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momincali · Feb 28, 2007, 09:16 PM

This was emailed to me... I got a good chuckle out of it!

DON'T MESS WITH MOM

My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.

"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'

It says I need not clean my room,
don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
and I sure don't have to pray.

I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
get tattoos from head to toe.

And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
with th e marks on my behind.

Don't you ever touch me,
my body's only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.

Don't preach about your morals,
like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!

Mom, I have these children's rights,
so you can't influence me,
or I'll call Children's Services Division,
better known as "C.S.D."

Mom's Reply and Thoughts

Of course my first instinct was
to toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
made me think a little more.

I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.
Next day I took him shopping
at the local Goodwill Store..
I told him, "Pick out all you want,
There's shirts & pants galore.

I've called and checked with C.S.D .
Who said they didn't care
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of Nike Airs.

I've canceled that appointment
To take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. is unconcerned
So I'll decide what's best."

I said "No time to stop an d eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch.

Just save the raging appetite,
And wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
A favorite dish of mine."

He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?"
"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on my car.

I also rented! Out your room,

You'll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D. requires
Just a roof over your head.

Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
Will buy me something neat.

I'm selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!

Oh and by the way your cell phone bill
Came in the mail today
So get ready to fork out the cash
Or work so you can pay.

Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
Instead of C.S.D.. "

So what's the lesson learned today?
Lets think before we speak
Look all around, see what you have
Before that bad critique.

Maybe you ought to thank your mom,
Show some appreciation.
Or sharpen your pencil so you can
Fill out that job application.

With Love,
M.O.M.

(Mean Old Mother)

RubyPitbull · Mar 1, 2007, 07:39 AM

That is a great one! :)

curlybenswife · Mar 1, 2007, 07:43 AM

:D I love it

momincali · Mar 1, 2007, 11:06 AM

My teenage daughter saw this one and asked me if she needed to start hiding her assets... got her on her toes, that's good.

lilli · Apr 8, 2007, 09:33 PM

LOL!! I loved that!! Just what I needed tonight... a nice little "pick me up" after a LONG day with my 3 beloved "teens"!!
GOD bless and Happy Easter!!

J_9 · Apr 9, 2007, 04:48 AM

Oh that was WONDERFUL!!

louie1 · Apr 9, 2007, 05:25 AM

Excellent!!

SoonToBeMumOf5 · Aug 6, 2007, 04:04 PM

Haha that's cool

jrb252000 · Aug 8, 2007, 04:58 PM

LOL I can't wait till my son is a teenager I will have some ammunition ready... ty

alkalineangel · Aug 9, 2007, 09:04 AM

So funny... lol.

Treeny · Sep 14, 2007, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by momincali

This was emailed to me...I got a good chuckle out of it!

DON'T MESS WITH MOM

My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.

"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'

It says I need not clean my room,
don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
and I sure don't have to pray.

I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
get tattoos from head to toe.

And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
with th e marks on my behind.

Don't you ever touch me,
my body's only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.

Don't preach about your morals,
like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!

Mom, I have these children's rights,
so you can't influence me,
or I'll call Children's Services Division,
better known as "C.S.D."

Mom's Reply and Thoughts

Of course my first instinct was
to toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
made me think a little more.

I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.
Next day I took him shopping
at the local Goodwill Store..
I told him, "Pick out all you want,
there's shirts & pants galore.

I've called and checked with C.S.D .
who said they didn't care
if I bought you K-Mart shoes
instead of Nike Airs.

I've canceled that appointment
to take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. is unconcerned
so I'll decide what's best."

I said "No time to stop an d eat,
or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
to make your own sack lunch.

Just save the raging appetite,
and wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
a favorite dish of mine."

He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
to watch on my VCR?"
"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
for new tires on my car.

I also rented! out your room,

you'll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D. requires
just a roof over your head.

Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
will buy me something neat.

I'm selling off your jet ski,
dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!

Oh and by the way your cell phone bill
came in the mail today
So get ready to fork out the cash
or work so you can pay.

Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
instead of C.S.D..?"

So what's the lesson learned today?
Lets think before we speak
Look all around, see what you have
before that bad critique.

Maybe you ought to thank your mom,
show some appreciation.
Or sharpen your pencil so you can
fill out that job application.

With Love,
M.O.M.

(Mean Old Mother)

LOVED THIS!
I printed it out to show my teens!