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    Aug 19, 2010, 05:02 AM
    Old nun visits construction workers
    An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.

    She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers; and talk with them.

    She took her lunch over to the spot where the men were eating.

    Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked:

    "And do you men know Jesus Christ?"

    They shook their heads and looked at each other.. very confused.

    One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"

    One of the steelworkers yelled down, "Why?"

    The worker yelled back,

    "'Cause his wife's here with his lunch."
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    Aug 19, 2010, 07:41 AM
    Lol! :)
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    Aug 19, 2010, 09:44 AM

    Very subtle pun as well as the shock ending. Well done, sir.
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    Aug 19, 2010, 09:49 AM

    Hehe haha, melikes a good clean joke. I did like that one that was passed along to me. :)
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    Aug 21, 2010, 07:49 PM

    Very cute:)
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    Aug 21, 2010, 08:08 PM

    Good one!

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