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    Dec 21, 2009, 04:07 AM
    Christmas Groaners
    What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Frost bite.

    What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
    Claustrophobic.

    What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    Snowflakes.

    What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
    Tinselitis.

    What do elves learn in school?
    The elf-abet.

    Why does Santa slide down chimneys?
    Because it soots him.

    Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace?
    He wanted to sleep like a log.
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    Dec 21, 2009, 06:52 AM

    Thanks for the smile (and the groan). :)
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    Dec 21, 2009, 07:53 AM

    Nice Clough :)
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    #4

    Dec 21, 2009, 08:33 AM

    :: holding nose ::

    Great stuff, Clough!
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    Dec 21, 2009, 09:03 AM
    I smiled and groaned, thought they were cute:)
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    Dec 21, 2009, 10:55 PM
    I know, they're kind of lame... But, kids should like them!

    Do you like my Christmas colors, though? :)

    Thanks!
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    Dec 21, 2009, 10:56 PM

    Sure do Clough! :)

    It must have taken quite some time to set all up!
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    Dec 21, 2009, 11:01 PM

    Easy to read and understand Clough, thanks for that.
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    Dec 21, 2009, 11:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Easy to read and understand Clough, thanks for that.
    I thought that you might appreciate something easy and light considering the "heavy" things you have to go through everyday, Stringer!

    I'm not sure that I understand all of the "groaners", though... :confused:

    The coloring part was what I really enjoyed! :D

    Thanks!
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    Dec 21, 2009, 11:11 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    I thought that you might appreciate something easy and light considering the "heavy" things you have to go through everyday, Stringer!

    I'm not sure that I understand all of the "groaners", though... :confused:

    The coloring part was what I really enjoyed! :D

    Thanks!
    Yes, looked great! A bit too much red (I think), can't see that color (or green for that matter).

    Should you ask how I knew there was red there... I made an assumption... red=Christmas?
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    Dec 21, 2009, 11:16 PM
    Wait 'till you see my next Christmas joke thread! I don't know if I'll get away with it...

    Thanks!
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    Dec 21, 2009, 11:17 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Wait 'till you see my next Christmas joke thread! I don't know if I'll get away with it...

    Thanks!
    Go for it... wth right?
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    Dec 21, 2009, 11:19 PM
    With right? :confused:

    Thanks!
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    Dec 21, 2009, 11:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    With right?? :confused:

    Thanks!
    Nope... What the h*ll (wth) :)

    Night now, sleepy.
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    Dec 21, 2009, 11:48 PM
    It's posted.

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...es-427194.html

    Thanks!
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