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    Nov 2, 2006, 08:31 AM
    Child Support Check
    LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!
    Today my baby girl's 18th birthday I be so glad that this be my last
    Child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those
    Damn payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house,
    And when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check
    Over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be
    Getting from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression
    On yo mama's face."
    So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear
    What she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.
    Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout
    That?"
    She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" . And watch the
    'spression on yo face.
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    Nov 2, 2006, 08:32 AM
    I so love black talk.
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    Nov 2, 2006, 08:35 AM
    O_o...


    Gahahahahahaha!

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