[Allheart]

Compliments of Mr. Allheart - Hope it makes you chuckle :D

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?


For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt!”. Well, thanks for my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Bumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and the produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Tow of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt, “ you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

[Rockabilly1955mama]

Hahahahahahaha! I love it!!

[Rockabilly1955mama]

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?


For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, “You don't know Jack Schitt!”. Well, thanks for my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Oh goodness!!
I near fell off my chair I was laughing so hard! I have to show this to my co-worker!
Hahaha

[Allheart]

Rock did you get that top from Ebay??

[shygrneyzs]

Roflmao. Please tell Mr Allheart that his genealogy research into this forever question has provided me with great joy. Love it. Thank you very very much. Hugs.

[Rockabilly1955mama]

Rock did you get that top from Ebay?????

Oh yes! I did! Now the bad part is waiting for it to arrive!
Lol!

[Allheart]

Oh yes! As a matter of fact I did! Now the bad part is waiting for it to arrive!
lol!

Awesome Rock!

[Rockabilly1955mama]

Thank you allheart!!

[J_9]

OMG, AH!! Just the laugh I so desperately needed!!

I nearly piddled my pants!!

Mr. Allheart is quite the geneologist!!

[Allheart]

OMG, AH!!! Just the laugh I so desperately needed!!!

I nearly piddled my pants!!!

Mr. Allheart is quite the geneologist!!!!

Oh he's the prankser allright. Someone actually gave this to him in work, but he wanted to share with you. ;)

Many hugs

[magprob]

I'm related to the Niagra Falls Schitts. My relatives on my fathers, mothers side were the Schitts. I remember as a small child, during a big family reunion, we had the Schitts at our house for about a week.

[Allheart]

I'm related to the Niagra Falls Schitts. My relatives on my fathers, mothers side were the Schitts. I remember as a small child, during a big family reunion, we had the Schitts at our house for about a week.

LOL must have been a lot of little Schitts running around :p

[curlybenswife]

Hehehehehehehe funny I love it :D

[Superfly999]

Sigh every time I come to this part of the forum I end up almost laughing out loud in my quite little accounting class :P