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    Couchcarrot Posts: 590, Reputation: 41
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    #1

    May 9, 2009, 08:36 AM
    Let's Hear if for Bob!
    Employee Evaluation
    Be sure to read through to the bottom...

    1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
    2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
    3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
    4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
    5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
    6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
    7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
    8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
    9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
    10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
    11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
    12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
    13 executed as soon as possible.

    Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
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    #2

    May 9, 2009, 09:02 AM

    Hahaha, good one!
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    #3

    May 9, 2009, 11:06 AM

    So you want poor old Bob executed as soon as possible? Probably won't happen, but you can dream, can't you?? Love it!
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    #4

    May 9, 2009, 11:30 AM
    A new rewrite to an old classic. It's still hilarious!
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    #5

    May 9, 2009, 11:43 AM

    Lol cleaver :D
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    #6

    May 14, 2009, 08:20 AM

    Very cleaver :)
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    #7

    Jul 28, 2009, 11:11 AM

    That was genius and gave me a good laugh
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    #8

    Jul 30, 2009, 03:00 PM

    Loved It!
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    #9

    Jul 31, 2009, 03:26 AM

    Wrong... just. Wrong.

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