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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
> >> > who
> >>seemed
> >> > to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
> >> >
> >> > As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
> >> > and
> >>told
> >> > us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
> >> > landing
> >>the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put
> >>your trays up, that would be super."
> >> >
> >> > On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
> >> > rather
> >>Arabic looking woman hadn'tmoved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear
> >>me over
> >
> >>those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so
> >>the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
> >> >
> >> > She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called
> >> > a
> >>Princess and I take orders from no one."
> >> >
> >> > To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing
> >> > a beat,
> >
> >>"Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
> >>Tray-up, ."