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    Dec 4, 2009, 06:56 PM
    Two Babies
    A Jewish baby and a Christian baby are in the hospital talking. The Christian baby says "what are you in for?", the Jewish baby says "I'm getting my tonsils out", the Christian baby says, "that's not so bad, they let you eat ice cream and soon you're back to normal." The Jewish baby says "what are you in for?" and he says "I'm getting a circumcision." The Jewish baby says "You're not going to like that, I got that done on the day I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"
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    Dec 4, 2009, 07:41 PM

    Haha, nice!
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    Dec 4, 2009, 08:05 PM

    Haha!!

    That's was pretty good.
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    Dec 4, 2009, 09:46 PM
    Ha ha poor thing.
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    Dec 4, 2009, 11:04 PM

    Lol! Good one earl! :)
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