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    Sep 4, 2009, 05:26 PM
    Too Soon?
    Did you hear the name of Ted Kennedys new lawyer team for the Chappaquitik (sp) case?

    Winer
    Diner
    D1cker
    And
    Dunker
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    Sep 4, 2009, 05:32 PM
    I heard that one about the time your daddy got that gleam in his eye.

    I prefer my firm: Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
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    Sep 4, 2009, 05:52 PM
    I heard it a long time ago also, but no one ever got the joke. I thought maybe now was the time. (being in the news and all)

    I like yours too!:)
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    Sep 4, 2009, 05:56 PM
    Hey! They took away part of my joke and I had to edit.
    It was funnier the other way.:D
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    Sep 4, 2009, 05:58 PM
    My age? I was born when Rock Around the Clock hit number one. What was playing in your L & D?
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    Sep 4, 2009, 06:20 PM
    Bobbie Darin 'Mack the knife' and I still love that song!:D
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    Sep 4, 2009, 06:27 PM
    Here's a few more that I heard. Bill Clinton is asking Ted for advice about the Monica Lewinsky incident and Ted says "You should have driven her home!"

    A bridge with strong guardrails is being installed somewhere in Massachusetts, and people call it Kennedy proof.

    Ted Kennedy triathalon, drink, drive, swim.

    A new movie about the Kennedys will be made soon, Robert Deniro will gain 150 pounds to play Ted! (He gained 60 pounds for the movie Raging Bull.)

    Home of Massachusetts Fatboy Senior Senator Ted Kennedy!
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    Sep 4, 2009, 06:34 PM
    Check this version out

    YouTube - Mack the Knife- Frank Sinatra and Jimmy Buffett
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    Sep 4, 2009, 06:44 PM
    That was great, they changed the words a little, but cool. I was hoping to see it performed, but was happy with the other pics. Always had a soft spot for Dean Martin (got a little misty eyed), he is my perfect man. From the show to comedy to Matt Helm. Loved it all :D

    Thanks, that was fun!
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    Sep 4, 2009, 06:53 PM
    Don't forget the Frier's Club
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    Sep 5, 2009, 02:26 AM
    Just Dahlia agrees: I don't remember the Friers club?

    You don't remember the Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts? That was the very first example of summer fill-in TV being better than what it replaced.
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