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    Apr 4, 2007, 03:14 AM
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    Dropped Your Wallet

    Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, "That's the first time I've ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."





    Gathering Chickens

    The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.

    "Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve of them."

    "Well, you did real good, son," the farmer beamed. "You left with seven."





    Red Fire Fighter

    There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.

    Four and eight makes 12.

    There are 12 inches in a ruler.

    Queen Elizabeth is a ruler.

    The Queen Elizabeth was a ship.

    Ships sail in the sea.

    The sea has fish.

    Fish have fins.

    The Finns are always fighting the Russians.

    Russians are known as "red".

    Fire engines are always rushin', and that's why they're red.
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    Apr 4, 2007, 03:53 AM
    Worth a giggle as always T-man!

    :)

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