[Couchcarrot]

Employee Evaluation
Be sure to read through to the bottom...

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

[shazamataz]

Hahaha, good one!

[twinkiedooter]

So you want poor old Bob executed as soon as possible? Probably won't happen, but you can dream, can't you?? Love it!

[Catsmine]

A new rewrite to an old classic. It's still hilarious!

[albear]

Lol cleaver :D

[oscarlicous]

Very cleaver :)

[adam_89]

That was genius and gave me a good laugh

[rex123]

Loved It!

[Chey5782]

Wrong... just. Wrong.