As Alty would say, It's written in the stars, sweetie... :D

Geeezeeeeeeeeee, I feel so left out...

Awww... Stringer... Here's a JR kiss for you...

Got it?

Morning all!

HI biggie :)

You know what biggie, I just realized that one of my friends call me biggie in real life.

I have nicknames for almost everyone... bunnie, little one, slowmoo, ripper, etc. One girl I call smalls calls me biggie. Together... we are biggie smalls.

*apologies to anyone who's not familiar with west side hip hop.. . that means you alty.

Lost... but that's OK... "mind fog"

Mornin all! A chatty bunch this AM aren't we?

Heyyyy Starby! :) How you be, Chickadee?

LOL Sneezy... thats pretty funny.

I don't really have much for nicknames. Not since say middle school. Not that I really miss it - some of those nick names weren't my favorite.

A few of the girls I went to high school with still like to use the names I had in middle school, because they know I'm not a big fan :(

Good good! *yawning* Didn't get a whole lot of sleep, and have a busy day, but hey!. it's not raining! Yeay!

Mmm... I love rain... but only when I can walk in it... or puddle jump... ;)

I actually survived high school without a nickname. The only person that ever really called me any nicknames was my Dad... and those are NOT going to be shared!

It's a sad confession, but... I use nicknames because I can't remember their names to save my life. I can remember small details like about the time they told me that their grandmother likes to collect newspaper clippings about natural disasters...

... but I can't remember that their name is... uh... yeah, forgot. So I'll come up with a nickname for them like... clipper. Makes it easy.

Hi starby! How's the van-situation?

Nicknames I'm currently called:

Kimbo, kimmie, biggie (from the girl I call smalls), big one (from the girl I call little one)... GOD is occasionally used.

... yeah I said it.

Well, yeah... I know... I think I said that in... what?. Barcelona? ;)

Someone called me a Nightengale yesterday... odd... but hey... its better than some things!

I take it back... my ex used to call me Angel Eyes. I liked that.

Hey Sneeze. Haven't checked it out yet. First on my list after coffee! *more yawns* I hope there has been no more tampering happening. Urrrggghhh!

Speaking of nicknames... I had more than my share! Some weren't so nice, and some were just plain weird! Hence Starbuck! Someone from my old baseball team, started (for who knows what reason) calling me Jo Jo Star Buck Buck (he just said he thought I deserved an extra buck, lol) . That turned into to Bucky, Bucky O'hare, Bucket... and the list goes on. Imagine how embarrassing that was... to walk into a public place and have somebody yell, 'HEY BUCKET! " Not 's good! ;)

I completely forgot! Freshmen year, this girl started calling me candy andy (my name's andrew... ) and we got into a conversation about how that sounds like a male stripper's name.

So I started calling her cinnabuns.

... and for the past 4 years, ANYTIME I run into her (library, book store, restaurant, bar, GRADUATION), I've yelled out, "CINNABUNS!" and she'll yell out "CANDY ANDY!"

Needless to say... we both had some explaining to do to our parents at graduation.

... it was a good time.


EDIT: I had "explanating" earlier... wth? Explanating?. what was I on?

I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad not to have a nickname.

The few I can think of aren't the nicest names - typical high school guy stuff I guess (e.g. lets see what dirty words rhyme with your last name.)

Not to mention my first name being Nick - that rhymes with tons of great words

No kidding... funny! It's a little strange, to this day, I will run into someone from the team, and they really don't even know my real name! You're right Sneezy, you start calling someone by a nickname, and after awhile you just don't remember the real name. There was a kid in school that we called "Stinky." We weren't picking on him, he was in our group of friends, and it all started innocent. I saw him not too long ago, and without even thinking, called out "hey stinky!" We didn't think much of it, but I'm sure the people around us did! LOL!

Another guy, who's last name just happened to be Dyck, we grew up calling him "Scratch". (hehe) Again, it just became normal, and none of us even knew his real name... still don't know! LOL

I'll call you Claus. :) That was the first thing that came to mind when you said Nick. :)

I'll call you Claus. :) That was the first thing that came to mind when you said Nick. :)

Your nicer than my friends :p

Your nicer than my friends :p

Lol... well, thanks! :)

I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad not to have a nickname.

The few I can think of aren't the nicest names - typical high school guy stuff I guess (e.g. lets see what dirty words rhyme with your last name.)

Not to mention my first name being Nick - that rhymes with tons of great words

Exactly! If you knew my last name, you would know my pain! LOL! Lets just say there is an F and a K in my lastname, and it is four letters long. :rolleyes:

Ouch, Starby... wow...

Fork?

I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad not to have a nickname.

The few I can think of aren't the nicest names - typical high school guy stuff I guess (e.g. lets see what dirty words rhyme with your last name.)

Not to mention my first name being Nick - that rhymes with tons of great words

HA! Chicky and Biggy? I think the guy in the fedora has it all figured out now! Biggie used to be part of a boy band, and Chicky thinks "chicken of the sea" tuna is chicken! Why did your show ever get cancelled? So sorry for your divorce! :p

fork?

... LMAO! Yes, my lastname is FORK!. ROFLMAO!

... you don't have to laugh :(


;) :)

It's not FORK! LOL! But I think that might have been even worse! Made me laugh!. I have a feeling I needed a good one before my day kicks in! ;)

hi everyone!

I'm in a bit of a pickle.

I've worked in this research lab for the past 4 years... since freshmen year of college. Now that I've graduated, they say that I have to go through the hiring process again... going through background checks and a drug test. The thing is, I have this week and next week, and then I'm gone. My background check's scheduled for next week... which doesn't really make sense. As soon as I pass my tests, then I get "hired"... but by that time, I'll be gone.

Here's the pickle. I'm not supposed to start working until this hiring process was complete... but no one told me until now. Even my PI (principal investigator... my boss) didn't know about it. So... urg... I don't get paid this week and next week. I mean, I never did this job for the money, but... what a bummer huh? And it's not like I'll just stop working because it's my project and it's my research. Darn.

Anyway, it's 2pm... getting off early to go study. I'll be back much later.

JR: I'll write you back later. :)

have a good'un everyone!

Starby:

F _ _ K

... no clue. What could it be if not fork?! Another letter please.

::spins the wheel::

BIG MONEY!

See you, Sneezy... ;)

I'm going to go with FINK... maybe?

starby:

F _ _ K

...no clue. what could it be if not fork?!? another letter please.

::spins the wheel::

BIG MONEY!

I didn't say the F and the K were the first and last letters. Only that it was a four letter name that included an F and a K! See what you can do with that! :p :D

I'm going to go with FINK... maybe??

Nope! LMAO!

Anyone want to buy a vowel? I'll just keep you guessin! Bawhahaha!

I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad not to have a nickname.


Not to mention my first name being Nick -

So you do have a Nick name :)

Anyone wanna buy a vowel?? I'll just keep ya guessin! Bawhahaha!

Can I have a guess starby... lol :D

Nope! Not for you! No guesses!. LOL! Fork and Fink were funny though! HAHAHA! I'll give you a hint to what everyone used to say though. It was... *#*#-off, *#*# you, you *#*#in *#*#er!. LOLOL!

My Dad even got T-shirts made up for the music store saying *#*# you! Haha!

I bet you didn't give a...

Didn't bother me a *#*#in bit!. LOL!

In fact I have no problem calling anyone in my family a bunch of *#*#er's... HAHAHAHA!

I hope whoever wasn't around today reads back... LMAO!

I'll be baaaaack! Got to run to the *#*#in store!. oh and maybe get beer, yeeesss, beer, I could use a beeeerrr right now!! We're still not sure if someone was tampering with my van, hard to tell. But it is running for now! Another afternoon of... hurry up and wait! But hey, I have wheels! LOL! ;)

OK see you after starby :)

You guys are tooooo funny.

My nicknames. Well there's Drea, my friends from high school and shortly after still call me that. There's Frank (maiden name) and of course other assorted not so nice nicknames that a few exes call me, won't go into details there. ;) Hubby calls me "poo bits" don't know why, especially don't know why it doesn't bother me, it really should. :)

Hi M, hey put together MMMMMMMM (you're yummy) :)

LOL thanks Alty , so how are you today/tonight??

I'm good, going to color my hair today, the color is called, cappuchino, sounds yummy. Hey, can yummy be our word for the day, it's fun to say. YUMMY! Oh, cappuchino, don't know how to spell it, sorry, but it's the closes to my natural color that I could find.:)

Maybe I'll post an updated photo tomorrow, ask me nice. ;)

New photo sounds good...

YUMMY YUMMY :)

Is "YUMMY" the word of the day then? I will put it in a sentence!

Yummy. My beer tastes yummy. Yummy.

Do I get a Gold Star for spelling? :D

Not fair , I can't have beer for another 4 hours :(

Hi guys
Hope you are all well! Stopping in to say HAPPY Friday to Friend, and Happy Friday to all the rest of you tomorrow!

Happy Thursday eve Starty!. and of course, happy FRIDAY, in about 3 and a half hrs!

Hey starty... don't forget you have to say YUMMY!

Alty's word for the day!

Yum My!

Hey Start, how are you?

Starty makes "yummy" homemade bread! Do I get points for using the word of the day twice... in one day... in a sentence? LOL!

Hi Stringer! How are you?

I am fine Starby... got an early day tomorrow so I am going to try to get some sleep. I hope all is yummy with you dear?

Hey stringer

That young lady xrayman posted in the "Fake boobs" thread was certainly YUMMY!!

It's been a little of an "un-yummy" week, but I'll get over it! HAHA! Have a good nites sleep String man! :)

Hey stringer

That young lady xrayman posted in the "Fake boobs" thread was certainly YUMMY !!!

Yes she had very yummy... aaaaah.. tummy maybe?:)

EDIT: Thank you Starby... I will try to dream of yummy gummy drops.

Hey stringer

That young lady xrayman posted in the "Fake boobs" thread was certainly YUMMY !!!

Incorrect! That was not a grammatically correct sentence. Try again! LOL!

Yes she had very yummy..............aaaaah..tummy maybe?:)

LOL... yeah we'll stick with that :)

Incorrect!! That was not a gramatically correct sentence. Try again! LOL!

Go have a look starby... you WILL agree :D I reckon she would turn Ross.

Hey all, sorry, stepped out for a sec, forgot to log off, my bad. ;)

Yummy tummy Stringer, on the fake boobs thread, I might just have to check that out, even though she would not be my type at all, I prefer a he. :)

LOL...............yeah we'll stick with that :)

It all matters you know M, someone once said: "look at Sophia Loren, her boobs are too big, her nose is too big, she is big boned... BUT, and I say BUT (do you hear me?) put them ALL together and... OOoooouew LA LA !!!!!!!:D :D :D

Hey all, sorry, stepped out for a sec, forgot to log off, my bad. ;)

Yummy tummy Stringer, on the fake boobs thread, I might just have to check that out, even though she would not be my type at all, I prefer a he. :)

Alty
She looks like your twin :D

Hee, hee, don't you mean my avy's twin, me in real life, not so much. Her um, girls, are much perkier than mine, but after all she is holding them up with her arms. I can tell you this, I'm probably allot smarter than her. ;)

Alty
She looks like your twin :D

NOW... THAT is a very observant observation, I would agree...

(Yes Marta, we are only discussing the benefits of working out you know... and how it helps the cardio... of course I love you, of course you make all of them look... ):) :) :)

Good night guys!

Stringer

Ha, ha, goodnight Stringer, goodnight Marta, no worries, he only has eyes for you. :)

Ha, ha, goodnight Stringer, goodnight Marta, no worries, he only has eyes for you. :)

It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you only eat at home :)

Night stringer!

It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you only eat at home :)

Nite stringer !!

Agreed.. have always been that way M, I think one of the reasons she loves a man 20 years older than her... and it is YUMMY too... (sorry-had to use it one more time)

AHHHH, my sister-in-law (and I use the term loosely) just emailed, she wants Wiggy to call her. I sent her an email recently asking how my mother-in-laws house was coming along. My MIL dyed last March, and her estate has yet to be settled. My SIL is fixing up the house to make a profit (which we won't share in) but until she completes it and sells it we don't get our inheritance. The house prices have dropped drastically in the last 14 months, if she gets screwed, she'll screw us, that's her nature.

Got to run for a bit, get Wiggy to call, I want to know what she has to say.

Back later all. I'm on the edge of my seat, or a very slippery slope, whatever.:(

Alty back in a bit. :)

Tomorrow afternoon guys, sleep tight...

YIKES! I leave for awhile and look what happens here! I guess "yummy" was one of the best "word of the day!" You crazy boyz! Now I'm curious... hmmmm!

G'nite String man... G'ntie Marta! Sweat dreams!

Cya stringer

Here you go! Here's your Yummy! I have to run, so uhhh, have fun with the song, lol!

YouTube - Ohio Express - The Yummi Yummi Yummi Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ay1eiNPUdw&feature=related)

I'm back, and mad. My SIL is a piece of work, M, can I send her to you, do what you will with her, are there any hungry crocodiles in your area? Kidding, sort of. ;)

I don't want to get into it, but let's just say she offered us 1/3 of our inheritance in order to get off her back. She's the executor of the will. I think we just might have to go to court, which we really don't want to do, but she's making it very clear that this is our only option. Arghh, I'm sometimes very glad I was an only child.

She does sound like a piece of work Alty , I would fight for what's rightfully yours!!

If she looks like the girl in the "fake boobs " thread send her over :D

Nope, not even close. Compared to her, I'm a goddess, and I'm just an average looking person, not saying much for her. She weighs around 350 pounds, has a really weird hairdo, and to top it all of, she's a big B little itch, not a good package, inside or out, to meet her is to abhor her, sad but true. Luckily she met a guy that is just as bad as her, he'd stab his own mother in the back to get ahead. It's sad to think that Wiggy and her are related, thankfully he's not at all like his sister. Maybe she was switched at birth. Oh, and she treats my kids like fungus, can't stand them. They're kids, and as kids go they're pretty darn wonderful, yes I'm biased, but to know them is to love them, they've both got great hearts, loving caring kids, how can you hate that? Oh you, when you have coal for a heart you can't love anything.

Wow, sorry, didn't mean to vent like that. Feels good to let it out. Really, in order to know her I'd have to write a book, she's been a thorn in my side and Wiggy's for 18 years now, longer for Wiggy.

Okay, happy Alty now. Where's my beer? ;)

WOW I may need 2 crocs to eat her :)

Make it three and I'll buy her a plane ticket. Ooh, bad Alty, was that out loud?

I've tried like her, I really haveo, she's the only person on this earth that I can actually say that I hate. Hate is a strong word, I never thought I'd ever hate anyone. I don't hate her for how she treats me, but Wiggy and the kids, that's unforgivable. Do what you want to me, I can handle myself, have a tough skin, but when she talks down to Wiggy and I see tears in his eyes, well, send me the croc, because I'm mad!

Really, happy place now. Alty find your happy place. Oh, look, bubbles, bubbles in my beer, BEER! All good now. :)

LOL... and don't forget YUMMY YUMMY :)

I actually know a woman like this , she is one of my friends wives , absolute biatch , treats him like sh*t and he just puts up with it. What's with that? / I give up.

I don't know why some people are like that. I do know it's not only women, but I will admit that women tend to be B itch ier than men at times (I'm going to be out of the girl club for admitting that ;))

As to why people put up with it? I don't know. Life is too short to be miserable, if you're not happy then why stick around? Some people are just so afraid to be alone and lonely. Better alone than miserable I always say. Who listens to me though? ;)

I bet the crocs would find my SIL yummy, and very filling. Jeesh Alty, behave! :)

OK time to lighten the atmosphere...

YouTube - Funny Animals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol-y8nPJSMA)

That's tooooo funny, love it. :)

Thanks M, I needed that. :p :) :D

Well 2 hours to go and then I'm off for the weekend woo hoo :)

Got a half hour meeting to go to now but I'll be back.

See you if your still here Alty!

I'm actually heading off to bed M. Have a great weekend sweetie, have fun, be good and take care. :)

Alty out. :)

Morning, guys! You all were busy last night :)

Yummy... "things"... lol :)

Oh MY you guys were busy.

I just picked up the keys to my apartment today! Slowly moved in this morning... not nearly done, but it's getting there. I'll post pictures soon!

Awesome, Sneezy! I love that feeling... that, "Here's your keys, have fun!" feeling.

Yeah, but this time, it was...

Here are 3 keys to your apartment, the remote for the fitness room, conference room, the café, and the parking deck, and here's a bottle of bubbly.

Wow Sneezy, sounds good. When's the house warming party?

Morning all, how's everyone doing? I feel like something the cat dragged in, chewed on, spit on and left to die. Not a great day, thanks to my Sister in law. But I won't get into that again, happy thoughts and bubbles. Where are my bubbles! ;)

*sigh*

Wow... You need to take a wee trip to Tampa and help me find a place like that... *sigh*

Morning Alty! :)

Morning Mrs. Rabbit, how are you?

Truthfully? Exhausted.

Its been an emotionally charged week. Family stuff, job stuff, relocating stuff... just stuff.

But I'm good. :) Thanks for asking!

Seems like everyone is having an off week. Sneezy's moving, you're moving and getting stuff done, I'm not moving, but frustrated with everything. We all need a vacation.

9054

I'll meet you all there. :)

Sounds SO good to me! :)

You know... just remembered that I drive right through ATL on my way to FL... may have to stop for a bit o' refreshment... ;)

Oh, Sneezy, did you hear that? Set it up you two, do it, wouldn't it be great for you guys to meet in person? Do it, DO IT! Just a suggestion, a little nudge, not being pushy, nope, not me. DO IT!! ;)

... it's not even an option. I wasn't aware I gave you a choice.

Drinks are on me. Perhaps we can go to the godiva store here at lenox ;)

Aw, godiva, and drinks. HC, DO IT! ;)

Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match. Dangit, not again, I'll be singing that song all day now. ;)

...it's not even an option. I wasn't aware I gave you a choice.

Drinks are on me. Perhaps we can go to the godiva store here at lenox ;)

Lol... you know the words, darlin! :)

All right. Deal. Lets.

Okay, get out the calendar, figure out the dates, and set it up. Really, this is a great opportunity for you two to meet in person. Who knows, maybe the magic will be as great in real life as it is here on AMHD. :)

One thing, if you two end up falling in love and getting married, I so need to come to the wedding, after all, I started this. ;)

You're a peach, Alty. :)

On another note... I've been wrestling with a certain mental block for the past few days... the mental block that results in giving your two weeks notice... the whole "What are they going to do?? Fire me??" mental block...

I should be working extra hard to get things taken care of ahead of schedule to help them out... I should be writing articles for future magazines, composing templates of InDesign documents for the designers to have that "heads up", transcribing details... but what am I doing?? Surfing AMHD.

Again, I say... "what are they going to do? fire me??"

Bad HC. :D

Oooh, phone call, got to run for a bit.

Later. :)

Ooo... 4 BEDROOM TOWNHOME/ WESTSHORE YACHT CLUB (http://tampa.craigslist.org/apa/709999334.html) I want it... *sigh*

Not bad. Not bad at all.

... well HC, since you're balling out of control, it may not be a bad idea ;)

I wish that was my budget! Sadly, it's a tad out of my price range... :)

And besides, whatever would I do with four bedrooms?

Seems like everyone is having an off week. Sneezy's moving, you're moving and getting stuff done, I'm not moving, but frustrated with everything. We all need a vacation.

9054

I'll meet you all there. :)

Is that south Beach?

You're a peach, Alty. :)

On another note... I've been wrestling with a certain mental block for the past few days.... the mental block that results in giving your two weeks notice... the whole "What are they going to do?? Fire me??" mental block...

I should be working extra hard to get things taken care of ahead of schedule to help them out... I should be writing articles for future magazines, composing templates of InDesign documents for the designers to have that "heads up", transcribing details... but what am I doing??? Surfing AMHD.

Again, I say... "what are they going to do? fire me??"

Bad HC. :D

Just take the check... yeppers

Lol... thanks Stringer. Sadly, my work ethic has once again reigned supreme... I just can't not work (double negatives are FUN) :)

Today's going by... SO slow.

I'm headed out early... I'll just catch up on the weekend. Must go move in now.

Oh, pictures of my apartment!

Gables, Gables.com - Atlanta GA Apartments for Rent, Atlanta Luxury Apartments (http://www.gables.com/gablesliving/photogallery.aspx?Region=1&CommunityId=139)

Obv not my unit...

My, my, my... that's a sweet pad you've got there, Sneezy!

Talk to you later! Have a great weekend!

JR Kisses

Anybody here?

@ DD... studying. Thought I'd peek in. hello?

Still here Sneezy? How was your night? I had somewhat unwanted company... and I think I've had too many cocktails... eeekkkk! Believe me, I needed them to endure! The pain... the pain... I was saying that tonight when they showed up... and probably in the morning!!

If I don't get out of this house soon, I'm going to lose what little mind I have left!

Ohhh nooo... not you too! LOL! I know how that feels!

I HATE cleaning, but guess what I get to do tonight. And while I'm doing something I HATE to do, I get to dodge animals. The fun never ends in Indiana.

I had to try and dodge animals tonight too!. but, of the human variety! I would much rather dodge the canines really!

VACATION!

YouTube - Go-Go's - Vacation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmxbCLr_3V4&feature=related)

It's actually pretty nice not having a place to stay at really. No unwanted guests.

... although you weigh that out with not having a bed to sleep in...

My dodging is also of cats... so here I go back to torture myself again. You have fun

It's actually pretty nice not having a place to stay at really. No unwanted guests.

...although you weigh that out with not having a bed to sleep in...

You have nice comfy beds all over the world Sneezy dear! LOL! I hear there is one just a few hrs drive away! :p My unwanted guests staggered out 5 hrs too late!. and they just live right down the street! :eek: I'm locking my doors, and battening down the hatches! LOL! I DO really need to get to sleep though! Holy crap!. I'm soooo tired! G'nite Sneeze, G'nite Chameleon... if I misspelled anything, or... uhhhmmm.. whatever... would anyone notice anyway? LOLOL! G'nite kids! ;)

Hey all, how's tricks? I see we have a new victim, I mean guest at the daycare. ;) Hi Chameleon, did I spell that right? Love your avy, very cute puppy.

Starby, sorry I missed your call, I fell asleep, very tired Alty, sad, couldn't stay awake. It's been a rough couple of days, so the sleep was desperately needed. ;)

Oh, trust me I thoroughly cased the joint (even managed to avoid the 'chocolate landmines) before I posted... nothing weirder here than what goes on at my zoo, er, house. I mean c'mon, its not everyday someone comes out of the bathroom from shaving the dog with her husbands hair clippers (whoops) to find their dachsund in the 4 ft. tall trash can busily munching on tuna scraps in cans. She even knocked the dr. pepper box out of the trashcan because I guess it was trying to steal her tuna. I guess it was my fault for leaving the trash can next to the couch. She mustve been determined... it was still a good foot to the top of the trashcan. Sorry I missed everyone's posts, but I just managed to claw my way gasping to the top of mt. laundrymore. Hope everyone is having a good weekend!

Chameleon, sounds like my house. My dogs are constantly getting in to the trash. Just yesterday we were having dinner when I saw my border collie sneaking out of the kitchen. I decided to follow him, only to find that he was looking for a spot to enjoy the remains of a chefboyardee can that he dug out of the trash. The look on his face was priceless "Dangit, busted!" Sad thing is that we always thought it was the lab who did it, he's the one who looks guilty when we get home to find garbage all over the place, but alas, it's the border collie. I think we might have to set up surveillance. ;)

Afternoon All!

I haven't been on much lately, how are you all doing?

Hey chameleon, welcome -- don't get too friendly with Alty, she's a shifty character.

Oh but she and I think the same... at least about animals

oh but she and i think the same... at least about animals

Great...





... I quit

Chameleon, Biggie is a big joker, and a big softie, and he knows that all my little "quirks" are all in good fun. Right Biggie? :)

Biggie, don't make me get my whip, you know I will. ;)

Tell that to the scars healing on my back :(

Hee, hee, you know you love it. :)

Great, now Chameleon thinks we're weird, and sadistic. Tell her the truth Biggie, I'm not that bad. Am I? :o :confused:

Can I add an opinion?

Go ahead, gulp :: shakes nervously. ;)

Tell that to the scars healing on my back :(

I know he is as Ive read some of his other posts on relationships... quite sensible advice if only you could get the thread starter to actually listen.

Oh, and beware, I fling poos and I see plenty of ammunition laying around... and bunny poo sticks.

Biggie is a sweetie, lub him to death, even though he seems to think badly about me. ;) :(

Bunny poo is hard to get out, I know that from first hand experience, eww, it's nasty. Got to love the bunny's though, even though poo does stick to their fur. ;):)

No alty, your not that bad :)


And chameleon, I have noticed recently a rise of thread starters who just want to hear what they want to hear and will give you nice red ratings if they don't agree with your advice. I need to be more selective with the ones I choose.

I can't be too angry though, my first about here at AMHD I had a real tough time listening to people, though I was respectful at least.

I woke up this morning sweating, its almost 100 degrees here right now. Yesterday it was 65 :(

Alty...

If all people here had the kind of heart that you have, this would only be a more pleasant place to participate, as I too choose wisely which threads I respond too.

That being said...

Go whip lady...

I don't think the entire time I've been on here I've ever given anyone a red mark. I usually just disagree in another post... OMG, I'm a pushover... I need to sit down... :(

Alty........................

If all people here had the kind of heart that you have, this would only be a more pleasant place to participate, as I too choose wisely which threads I respond too.

That being said.....................

Go whip lady.........


::blushes, gosh, gee, gulp, big hug Stringer, is there any wonder that you are one of my favorite people? Love you lots sweetie, and right back at you. :)

Alty, I'm telling Sneezy your cheating on him :eek:

i dont think the entire time ive been on here ive ever given anyone a red mark. i usually just disagree in another post...OMG, im a pushover...i need to sit down...:(


Don't let it bother you, if I got upset every time I got a reddie, I'd be a basket case. We are all humans with different opinons, and sometimes we get a bit heated when we don't agree with someone.

Good rule of thumb, unless you can prove that a post is inaccurate, don't disagree with a reddie, just post that you don't agree and why.

You're not a pushover, just a nice person, and a fair person, stick with that and you'll do fine here. :)

Alty, I'm telling Sneezy your cheating on him :eek:


Biggie, honey, that would be HC, not me (and she's very loyal). I'm just the matchmaker, happily married, not looking for a relationship with anyone. I am a big flirt, but you guys are relatively harmless to flirt with, besides, I think you all know me well enough by now to know what kind of person I am, right? ;)

Sneezy is like a nephew to me, I'm am the honorary Auntie, Sneezy and me would be frowned upon, if not downright illegal, he's way to young for me, he's only 22. :eek: :D

Yay, I'm not the youngest!

And I'm not the oldest, won't tell you who is, they know my email address, and where I live. :D :eek:

Biggie, honey, that would be HC, not me (and she's very loyal). I'm just the matchmaker, happily married, not looking for a relationship with anyone. I am a big flirt, but you guys are relatively harmless to flirt with, besides, I think you all know me well enough by now to know what kind of person I am, right? ;)

Sneezy is like a nephew to me, I'm am the honorary Auntie, Sneezy and me would be frowned upon, if not downright illegal, he's way to young for me, he's only 22. :eek:


:( Sorry lol, long weekend. I knew it didn't sound right, but hell, it was worth the shot:)

It's the heat I tell you :o

Chameleon, I think I'm the youngest :(

How old are you? You tell me yours ill tell you mine... anyway be back in a flash got to transfer some crap from my phone to my computer and I can't stay connected while I do it.

Well it's no secret how old I am, 37, eek, where did the time go? ;)

You are all so young, I don't even remember being in my twenties anymore.:o :D :p :eek:

how old r u? you tell me yours ill tell you mine... anyway be back in a flash gotta transfer some crap from my phone to my computer and i can't stay connected while i do it.

Have fun :p

I'm 21 for the record.

Biggie, you are still wet behind the ears, I can say that being 16, gulp, years older than you. ;)

Biggie, you are still wet behind the ears, I can say that being 16, gulp, years older than you. ;)

Number ONE RULE at AMHD... NO one talks about age!:eek:

I didn't see that in rules and regulations Stringer, is this a new rule? ;)

I didn't see that in rules and regulations Stringer, is this a new rule? ;)

A mandated rule voted upon by all us that are blessed with wisdom and experience from our advanced age. Although the rule says that we have to share all that stuff... of well.:p

See not the youngest since I come in at 24

But my husband is 32

Giggle, I get such a kick out of you Stringer, you always put a smile on my face. :)

I'm proud to be 37, I've learned allot in my 37 years and plan to learn even more in the years I still have ahead of me (which I hope are allot). It's hard sometimes when you answer a post knowing that you are right, and the OP doesn't want to hear it, that's when age and wisdom becomes a curse, because you've lived through all of this stuff already and know the outcome, but your advice falls on deaf ears. Frustrating.

Oh well, live and learn, sometimes you just have to let people make their own mistakes and hope that they come out okay in the end. Right?

All you can do is try Alty :)

I was supposed to go to a friends outdoor wedding today and go figure, it rained. But since I was up all night, I'm not going.

Biggie, I do try, and sometimes it works (not talking about you sweetie, you always listen to good advice, and you are smart enough to figure it out on your own), but there are times that you just want to reach through the monitor and slap the OP or someone else, it's like talking to a brick wall. Oh well, all we can do is try, right? I won't give up, even though at times I want to wack my head against that brick wall. ;)

Chameleon, good idea to stay home. Are you going to the reception?

Oh, we have to think of a nickname for you Chameleon, as you see on this site we all have nicknames, I'm Alty, Big Bird is Biggie, Starbuck is Starby, etc. etc. How about Chamy, sound good?

That or rabby or toad... dont ask, really...
No, I figure ill get the deets from another friend who was going... the town where she's getting married is about 30 minutes away. I wanted to make her a wedding afghan, bit hesitate to because I don't know her colors, and also because 2 years ago I made her a hat and scarf set in pink and white for christmas and never heard anything about them. I had to ask her then boyfriend if she liked them and he said yeah... why go through all the work for someone who won't appreciate it, especially when I'm a perfectionist about my craft.

True. I make tables, and other wooden things, two years ago I made 9 end tables as Christmas presents for my family. Only 5 people commented on them or thanked me. The other 4 said nothing, but I have gotten positive responses from people who have visited them and seen the table, and they all tell me that the recipients love them, that would have been nice to hear first hand, I worked my butt off. ;)

Hey guys, I've got to run for now, the house isn't going to clean itself, sad but true. ;)

I'll be back a bit later. Behave while I'm gone, no throwing bunny poo. :)

Alty out, for now. :)

Oh, and here's a picture to make you all smile;

9071

How could anyone resist that face?

Bigbird, you agreed on my got dumped post and yeah, it was for the best. I need a man who understands the inner workings of my mind and my ex never could and didn't seem to care to.

Awwww, cute bunny foofoo

I could just cuddle that bunny all day, tooooo cute.

Really, got to run. Later. :)

True. I make tables, and other wooden things, two years ago I made 9 end tables as Christmas presents for my family. Only 5 people commented on them or thanked me. The other 4 said nothing, but I have gotten positive responses from people who have visited them and seen the table, and they all tell me that the recipients love them, that would have been nice to hear first hand, I worked my butt off. ;)

Hey guys, I've got to run for now, the house isn't going to clean itself, sad but true. ;)

I'll be back a bit later. Behave while I'm gone, no throwing bunny poo. :)

Alty out, for now. :)

Oh, and here's a picture to make you all smile;

9071

How could anyone resist that face?

Rodent? Kidding... later

Oooh, actually no, rabbits are often mistaken to be part of the rodent family, they actually aren't they are lagomorphs, aren't I full of knowledge, or full of something else. ;)

Another cute picture;

9073

Yeah, just makes my heart go pitter patter... hmmmm feminine side I guess?

Well, shopping is getting out of hand; we filled the SUV and had to stop home to empty it and we are on our way out again... HELP ME... /Save me!

Number ONE RULE at AMHD....NO one talks about age!:eek:

String man is correct, and Alty girl... you are in soooo much bunny poo for busting me! I'm sending Kevin up to kick yer butt! :p

I did not grow up with pictures of Donny Osmond, David Cassidy, and Peter Frampton on my bedroom wall! Really, no really, really I didn't! Okay... but maybe just one of each. They were there for therapeutic reasons! Yes that is what I said... therapeutic!

String man? I think we should notify the AMHD police to investigate this Alty girl!. I think she may be a troll! :eek: :rolleyes: :p :D

A troll, me? No way, I am sexy hot cat girl aka whip girl, everyone loves me. ;)

Oh, I never actually said your age, actually never even said that it was you that was older than me, Starby honey, you busted yourself. Muwahahahah. ;)

Love it when that happen. ;)

I have so much to try to catch up with. Ahhhh, What can I do? Lol
Just dropping in to see some friendly faces. Goodnight you.

I missed everyone! :( Darn phone! LOL!

G'nite Joe! Alty, I know you will be around for your whoppin! I usually... always.. continously... endlessly... unfortunately... continue to bust myself!

Sad thing is... most often I do it on purpose! LOLOL!

Oh Starby, that's why we lub you. :)

I'm not OLD... I'm age challenged! :p We need to have a big? B'day party on the 29th for me k?

I expect streamers, a big cake (choco please) someone needs to write a special B'day song, everyone needs to hide and jump out and say SURPRISE!. and uhmmm,. oh stippers... yes strippers! Any volunteers? M? Biggie? Sneeze man? String man? Any takers? :D

Oh, that's asking allot. ;)

Okay, really, what is up with people? Vent time, go take a look at the de-barking thread. Was I rude, or was that totally justified, tell me straight, don't sugar coat it, I really couldn't help myself though.

I would have given you a greenie if I could've. No, and no sugar coating here. That is the Carol girl that I said should look into becoming an expert. If she would've looked back just a few she would've seen what went on there.

Bubbles... Bubbles... Bubbles! Yummies... Yummies... Yummies! Beer... Beer... Beer!. Oh did I mention Bubbles,Yummies, and BEER!?

Now I feel bad. But really, even if she had read the last few posts, that would have told the entire story. It's just so farking frustrating. GRRRRR! ;)

I need another beer. WIGGY! ;)

WIGGY!. I insist you get Alty another beer! Shake it up a bit for some bubbles! Mwahahahaha! Got you back Alty! :p

Oooh, that was mean, and a waste of beer, you better watch your back, I'll pounce when you least expect it! ;)

This beer is the 8% one, and one is really all it takes, do I dare have two, do I, I won't make sense anymore, did I ever? ;)

Oh, that's asking allot. ;)

Okay, really, what is up with people? Vent time, go take a look at the de-barking thread. Was I rude, or was that totally justified, tell me straight, don't sugar coat it, I really couldn't help myself though.

It wasn't rude, if anyone was rude it was me...

Alty, have another. Hell, have two more. Then maybe you'll loosen the grip on the whip :)

Oh, and hi :)

i need a man who understands the inner workings of my mind

Was doing some catching up...

Just wanted to say

GOOD LUCK :rolleyes: :p

Biggie, the whip is permanently attached to my hand with crazy glue, just in case one of you tries to get it away from me. Muwahahahaha. ;)

Hey CM, I was the sarcastic one. Now I feel bad though, she really does give good advice on other posts I've read, but I'm getting tired of it and just couldn't stop myself from posting what I did, it's a problem I have, I'm going to get help for it, really.:o

Oooh, that was mean, and a waste of beer, you better watch your back, I'll pounce when you least expect it! ;)

This beer is the 8% one, and one is really all it takes, do I dare have two, do I, I won't make sense anymore, did I ever? ;)

I knooowww where you live, and Kevin is on his way! You want to talk pouncing girl? Do you... do you? :rolleyes:

Hi Biggie! Hi CM! How come no one is at the wkd dance party?? *sniff sniff* *waaaaaaaaaaaa* Big meanies!

Was doing some catching up....

Just wanted to say

GOOD LUCK :rolleyes: :p

Oh Biggie, bad, really bad. What you don't understand women? Should I divulge a few secrets girls, give Biggie a big step up where women are concerned. Hmmm, should I? What's it worth to you Biggie, I know lots about women, seeing as I am one. ;):D :p :cool:

I knooowww where you live, and Kevin is on his way!! You wanna talk pouncing girl? Do ya...do ya?? :rolleyes:

Hi Biggie! Hi CM!! How come no one is at the wkd dance party??? *sniff sniff* *waaaaaaaaaaaa* Big meanies!


Because the daycare has beer, all over the floor mind you, but beer none the less. :)

First of all, I didn't hear about this weekend dance party.

Secondly,

Alty, you could probably explain everything you want and I wouldn't get it. It's a lost cause :) Chances are, I know them well enough, it just doesn't help.

Telling me to "read your mind" doesn't make it easier ;)

HI!! Yeah, I'm tired of hearing it too.. GO read the post "I'm 14 and in love", I stopped posting in there because I was tired of reading (or trying) to read netspeak... I would've said something rude had I stayed in there.

We have a fully stocked bar at the dance party, and we have songs and snacks! They are all sitting on the tables, and pillows in the corners for all the bunnies, puppies, and kitties... oh and yeah, the occasional snake! EEEKKK!

HI!!! Yeah, I'm tired of hearing it too..GO read the post "I'm 14 and in love", I stopped posting in there because I was tired of reading (or trying) to read netspeak...I would've said something rude had I stayed in there.

I was there, left for the same reason, stopped myself from posting, I'm so proud. ;)

I can't stand netspeak or chatspeak, I'm way to old to learn and have no desire anyway. I prefer real words, complete sentences, with punctuation. Call me old fashioned. ;)

Biggie, I could make you learn, and you don't have to read my mind. You do realize that I'm breaking the female code of honor by even offering to do this, right?

Here Biggie!. oh and CM too. I did tell you awhile ago, but we go here on wkds usually. Well unless Alty hogs everything. :p :D

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-member-discussions/dancing-dog-199850.html

Yeah, I have no desire to sit there for five minutes wondering why someone would use "d" instead of the... When you type acurately, it's simpler to type faster, and easier for people to understand... It's frustrating.

Damn... I have to go to sleep now... and you are about to reveal the age old secret... NOW Alty, NOW...

Go ahead... I can read it in the morning... K? Please take your time, be accurate, be detailed, be HONEST...

I was there, left for the same reason, stopped myself from posting, I'm so proud. ;)

I can't stand netspeak or chatspeak, I'm way to old to learn and have no desire anyway. I prefer real words, complete sentences, with punctuation. Call me old fashioned. ;)

Biggie, I could make you learn, and you don't have to read my mind. You do realize that I'm breaking the female code of honor by even offering to do this, right?

Code of honour? You are going to break our code of honour?

Biggie don't read Alty's mind! You may be scarred for all eternity! ;)

Damn...I have to go to sleep now...and you are about to reveal the age old secret...NOW Alty, NOW...

Go ahead...I can read it in the morning...K? Please take your time, be accurate, be detailed, be HONEST...

We are going to talk in secret code String man! Mwaaahahahaha!

Stringer, I'll send you a PM. ;)

Biggie, what's it worth? ;)

Starby, I won't tell all, just enough to help Biggie out, after all, he's our boy, we have to help him.

Biggie, Starby is right, you don't want to attempt to read my mind, some scary stuff in there, stuff I don't even want to know. ;)

What's it worth?? Can't put a value on that sort of thing, its priceless :D

Okay, change of topic. Here's a link, read it, and then force me not to post, because I really want to and it isn't going to be good. Someone stop me!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/child-teen-health/pregnancy-worries-224399.html

Sorry guys! Starby is in silly mode tonight! It's Saturday after all right? This is my... "forget about the crap from lastweek night" :D

*Music is turned up loud, beer 'a plenty, Starby smiling*

Okay, change of topic. Here's a link, read it, and then force me not to post, because I really want to and it isn't going to be good. Someone stop me!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/child-teen-health/pregnancy-worries-224399.html


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If that is serious, I feel bad for laughing... but sorry... That's hilarious

Okay, change of topic. Here's a link, read it, and then force me not to post, because I really want to and it isn't going to be good. Someone stop me!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/child-teen-health/pregnancy-worries-224399.html

I'm sorry, but I am actually LMAO! Where is the Sex Ed in schools and at home nowadays!? Really!

It's funny and really sad all at the same time. Whatever happened to sex ed? Does this girl think her boyfriend has super sperm with super powers? Arghhhhhh, it's so frustrating. Really, I hope this girl isn't serious, and if she is, I hope she keeps her pants on. ;)

That's some damn powerful sperm!

Edit: We posted at the same time Alty. I sure hope she does keep her pants on!

I have the batman theme running through my head now!!

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA... SPERM MAN!

They should start handing out licenses to reproduce...

The human gene pool needs some SERIOUS help.

It's SUPER SPERM! Dum dum dum (that's the super sperm theme song, just in case you're wondering.) :)

If sperm could travel through clothes my early teens would have been hell. ;)

Mr Sperm packed his suitcase, put on his swim trunks, and off he went to Eggland!

It's nice and warm there I hear!

They should start handing out licenses to reproduce....

The human gene pool needs some SERIOUS help.


I sort of agree, but I'm really glad they don't, I love my kids, couldn't imagine life without them. Being facetious, just in case you didn't know. ;)

All right, I should head to bed. I'm a little sleepy and long day tomorrow :)

Good night all... Make good decisions :)

Mr Sperm packed his suitcase, put on his swim trunks, and off he went to Eggland!!

It's nice and warm there I hear!


But first he had to go through underwear, jeans, pants, another pair of underwear, up the vaginal cavity and then a long swim to Eggland, it's a wonder he made it. ;)

Alright, I should head to bed. I'm a little sleepy and long day tomorrow :)

Good night all... Make good decisions :)


I'll do my best Biggie. Hey, wait a minute, I'm supposed to say that to you, after all I'm the older one, you know, the mature adult type figure, you're a youngun. Ahem, go to bed young man! ;)

Goodnight Biggie. :)

Well YES!! But nobody can stop... S U P E R S P E R M!

... yes ma'am

Tee, hee, at least one of the kids listens, now if only mine would. Sleep tight Biggie, and yes, I know, you aren't a kid, just kidding sweetie, you know that. Heck, I got married when I was 24, you're only three years behind that. Are you sweating now? ;)

Slow down, I just got back to being single. Time to enjoy myself :D

Funny you should mention it though. My friend is getting married next month and he is younger than me :( Crazy

G'nite Biggie! We will carry on with our crazy antics while you're gone. Hopefully M won't jump out of his corner and give us all noogies! YIKES!

Yes Biggie... that is crazy! I was married at 19! Ohhhh, not a good idea at all!! Not even a little bit!

Well YES!!! But nobody can stop...S U P E R S P E R M!!


Here he comes (ahem pardon the expression) to save the day, supersperm is on his way. He won't let pants get in the way, supersperm is here to stay. Dum, dum, dum. And that's what that girl is. ;)

Sorry, mean Alty again, where was she hiding this time, got to go lock her back up. Okay, all is good now, it's safe to come back out all. ;)

Slow down, i just got back to being single. Time to enjoy myself :D

Funny you should mention it though. My friend is getting married next month and he is younger than me :( Crazy

Play the field for a while, nothing wrong with that, and it can be tons of fun. Gee, why do I feel like I should be giving you the sex ed speech now. Okay, play the field, but be careful, that's better, now I did the Mom thing. Hey, I'm getting pretty good at this, by the time my kids are teens I should be a pro. Gulp, I don't want to talk sex with my kids. :eek: You know I'm kidding, in fact, the sex talk has already started, albeit at a level they can understand and accept, quite frankly, we're still at the "the opposite sex is icky" stage, I can live with than for, oh, another 20 years. ;)

I think I just saw supersperm do a fly by!. could I be pregnant? LOL!

Honestly, I hope that girl isn't serious with her question, but I guess we should answer just in case. I guess some kids just don't get the real facts. That's very sad, and that is why there are so many kids that are either taken care of by foster parents, the government, or they end up neglected and abused. Very sad.

You answer, if I do it will be bad, you know I won't be able to keep the sarcasm out of my post, or the judgement, not today. Go for it Starby, I've got your back.

::hides in the corner. ;)

Got to run, tired, sleepy, need to go nighty night. I'll talk to you all tomorrow. Be good, you, like that advice sounds effective when coming from me. ;)

Alty out, going to bed, may snore, there's always a first time. ;)

G'nite Alty! No snorring... might wake Wiggy and bunnies! LOL! Sweet dreams... dreamland... yessss!

Goodnight Starby, saw your post, responded, but I was a teeny bit snippy, couldn't help it. I was still better than usual, that's something, right?

Yawn, talk to you tomorrow sweetie. Lub you, and give Niki a big Auntie Alty hug, and a rub on the tummy, tell her to snore. Muwahahahahah. ;) :)

... and you were suppose to be going to bed so Wiggy could here your snoring... bad girl with whip! LOL

I actually had to email an rsvp for the birthday party Sydney's invited to, I wanted to do it before I forgot, that's when I saw that someone else had posted in the de-barking thread and I had to come back on and set it straight. Jeesh, really, this is ridiculous.

But really, going to hit the hay now, I can't believe I'm still conscious. ;)

Later gator, you should go to bed too. :)

Was doing some catching up....

Just wanted to say

GOOD LUCK :rolleyes: :p

I had good luck... I found him, and I've been married to him since I was 20

I'm glad you found a "goodie!!" Sometimes they are few and far between!

So have we decided on your nickname? I don't think I would be comfortable calling you toad. LOL! Besides, you haven't met our resident "M" (Friend4U) yet! He would have a hayday with that... so choose carefully, hehe!

Sorry M, I have to warn people of your crazy antics while you sit in the corner and spy on us! :p
He won't be back till tomorrow night, so I am getting out my running shoes now, and doing my stretches just in case! HA!

Eh, its what my dad called me and the closest I've come to being called that since he died has been kermit.

Well "Toad" it is then! We will do that in memory of your Dad, if that's okay with you? Sorry to hear about your Dad.

As long as it's an endearing name, I think "Toad" will be just fine! :)

Not if I get to you first Miss Toad! Mwaaahahahaha! You found the scratching post thread I see! The fly got here first... said the fly to the toad!

It was back in 2001 when I was 17 I feel worse for my mom... she still misses him

Not if I get to you first Miss Toad!! Mwaaahahahaha!! You found the scratching post thread I see! The fly got here first...said the fly to the toad!!

Last I knew, toads were bigger than flies... unless they're little baby toads and they're just too cute...
And I was thinking it was more of the hair pulling scrapping ill blackened your frickin eye thread.
Quite entertaining to read!

Awww, I'm so sorry to hear that! That is always a hard thing. I'm lucky to still have both of my parents, and lucky to still call them a pain in the butt sometimes! Heehee! I dread the day that I can't call them that anymore.

You are so young to have lost a parent at your age. I'm so sorry,. it must have been hard for you, and your mother can't be very old either. I can imagine that she misses him a lot for sure!

last i knew, toads were bigger than flies...unless theyre little baby toads and theyre just too cute...
and i was thinking it was more of the hair pulling scrapping ill blackened your frickin eye thread.
quite entertaining to read!

HAHA! We have some perrtttyyy big flies here in Canuck-ville! They could eat you in one bite! Run for your life!!

Yes, we have some interesting convo's. You've missed the other places we've had in the "lounge". They shut us down after 1500 posts around here, so we have to come up with a new place all of the time! Probably drives the Mods nuts! :eek: :D

I still have my mom and my maternal grandparents and my moms 2 brothers... both my dads parents passed away when I was 3 and 5, his sister passed away a long time ago, and his brother was stillborn, so I'm the only one left, and I got married so my name changed. Hubby and I thought that when we have kids, if 2 are boys, we may give 1 my maiden name.

I was going to go read about supersperm, what's the thread title?

That is a nice idea! I'm sure your Dad would be proud to have a namesake. My Dad is so proud of his grandchildren, but the only one that would have our sir-name, to carry on, is a girl... so that doesn't work.

Both sets of my grandparents have been gone for yrs. and more good friends and extended family than I could list, but it must have been hard for you to lose everyone on your Dad's side of the family. So I can see why your hubby and you would want to do that!

HAHAHAHA! Uhmmm, just click on my name, and then my answered questions.

Here it is.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/child-teen-health/pregnancy-worries-224399.html

All I can say is wow... I remember my mom asking when I was 14 if I knew how babies were made. I'm like yeah mom, for about the last 5 years. I shpuldve scared the crap out of her and told her that I didn't until my boyfriend showed me, but I didn't have a boyfriend, so that wouldn't have worked. Also would have gotten me in hot water for, oh, the rest of my life. Sorry about not capitalizing the beginning of sentences and no punctuation, but I'm on a cell phone, so it's a pain in the butt.

And now mom is doing the 'i want grandbabies' song and dance.

I had to come back here, or I was going to lose my mind and say something not 'sa nice to another teen (or troll, not sure) Ehhh, I think I'm done for the night. I will sign off with our usual calm down words! BUBBLES, BUBBLES, BUBBLES! ;)

Have a good.. uhmm night or morn toad, since I don't know where you live. It's 3:30am here! *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's* Nitey Night!

You too and its 607 am here.

Hey all, anyone here, Toad, I see you're online, or did you forget to log off?

Hee, hee, Toad, I like it. :)

I'm mowing the yard... be back later though

ALTY!! I have to go... there is No one watching the farm!!

Farm? Did I miss something? Eek, is this a sign of sinility?;)

String man? Are you sitting outside watching the crops grow again? LOL! Or are you just outstanding in your field?

I'm watching the grass grow, and the kids, wow, slow mo is fun! ;)

I'm bored, don't want to clean, Hubby's going golfing and I'm stuck at home, again! I need a girls night out, any takers?

OO, OO, Pick me, Pick me! *arm up in the air*

I choose, hmmm, Starby? ;)

Now, wherever shall we go? Whatever shall we do? You any good at pool, darts, kareoke? ;)

Give me lots 'o' beer, and I believe I am very good at all of those things! In fact, I think I may even be the champion! Yeess Yeess, I believe I am! I just don't know why everyone leaves when I sing? They probably ran out of money, and felt bad for not tipping me! Yeah, that's it!

Giggle, lub you Starby, you made me smile, that's a pretty mean feat today. ;)

The kids are driving me nuts, I have a whiny princess and prince, HELP!!

Do they have Karaoke bars in Aruba, Jamaica,. oooo I want to take you... Bermuda, Bahama's c'mon pretty mama... Key Largo, Montego,. LOL!