[smoothy]

1. The nicest thing about the future is.. . It always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important.. . because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9. Scratch a cat.. . And you will have a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at for a.m. - like, it could be the right number.
13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
14. Life isn't tied with a bow.. . But it's still a gift.
15. Be careful about reading the fine print.. . There's no way you're going to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is not everybody has the same size bucket.
17. Do you realize in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)
18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Yugo.
19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.
20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind.. . And the ones that mind don't matter.

[tickle]

Thanks for that smoothy and Ahmen. I liked no, 17 because there is already a 69 year old lady running around with tats!

[smoothy]

Thanks for that smoothy and Ahmen. I liked no, 17 because there is already a 69 year old lady running around with tats!!

Now picture a 69 year old with a tramp stamp that looks like a Dhali Lama painting... :eek:

[tickle]

Now picture a 69 year old with a tramp stamp that looks like a Dhali Lama painting....:eek:

Are you thick or what smooth. I was referring to me, being 69 with tats, not all over but in some very attractive spots that are in pretty good shape. I don't know what your standards are where you come come, but they are pretty high up here where I come from.

[smoothy]

Are you thick or what smooth. I was referring to me, being 69 with tats, not all over but in some very attractive spots that are in pretty good shape. I don't know what your standards are where you come come, but they are pretty high up here where I come from.

Yeah... I'm a little thick sometimes... had no idea you were anywhere near that old. Or had tats.

I've seen a few 69 year olds that were in far better shape than some 20 year olds I've seen.

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Yeah...I'm a little thick sometimes....had no idea you were anywhere near that old. Or had tats.

I've seen a few 69 year olds that were in far better shape than some 20 year olds I've seen.

Ha, you just redeemed yourself! Good, you are a 'smooth' talker after all:p

[smoothy]

Ha, you just redeemed yourself! Good, you are a 'smooth' talker after all:p

Heck.. my WIFE is a 47 year old that still looks better in a string bikini than most of the 20 something year olds you see at the beach, (she's in better physical condition too, because she actively takes great care of herself)... so I know there are plenty out there.