[Wondergirl]

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. Now it's syncing.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst kind.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Broken pencils are really pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? The saurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of Communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington was obviously the government's fault.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Velcro. What a rip off!

[Athos]

Puns...

groan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[odinn7]

Whew... lol... some of them were real bad. :p

[Curlyben]

Is this YOUR coat ?

[mygirlsdad77]

Good stuff.

[joypulv]

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bakery?
Napoleon Blownapart.

Why did Superman cross the road?
He didn't have his capon.

[joypulv]

Most of them are new to me and I thought I'd heard them all!

[Wondergirl]

One of the women from my library writers' group sent it to me. She sends me about three forwards a week.

[klarsenartwork]

One of the women from my library writers' group sent it to me. She sends me about three forwards a week.

My children are subjected to my puns, I laugh they groan.

What is the ocean's Porpoise?

I saw an injured manatee and said, "Oh, the humanity."

I have more but maybe I should stop.