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    May 15, 2007, 05:30 AM
    Manly Tuesday
    A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

    "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
    The woman     replies, "I'll miss you..."
    --------------------------------- ---------------

    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
    "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
    A: A rumor

    A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that beca use they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husbandWhoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her handsThe man wished for a female companion 30 years younger

    Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!    Gotta love that fairy!

    Dear LordI pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
    ------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------
    Q: Why do little boys whine?
    A: They are practicing to be men

    Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
    A: Trustworthy


    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
    A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough

    Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
    A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals:)
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    May 15, 2007, 05:32 AM
    OW MY EYES!!!
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    May 15, 2007, 05:37 AM
    Sorry, but copy and paste is a skill, editing is boring. Besides I wear my sunglasses at night
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    May 15, 2007, 08:55 AM
    But the monkeys said that editing shakespear was fun so you liez! And besides you were inside with the lights on even though it was night.

    *EDIT* OH NOES!
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    May 15, 2007, 10:10 AM
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