[Tuscany]

After a long night of making love he notices a photo of another
> >man
> > >>on
> > >> >> > her nightstand by the bed.
> > >> >> > He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
> > >> >> > "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
> > >> >> > "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
> > >> >> > "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
> > >> >> > "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
> > >>reassured.
> > >> >> > "No, no, no!!!" she answers.
> > >> >> > "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
> > >> >> > "That's me before the surgery."

[RubyPitbull]

Lol. An oldie but always a goodie! :)