? I hope no kids are reading this;

Two sperm are travelling and one turns to the other and asks: Are we near the egg? The other says, we haven't even cleared the throat yet. ;)

Bad, I know, really bad, but hey, funny right? ;)

OMG, really Sneezy?

Reminds me of a joke. Should I? I hope no kids are reading this;

Two sperm are travelling and one turns to the other and asks: Are we near the egg? The other says, we haven't even cleared the throat yet. ;)

Bad, I know, really bad, but hey, funny right? ;)

I can get to Edmonton.

HAHA! Alty, don't be surprised if that one shows up on a thread soon! After the last question, that will no doubt be the next.

Poor Sneeze, I would be pulling my last hair out right now if I had to do that!

Sneezy, I am sure glad I am not 39 with 17 yrs of experience! EEEEKKKK!!

I can get to Edmonton.

Edmonton is a nice place!. although the winter kind of sucks! It's beautiful in the summer!

Edmonton is a nice place!!...although the winter kinda sucks! It's beautiful in the summer!

How ironic, Florida is a nice place... the summer kind of... full blown no questions asked sucks! It's beautiful in the winter.

Okay guys, help, I just answered a post, 19 year old male, still a virgin, never masturbated, wants to know how to have sex and masturbate. What, I'm supposed to write a manual, include pictures? I posted two links, but really?

Yes, the FL summers can be brutal Chuff! Not to mention the constant tropical storm warnings! Where do you go up North? Don't tell me you go to Michigan?!

Okay guys, help, I just answered a post, 19 year old male, still a virgin, never masturbated, wants to know how to have sex and masturbate. What, I'm supposed to write a manual, include pictures? I posted two links, but really?

YIKES! Has he been living at a monastery? Oh no, he probably would have sex there already! Bad bad Starby! LOL!

Okay guys, help, I just answered a post, 19 year old male, still a virgin, never masturbated, wants to know how to have sex and masturbate. What, I'm supposed to write a manual, include pictures? I posted two links, but really?

He's lying through his teeth. 98% of men in this world masturbate or at least have done it once in their lives.

... the other 2%'s lying.

Is it the same for women Sneezy? ;)

I'm fine with sexual exploration, after all, we wouldn't have the equipment if we weren't meant to use it. ;)

I don't know if he's lying though, he said he grew up in a very strict household, masturbation is frowned upon, it is possible that he never has. Some parents really don't realize that being prudish about sex will affect their children later on.

But he has access to the internet... yes?

True. But so do all the teens that write asking if they're pregnant after fooling around with four layers of clothes on. It's quite possible that he has no idea about sex or masturbation, even at the age of 19. I'm not saying that you're wrong Sneezy, but it is entirely possible.

... this kid deserves national TV time.

... get me a press conference!

I'm at work... it's my last week here. My boss decides to use me as much as she can, seeing as it's my last week.

Aw Sneezy, you are funny, lub you. :)

Might I remind you of my cousin that at the age of 20 thought that abstinence was a form of birth control available with a doctors prescription or over the counter. :)

There are people in the world that are totally ignorant of the workings of their own body, it's sad, but entirely possible.

We find it hard to believe because we do know our own bodies, and aren't afraid of them, but there are people that have no idea whatsoever. I guess it's up to us to educate, goodness knows the school system and allot of parents aren't handling this part of their child's education. :)

Oh yeah, I remember this cousin of yours.

... you said she was cute... yes?

Okay guys, help, I just answered a post, 19 year old male, still a virgin, never masturbated, wants to know how to have sex and masturbate. What, I'm supposed to write a manual, include pictures? I posted two links, but really?

Ummm, could you write a manual and include photos. I have some but they are getting blury. Also just for curiosity what are the links.

Yes, the FL summers can be brutal Chuff! Not to mention the constant tropical storm warnings! Where do you go up North? Don't tell me you go to Michigan?!!

Well funny enough, I used to work on Mackinac Island Michigan in the summers and come to Florida in the winter. I spent most of my childhood in Minnesota though and I went back in 2006 to the Twin Cities and it was awesome, I've kind of thought about moving back ever since.

Well, that's odd, went to copy the link to the thread, it's gone, guess he changed his mind, or it was my links that did it. They were accurate, right on the money, but of course because of the subject matter, they were quite explicit. I'll PM you with the links Chuff, don't want this post to be deleted too. ;)

*sings* oh, once I was a barmaid who lived on druey lane, my master, he was kind to me, my mistress was the same. Along came a sailor from far across the sea, and he was the cause of all my misery. Wearing bellbottom trousers, a coat of navy blue, and he could climb the riggin like his father used to do.

Toad, are you okay? ;)

Got to run for a while. The house isn't going to clean itself, darn house. ;)

Did we lose Starby somewhere, where did she go, did the sex talk scare you off Starby?;)

Later all, behave while I'm gone, remember the whip. :) ;)

Alty out for now.

No, they turned the water off again, so I'm waiting to get my shower.

... at work.. . mountin brains.

Well, that's odd, went to copy the link to the thread, it's gone, guess he changed his mind, or it was my links that did it. They were accurate, right on the money, but of course because of the subject matter, they were quite explicit. I'll PM you with the links Chuff, don't want this post to be deleted too. ;)


She really sent the links.

Well funny enough, I used to work on Mackinac Island Michigan in the summers and come to Florida in the winter. I spent most of my childhood in Minnesota though and I went back in 2006 to the Twin Cities and it was awesome, I've kind of thought about moving back ever since.

That's funny! I don't get it why it seems everyone in Fla. wants to go to Michigan or Minn/St Paul! I've been to both, and their winters are almost as brutal as ours! Mind you, our winters have been a lot calmer in the last few yrs, and now our summers are brutal. Go figure! Stooopid Global Warming! I have an Aunt that lives on a farm in Iron Mtn Michigan, close to Green Bay, I believe. They had some pretty nasty winters around there.

No Alty, you didn't scare me off! LOL I was browsing, and reading silly threads for my own entertainment! Hee Hee!

Toad, Whaaaatttt? Did you cut off a body part while you were weed wacking? or did you get too much fresh air?! LOL! ;)

Couldn't get the weed whacker to work... outta gas, so I pulled some up by the roots. But I did mow the neighbors yard too. Blisters on both thumbs.

Yikes! You must have been really holding on tight to that weed wacker! Betcha your neighbors lub lub lub you though! That was nice of you! :)

I got to run kiddies! I need to finish filling out my police reports before eve. Have a good afternoon all!

M. daahling, I will speak atcha when you get settled in for another Monday morn at work!

Byeeee!

Oh, and one more thing! Can someone please find our Starty girl?! We are going to have to send out a search party! Starty, Starty, where for out thy Starty?

That's funny!! I don't get it why it seems everyone in Fla., wants to go to Michigan or Minn/St Paul!! I've been to both, and their winters are almost as brutal as ours! Mind you, our winters have been alot calmer in the last few yrs, and now our summers are brutal. Go figure!! Stooopid Global Warming!! I have an Aunt that lives on a farm in Iron Mtn Michigan, close to Green Bay, I believe. They had some pretty nasty winters around there.

Florida is kind of place that's probably nice to visit but living here isn't for me. Cost of living is really high here and it's sooooooooo hot, I can't stand it. I'd never go back to Michigan. The skies are always gray, it's very depressing, but I loved Minnesota and I loved going after being away for years. It is the only place I've ever been that felt like home.

She really sent the links.
Lolololololololololmy tummy hurtslololololololohhhhh my tummy lolololo

Wow Starty, are you okay, are you going to hurl? ;)

Glad you're back, missed you lots.

Sorry, I sneaked in your class, it's liz.

I am all right, thanks Alty. Had a big weekend and lots of other stuff going on! Thanks Alty,you are a sweet heart as always:)

Sorry, I sneaked in your class, it's liz.
Hi Liz!;) You don't have to be sneaking in, you can just walk in when ever you want!

Sorry, I sneaked in your class, it's liz.

Liz girl! Glad to see you here! Another victim! Mwaahahahaha! Come to class and we will teach you the Daycare procedures... Mwaahahaha!

Sorry, silly Starby keeps on showing up! Someone needs to calm her down!

M? Where are you? Oh right!. you have joined the boyz team now... phhhfftttt!! :p

HA HA I'm here starby but not for long , it's a Public Holiday today in Oz so not at work. Just been catching up on all the goss.

Florida is kind of place that's probably nice to visit but living here isn't for me. Cost of living is really high here and it's sooooooooo hot, I can't stand it. I'd never go back to Michigan. The skies are always gray, it's very depressing, but I loved Minnesota and I loved going after being away for years. It is the only place I've ever been that felt like home.

I getcha! Like I said, my parents live there, (for about 15 yrs now) and the longest time I stayed was the six months I went with them, and the other times were 3 (or so) week visits. The humidity is hard to take at times! I totally understand! When it cools off a bit, it's just as bad, because then you are wet and cold! The cost of living is absolutely insane, but isn't it in almost any big city now! HA... it used to be that people would live in their vehicles right? Now they can't afford to park them anywhere, because they'll get a ticket, and they can't afford the gas to move it,. right?! Dern Rednecks! LOL,. (any rednecks out there? so joking!) I would prefer Minnesota to Michigan too, though!

HA HA I'm here starby but not for long , its a Public Holiday today in Oz so not at work. Just been catching up on all the goss.

Ahhhh, a holiday for M and his friends! I get it! :( Are you going to snub us? LOL!

No way starby , and I see Chuff has joined us , that's a scary new Avi he's got there!!

We've been a crazy bunch today... and recruited new victims!! Aren't you proud of us? Dare I do the Mwaahahaha thing again? LOL

IT IS! I believe our dear Alty has mentioned that, haha! Chuffy, stop freakin us out! LOL

You have been a crazy bunch (how unusual) :) Just reading through it all now.

Sorry Chuff, everyone here gets a "Y" added to their name! Like it, or lump it! LOL! Well except for you M! M'y just doesn't work! Friendy takes too long, haha! Yummy would give you a big head... no pun intended! So I guess you just get a plain M? How about M&M, sweet like candy, melts in your mouth... oh, did that sound bad? You know we lub lub lub you right? LOL!

We are sooo bad on Sunday's!! Yes I am speaking for the rest of you! LOL!

LMAO... you are funny today starby , are you drinking beer by any chance :)

Who me?? On a Sunday?? NEVER!! What in the world would ever make you think such an awful thought? I've got control of the whip while Alty's gone you know! Don't MAKE me come over there! (have you got room for both Kevin AND Niki?) LOL!

Just a wild guess , and I bet I'm right :) And you have Alty's whip , oh no this could get ugly!!

Ok time for me to go . Sleep well starby :) Talk tomorrow.

M&M? (LOL)... If you knew what I just did, you would be LYAO! OMG! I'm laughing at myself!

Okay M... talk to you tomorrow! Don't have too many beers!. You know I can't handle many!

Have a great Eve!

Bye starby... ok quick tell me what you did??

HAHA!. all right then! I took Nik outside with her ball, and forgot it rained again today. I sat down in the lawn chair (remember it's dark here, hehe) and I sat down in a puddle of water, and tried to get up with my jeans completely soaked, and then slipped in the mud! I probably woke up half of the neighborhood, and they all think I'm crazy, I'm sure, because I was laughing all the way into the house!

There you go! Have at er! LOL!

LMAO... I can just picture it :)

OK I really need to go... byyyeeee :)

Yes I'm sure you're laughing at my pain! LOL! Buh'byeeee!

Wow... you guys were certainly busy this weekend! :)

Starby... did I see that your birthday is the 29th? Mine is the 23rd! PARTY! :D

Sad... everyone is offline. :(

Still here. Working. :)

How was your weekend?

Emotionally roller coasterish... but OK.

Ok, back to work Sneezy dear... just checking to make sure I wasn't the only AMHD addict on here this morning! ;)

I'll join that crowd :)

Which, the "emotional rollercoasterish" crowd or the AMHD addict crowd? I've got a booth reserved in each section. :)

And if anyone's going to hell, I'll be the one driving that bus.

Lol... aww, but you have such a cute avatar... Mine, on the other hand, is not... :)

Morning everyone! Why does it seem like lastnight was only about an hr ago? Lol Yes Chicky, the 29th! It's a big one for me! It'll be my... 25th... yeahhh, my 25th! LOL! We will both have to party all week long k? LOL!

Awww... its your golden year! :) Cool. Where we going first??

My Golden Yr?? How old do you think I am?? LOL!! Not that old! I might feel like it somedays, but noooooooo!

Well let me see, Alty and I went to Aruba, Jamaica... yesterday, so where shall we go?
Oh, I know!

YouTube - New York, New York, Frank Sinatra (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kpjyAFoxk)

LOL! Noooo, silly. Your Golden Year is the year in which you turn the day of your birth. My Golden year was 23 because my birthday is June 23rd. :)

Oh, crud. LOL. I just looked back at your post... rah...

Its been quite a morning... let me tell you!

::blushes::

Oh yes, lets go to NYC. :) Then we can hit Boston. Then fly over to San Fran. :)

LOL! You had me scared there! I didn't know if you thought that I was 50,. or 250?? HAHAHA!

Yes, yes! Boston and San Fran sounds good to me! Actually, anywhere but here sounds good to me! ;)

:) In three weeks, I'll tell you that you can come to my place... I'll take you to da beach! :)

Cooooolll! Tampa here we come! I'll bring Alty along! :) (oh, and I might have to bring my friend Emily too! She lives in Englewood ;) ) Can't forget about my friend Marc, oh and another Mark, and Greg, and... LOL! Do you have room? ;) Eh heck, they have their own places there, hehe! I know a ton of people down there that I haven't seen in ages!

Lol... sounds good! We'll get Sneezy there too and make a party of it! ;)

My invite lost in the mail?

Its okay ;)

Silly bigbird... it was a given that you'd be there... didn't think an invite was necessary! ;)

Oh we can't forget our Biggie! He has to carry the luggage! LOL! ;)

Oh and Starty girl too! Oh heck, M&M... get yer butt on a plane! And well... all of you! :)

Of course starby,

That way all the beach cuties can see my muscles

Got to run kids! Better get a head start on packing! ;) Have a good day you!

See you Starby :) Hugs to Nikki too!

Bye starby!

I missed all the fun, all my friends seem to be offline. Sad, where did you all go?

Okay, you caught me Alty... darnit! LOL! I just can't resist checking out who's saying what, when I hear the ding dong of my puter! You got me hooked... you pusher, you!

I can't stay long though... got too much stuff to do... ICKY! Lol

Hey girls :) just got back from lunch. Mmm... southwestern grille burrito dealy-do. :)

Moi, whatever did I do? Not me, no way, it's all YOU! ;)

It's yucky outside, the kids are at home because they couldn't sleep last night. Jared's allergies are really buggin him and Sydney is all stuffy again. When will this end, will it ever.

Oh, Starby, thanks to the email you sent me I am sitting here drinking a huge glass of water, when it's done I plan to refill. :)

Hey HC, I missed you and all the morning fun. You all are silly. ;)

Lol... just a normal day in the life of yours truly! :)

And sadly I have to go for now. Time to make some lunch, tidy up (actually it's more like a complete overhaul) and then I'll be back.

You be good. And, um, HC, you have control of the whip, Starby just starts smacking everyone when she has it. ;)

Alty out for now.

Ooo... I get the whip? Niiiiice...

Where's Sneezy?? ;)

Use it wisely HC, and remember, it's all in the wrist.

Really, got to go, Bye all. :)

Well Alty, you didn't teach me your expertise with the whip! Seeeee, all your fault again! ;)

Bubyeeee Alty, I got to run again too! Niki sends hugs back to you Chicky... oh what's that Nik?. ohhhh... you want to send licks and schmoozes to everyone?. okay, I'll tell them. :)

Lol... bye guys. :)

Hello??


::echo:: ::echo::

It's a big canyon! Helloooo ::echo ::echo:: :D

Ahoy starby how are you?

Peachy!. just freakin peachy! Word of the day! "PEACHY!"

How 'bout you matey?

I'm just sitting around my pool, with weird looking guys in business suits. Called the pizza delivery boy, and now I'm riding my horse!

Figure that one out! LMAO

YouTube - BEST COPY - The Hold Steady "Chips Ahoy!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCZB3nSoNbU)

Starby can't get out of silly mode again! :p ;) You're not suppose to give me Ammo! :D

Not too bad myself :)

Headed to the gym now. Odd story my friend just told me. There was a concert yesterday and I decided I didn't want to go to come to find out my friend's girlfriend's friend went there just to meet me?

It's a little weird since I have no idea who she is, and apparently she knows who I am? Is that a good thing? :p

Uhmmm... yeah, I would think NOT! LOL!

Yeah, a little weird.

Not a huge fan of trying to be 'hooked up' with someone I don't know. If she wanted to meet me why doesn't she just hang out when everyone is, and not make a big deal out of it.

Girls are weird :D

Okay, clarification here actually, now that I think about it!? Was it the same friend that is going out with your friend the one who told you? And if it was, why the heck would he tell you?

:p back at you, lol

Edit: I meant the friend that is going out with the girl!

Okay, that confused me...

Here is the clarification:

My friend from high school, who I only see a few times a year now probably, has been going out with a girl for two years or so now I think... This girl (my friend's girlfriend) has a friend that I guess they are trying to setup with someone and, from what I hear, there was some talk about me going on. I haven't ever met her, but at a party my friend (from highscool) was telling me about her. Then the concert was a few days later and when I didn't go, I found out that she went for the sole reason of seeing me (or so it was told to me).

I almost felt a little bad for not showing up, but maybe if I had known...

Ahhhh... okay! I edited a bit of what I wrote before I received your post, because it did sound confusing. I thought you were saying that your FRIENDS girlfriend, went to the concert just to see you! And yes, now I remember you saying that you were going to a concert, and then didn't go! Well that's not so bad then! Is she hot? Have you ever seen her?

I get used to talking on msn, and I just type as I'm thinking when we are in the lounge... sometimes I don't stop to actually take the whole thing in... yep... that's me! LOL

That's the thing,

I found out her name from my friend, and I looked on "friends-girlfriend's" Facebook for her. There were three girls with her name. None of them are ugly, but one picture has 3 people in it, I don't know which it is. The other is a girl tanning, from far away, but looks good :) And the third doesn't look too bad either. I think I know which one it is, but I'm not positive.

Thing is, she doesn't know me (as far as I know, unless people have been talking a lot about me) and I don't know if she has seen what I look like. I don't want to get my hopes up if she is hot and turns out she isn't attracted to me heh. That would be disappointing, though I know women look less into looks then men.

Well, I'm off to the gym.

Might be going out to eat with my buddy afterward, if not I'm sure ill be back on here :)

I have a new song I learned on my guitar to share with you all someday soon :D

Adios!

Yep! Beauty fades hun!. personality and character last forever! I have met some guys that have been very unattracted in the beginning. Just not attractive looking AT ALL to me. The longer I knew them, and their personalities, the more attractive they were! Vice-Versa... some absolutely gorgeous men that I have met, can become very ugly depending on their personalities. So yeah, go figure! ;)

Have a good workout Biggie, and a good eve! Have fun! :D

Yep!! Beauty fades hun!...personality and character last forever! I have met some guys that I have been very unattracted to in the beginning. Just not attractive looking AT ALL to me. The longer I knew them, and their personalities, the more attractive they were! Vice-Versa....some absolutely gorgeous men that I have met, can become very ugly depending on their personalities. So yeah, go figure!! ;)


Of course. I was told by my other friend's girlfriend (who is a fairly good friend of mine) that she thought we would get on well... Someday I'll find out, and you guys will be the first to know :p

Will we all be invited to the wedding too! ;)

Heeyyy! I get to bug M&M! Where are you? It was a long wkd in OZ. Can anyone spell... H A N G O V E R? *splashing water in M's face* :D

Hi everyone.

I still don't have internet at my new place yet... it's coming tomorrow!

Currently at DD... studying again. Another long night.

Starby, how YOU doing?

I'm here for a min. Hey Sneezy honey, how's my honorary nephew today, anything Auntie Alty can do to help today?

Hey strangers, how are you today?

Sorry Sneezy... I was outside, and forgot to sign off again! Silly me! It looks like you may be gone, but... "I'm doin"... "How YOU doin?"

Hey Alty! I don't know how long I'm going to hang around. I'm just sooooo tired all of a sudden! I haven't been feeling to well all day, and have been dizzy! OKAY... no blonde jokes anyone! LOL! I hate to lay down this early, but I think I have to... uuurrrgggghhhh! That's not good because I will be awake all night again then!

Hey Joe! How are you stranger? Someone to keep me awake! Hee Hee!

Lol, BOO. BOO. BOO. Canadian idol, the sounds of screeching is keeping me awake. Lol

Yessss!! Oh gosh... where did they get these people from?? Holy Crap! Who is this Australian guy from Nanaimo... oh boy! Stuck in your head... oh thanks!

That is all just so wrong!! LOL!

Australian guy from Nanaimo??

Waiting for the end of time. So am I praying for the end of time.

It's all that I can do... do... dooooo!

I don't know what part of Canada you live in, or what channel you are watching... but are the commercials that you are watching just as annoying as some of the singers tonight? LOL!

I actually block out all the commercials. I do not remember any of them. Lol

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Joe did you just see that? Are there really that many crazy people here?

Are there really that many crazy people here?

Yep :)

Lol, Yes, very crazy. They are coming out of the wood work. Must be all of the heat frying some of their brains lol.

Actually it has been about 32 - 34 degrees since Friday, with the humidity about 40 degreess.

For all you american folk close to or past 100 F.

EDIT ::::::: Hello Friend,

Ahhhhhh... finally awoke from your corner there did you? Was it the shot of water in your face? :D

Lol... I've been watching the whole time starby :D

And Hi Joe :)

lol, Yes, very crazy. They are coming out of the wood work. Must be all of the heat frying some of their brains lol.

Actually it has been about 32 - 34 degrees since Friday, with the humidity about 40 degreess.

For all you american folk close to or past 100 F.

P.S. Hello Friend,

Where the heck are you? It was like that here (by Calgary) for a few weeks, and now we have nothing but rain... rain... rain!! It's only about 20 or so today... well it was more like 10 this morn! That's winter weather, not summer! (spring I guess still) :rolleyes:

EEEK, M's been watching, what have we been doing, quick recap. EEEK! ;)

Hey Joe, long time no talk.

I'm grabbing the garbage bags Alty... cleaning up quick! Will you get those beer stains out of the rug, while I get the straglers out and clean off the counters!!

The stain won't come out Starby, blood usually takes a bit of work.:D

Lol... you guys are crazy :)

Not you Joe!

Who did you kill this time... okay... quick... where do I buy a body bag at this time of night??

lol........................you guys are crazy :)

not you Joe !!

That's why you lub lub lub us right? ;) :D

Did we scare Joe again? We lub him toooooo! :)

Not who, what, wait, there's a nametag on it's shirt, Sandy, who's that? ;)

For anyone surfing this site that may be in the legal profession or aprehends criminals, this is a joke, only a joke, really, just a joke. :):):)

Ohhhhh, I thought Sandy's mother only sewed his name into his underwear! Good to know! Apparently I've woken up... thanks Joe! :) I have been going back and fourth all day between feeling just fine one minute, and sick the next. *weird*

That's why you lub lub lub us right?? ;) :D


Of course... wouldn't want it any other way :)

What's This about KILLING!?

What'd I miss?

Busted alty :d

I feel the lub lub lub today.

Well Here in Ontario its been a scorcher there was even tornado watches out yesterday.

Oh, What do you guys think about Cbc selling the rights to the hockey night in canada song to others? It is no longer going to be Hockey night in Canada song.

There are going to try to find another song, having a contest. Who thinks that CBC, The canadian television and radio station dinosours are almost extinct??

Oh guy! You came back to life! Well now we don't need all of the supplies! LOL! Hi honey!

I feel the lub lub lub today.

Well Here in Ontario its been a scorcher there was even tornado watches out yesterday.

Oh, What do you guys think about Cbc selling the rights to the hockey night in canada song to others?? It is no longer going to be Hockey night in Canada song.

I think that is insane! They have had that song for yrs! I don't understand the whole thing really, but what is that woman's problem? Is it a money thing... well of course, what else could it be!

Oh, they have a new show now... Nashville Star! Another Idol show... oh geezz!

We usually get our tornado watches and warnings in late July and Aug here.

EDIT: Joe, I didn't think that they sold the rights to the song. I really haven't been paying a whole lot of attn, but I thought it was more of a fight between CBC, and the woman that wrote the song?

Hey Guy, long time no talk, hey, didn't I just say that to Joe, sad. ;)

M, it's good to know that you love our eccentricities, because we've got tons of them.;)

Hey Guy, long time no talk, hey, didn't I just say that to Joe, sad. ;)

M, it's good to know that you love our eccentricities, because we've got tons of them.;)

Are you running out of clever words Alty? ;)

Owwiee... owwiee, I just cut my finger on a can... owwwwwwwieeee!! Evil CAN! :mad:

Hee, hee, that can is one of mine, they're all around you Starby, better watch out!:D :cool:

Starby, all I know is that TSN has the song now.
Dr.Evil will take care of the evil can for you. Now stop all that drinking and maybe you will not cut yourself. Hee Hee lol

Yes, Alty long time no talk.

Hee, hee, that can is one of mine, they're all around you Starby, better watch out!:D :cool:

Don't ever go to the bathroom at Alty's starby :D

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Thank you Dr. Evil! :D ::bowing down:: LOL!

I think you have me confused with Alty! She's the lush!. *oh gosh, too tired to run!. now what?. eeeekkkk*

Don't ever go to the bathroom at Alty's starby :D

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OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, and I thought sand paper was bad to use??

Don't ever go to the bathroom at Alty's starby :D

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Oh Alllltttyyyy!! That is just wrong!! Dr. Evil?. will you please have a talk with Miss Alty?

OUCH, OUCH, OUCH, and I thought sand paper was bad to use???


LOL... you use sandpaper Joe?? No please don't answer that :eek:

Starby, don't make me turn your knives against you. I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too. Niki, Auntie Alty's kidding sweetie, you're safe, don't worry, just going to get Mommy, you'll come live with me, get lots of treats, ear rubs, tummy rubs, and lub, lub, lub. Ahem, as I was saying. Starby, run, you are in soooooo much trouble. Muwahahahaha.:D

M, who sent you a picture of my bathroom, do you have camera's at my place. Gee, does that mean I have to start getting dressed when I'm talking with you guys. ;)

Wiggy!. Wiggy!. come quick! Put some clothes on your wife, and get the camera's out of the bathroom!. she's onto us!

It's the camera in the other room that's more interesting :)

M, do I have to bring out the whip? Wait, no, it's supposed to be punishment, not pleasure, never mind. ;)

Starby, no help from Wiggy tonight, he's working nights for the next two weeks, won't be home until around 2am, so you're on your own. Muwahahahahahahahahah! ;) That's fun. :)

What's wrong with a camera in the Kitchen... hang on , where did you think I meant??

Whats wrong with a camera in the Kitchen..........................hang on , where did you think I meant ???

I cook in the nude too M.;)

Got to run for a bit all, time for two little munchkins to hit the sack. Back in about 1/2 hour. M, you may control the whip while I'm gone, Starby, RUN! :D :p :)

Yesss! There's nothing wrong with countertop cooking! That's what countertops are made for! The camera's are only there to show off the excellent cooking skills.

I cook in the nude too M.;)



I know ;)

1 rule of cooking

Never Cook Bacon With Your Shirt off

Okay time to do a sweep of the house, is my bedroom safe M, just tell me that. :)

M, you make me giggle, actually, you make me laugh hysterically, thanks. :)

Really, back later, rugrats, bed, bye for now. :)

1 rule of cooking

Never Cook Bacon With Your Shirt off


I learnt that first hand Guy.

Got to go, gosh, why can't I leave? Later gators, really, I'm going this time. :)

Okay time to do a sweep of the house, is my bedroom safe M, just tell me that. :)


Uhhmmmm yes... honestly ;)

Got to leave as well for a bit , lunchtime beckons.

Bye for now all :)

Goodnight everyone, time for me to get some sleep.

Everyone is chatty tonight jeez...

I leave for a couple hours and have 10 pages to read...

G'nite Joe, Have a good lunch Franny Pants, talk to you later Alty girl, Guy... don't be cooking bacon with your shirt off... uhhmmm, did I forget anyone? I got sidetracked with the phone, and I'm all lost again! LOL! No Blonde jokes allowed! ;)

See what happens Biggie?

YouTube - since you've been gone kelly clarkson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_cmtrb6lGM)

Haha,

Your Youtube's best customer huh?

I'm Baaaaackkkkk!

Hey Biggie, how you doing? ::wink.

I'm in a flirty mood today, so watch out, you've been forewarned. :)

Oh gosh!! Whip girl is back agaaain??

Yes Biggie, UTube lubs me! :D Give me any word or subject, and I will find a song for you! LOLOL!

Thwack, thwack, do not mess with Whip Girl. Muwahahahaha. :) Really, so much fun to say that. :)

Alty... I think you scared the boys away! Careful with that whip now!

They scare to easy, they have to toughen up. :);)

M, where are you, you have to be back from lunch by now. Did you have one too many beers at lunch? Come back, I need my plucky comic relief. :)

LOL... I'm still here Alty , just a bit busy... it's been a long day :)

Aw, poor M, do you need a hug? :)

I would NEVER refuse a hug from a pretty lady ;)

Aw, big hug to you M, and a kiss on the cheek to go with it. :);)

:( Starby needs a hug too! :( Big hugs back!!

And big hugs back for Alty and starby... :)

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Too cute, love the bears. Hey, I changed some of my signatures, you like? ;)

We lub you M! :D Thanks for the hugs!

YouTube - i think i love you- Partridge Family (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ZhX_WRe_U)

I told you that you created a YouTube monster! Hee Hee!

Too cute, love the bears. Hey, I changed some of my signatures, you like? ;)

Yeah I like them Alty , I made a slight change to mine last week as well. (quote 2)

Okay Starby, going to change the font and color, and talk you through it, while I do it. :)

I am now typing in Comic Sans MS font

Book Antiqua in red

And tons of smilies:) :D :eek: :rolleyes:

Lesson done, in blue. :)

We lub you M! :D Thanks for the hugs!!

YouTube - i think i love you- Partridge Family (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ZhX_WRe_U)

I told you that you created a youtube monster!! Hee Hee!!

::blush:: Thanks starby :)

Now I'm going to be singing that song in my head for the rest of the day :D

Lol... you YouTube monster you , just as well you haven't figured out pictures yet:eek:

I'm a century goth now! Is that cool with y'all!

Try again Starby you can do it! I have faith. M, help me out here. ;)

Are you going to the "Advanced Panel"??

More quotes I love;

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns

Okay Starby, write, Hi M, how are you? Now highlight what you just wrote. Pick your font, left click on it, pick your color, left click on it, and voilà, you have changed the font and color.

HI M....BITE ME!! LOL!!

Starby, that's not what I told you to write, bad girl. M, if you want to bite, go ahead, I don't know, maybe you two are in to that. ;)

On another note, yeah, you did it. My head hurts, LOL, lub you Starby. :)

LMAO!. Sorry M&M!!

LMAO... gothic lady!!

M, after that ordeal, you are so going to teach her how to post pictures, I don't have the strength, or enough tylenol. :);)

LOL... I tried once before , what do you use to re-size yours?

M already tried to tell me how to post pics, and I bailed on him! Yikes!

M already tried to tell me how to post pics, and I bailed on him!! Yikes!!

Do you remember where that post was starby??

M, I use Microsoft phot editor, it's quick, it's easy, it's a no brainer. Having said that, you are still teaching Starby how to do it, nope, not me, not likely, nope, nope, nope, did I mention, nope. :);)

:p :p :p :p :p

Do you remember where that post was starby???


I believe it was post # 129 on someone's thread a long time ago!! :D

At least she knows how to use the smilies. :)

I believe it was post # 129 on someones thread a long time ago!!! :D

I'll find it and post it again for you.

LOL!! Doesn't anyone work around here? :)

Hey M, did I mention that I colored my hair? Maybe I'll post an updated picture tomorrow, let me tell you I'm a;

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Tee, hee. :)

M, I use Microsoft phot editor, it's quick, it's easy, it's a no brainer.


Microsoft Office Picture Manager is what I use , its so easy as well .

LOL!!! doesn't anyone work around here? :)

Hey FP , welcome , glad you could make it. Everyone's crazy around here :)

LOL!!! doesn't anyone work around here? :)

We try really hard not to. :)

M is at work, and I see you are also from Australia, as is M. Here in Canada, it is currently 12:23 am, so, very little work to be done at this point. :);)

Welcome to the craziest thread on AMHD, ask M, he'll tell you. Oh, and watch out for Starby, she's a wild one. ;);) Lub you Starby.

Oh you better run Alty, and run faaaast!! You lush!

Hey M, did I mention that I colored my hair? Maybe I'll post an updated picture tomorrow, let me tell you I'm a;

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Tee, hee. :)

WOW
Sexy Chic!!

Yes new pics... right starby ;)

Lush, moi, isn't that like the pot calling the kettle black, nes pas?

You stinker, I'll get you soon. Muwahahahahahahahah.

Dang, new pic tomorrow, I might actually have to get dressed, that sucks. :);)

Hey Miss Kettle... do you know just who you are speaking with here! I'm the queen Pot! Oh, I didn't just say that outloud did I?? Oh I guess I did... I'm talking to you on the phone! :p

Just half an hour left before heading for home for me on a soggy day... you're up past midnight in Canada? Ohh my... lol

So this is where the lushes hang out? ;)

Thanks for the welcome ~ hope I can keep up with you guys :p

Hey M, just to prove it, here's a picture of Starby and me the last time we drank together. She's the one on her knees;

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Ha, beat that Starby. ;)

You promised you would never publish that one!!

And here's the store Starby used to own, of course she named it after herself;

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Starby, if you could post pictures, you'd have more than words in your arsenol.

FP, don't be afraid, we are really nice people, really, tell him M. :)

Hey M, just to prove it, here's a picture of Starby and me the last time we drank together. She's the one on her knees;

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Ha, beat that Starby. ;)

LMAO... I'm on my way over :p

FP, don't be afraid, we are really nice people, really, tell him M. :)

FP's a lady!!

I'm much better looking than that brunette M, much better, ooh, that sounds conceited, bad Alty, sorry, but really, at least I think so. ;)

Oh, I am laughing so hard that I almost peed my chair, not pants, we've already established that I'm not wearing any. :)

FP's a lady !!!


Ooops, couldn't tell by the avy, sorry, I always assume everyone is male, until I'm told otherwise. My bad, back in the corner I go. :o

frangipanis
Every one on here gets a nickname and it normally ends in "Y"

Ok girls I think I have the perfect nickname for FP , are you thinking what I am??

Oh, I don't know, maybe Franny? :);)

Oh, I don't know, maybe Franny? :);)

BINGO!!

Sh*t I just made a little old lady say the "F" word :)

I'm I bet you all didn't know that I'm a man?? Did you Franny Pants!! Mawahahahahaha!!

Sorry FP... we are just being so silly!!

I'm I bet you all didn't know that I'm a man???? Did you Franny Pants!!! Mawahahahahaha!!!

Sorry FP....we are just being so silly!!!

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M wants to get rid of the name Franny Pants... and he is trying to pass it off on you FP! Silly Franny... not going to happen! Once again... Mawahahahahaha!

Starby, you have a surprisingly high voice for a man. ;)

Did you see that joke that someone posted on AMHD, it went;

A guy meets this girl and takes her back to his place. They end up in bed together. After the act of coitus is completed, the woman starts to stroke the mans penis. Intrigued, and a bit excited, he lets her continue. This continues for quite some time, and he asks, "Why do you enjoy stroking my penis so much, not that I mind." she says "Oh, sorry, it's just that I miss mine so much. "

Hee, hee, hee, hee, funny, and scary. :)

M, are you calling me an old lady?

M, are you calling me an old lady?

LOL... definately not :)

Oh, I could sit her all night, but alas, 6:45am comes rather quickly, especially since it's already 12:48am, what, where did the time go?

Got to run sweets.

M, have a great eve, have a beer or two, heck throw caution to the winds, have three and think of me. :)

Starby, I'm still on the phone with you, so I will say goodnight in person, sort of. :)

My beer has 8% alcohol, so if I don't make sense, sorry, blame it on the Black Label Supreme. ;)

Night all, lub you, actually, love you. :)

Alty out, talk to you tomorrow. :)

OK time for me to leave for the day... bye ladies and sleep well :)

Hope we didn't scare FP away :D

LOL..........definately not :)


M, if I wasn't married, boy, you better watch out! :)

Really, going to sign off now, really, really. Goodnight! :) Hugs :) and a kiss on the cheek. :)

First Dibs! ;) I fight you for him!

Byeeeee, Franny... stop by as usual on your way home!

Mwaaaaahahahaha! Take that Alty!

LOL... nite starby , I'll have a beer for you :)

Apparently you better have one for Alty too... she's pissed at me now... I guess she needs another! Should we reeeallllyyyy feed her more?? ;) :D

Have a good eve M!. don't be home too late, or I just might lock the door... not really... LOL!!

OMG!! LOL!! I'm WAYYY too sober and could never keep up with you lot! Leave you to your threesome lol

Might drop by again sometime... then again lol :)

Wow... You guys made me blush this morning!

Whatever is going to happen when I get internet at home? :D

... bad HC...

;)

Morning HC, yup, it got a bit out of hand last night, you know me. ;)

How are you this lovely morning? How many days until the big move?

9 days left at work! Woo-hoo! I'm floating on bubbles. :)

I'll be leaving for FL either the 28th or 29th. SO excited!

Sounds good, have you started packing yet? How's Zazzy doing, nervous or excited?

I'm so excited for you, what a change, and adventure, it's going to be great! :)

Well, since I'm going to be staying at my grandparents place for the month of July (leaving my furniture here in Nashville due to the 60 day notice at my apt community), I'll only be bringing clothes for a month. It works out amazingly though, I'll be able to really look around and find that "me-place."

:) Zazzy is doing well. He's my little Wookie - totally clueless. :)