[Alty]

Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test.

The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall.

After half an hour, he still hasn’t come out – and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is OK. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn.

Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. “I’ve tried everything,” he says. “I’ve pulled it, I’ve twisted it, I’ve even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can’t open this damn jar!”

:p

[KISS]

Or " I used my left hand, my right hand, hot water, cold water and I still can't get the jar open"

[friend4u178]

LOL... nobody come in here :)

[shazamataz]

Hahaha nice one :D