[possessed]

I own a remote ceiling fan that seems to have a mind of its own? I can put the remote on auto and set the room temp so the fan should come on low and nothing happens, walk away and at some point the fan will just turn on by itself. Other times nothing will happen at all. Sometimes when I try to put it on low manually it will just come on high. The light doesn't always work and it just makes up its own mind which direction it wants to turn. Do you think my fan is possessed. I have changed batteries, tried all of the 16 configurations of the 4 switches in the remote and nothing seems to be working, can you please help me with my haunted fan, I know its almost Halloween but not fun anymore. Thank you! Jeff