[none12345]

Lol okay guys this might be a little off topic but I found something ironic about AMHD.

Okay so yah I was reading a thread and this person wants to know how to get his ex back.

I see comments of people posting saying the relationship is over and that they should go to NC and disappear from their life.

Than I went up to read their question again, and just under their question I see an ad saying.

"Have you broken up with your ex. Heres a proven way of how to get them back"

Lolz just wanted to share that with you guys I thought it was weird XD

- none12345

[ISneezeFunny]

... noney, those are ads...

Ad companies generally "read" or use certain words from posts to post related topics.

Same thing with Google and other ad companies.

So... not... really... ironic.

[thoughtiwastheman]

Want to know what's really funny? Its easy to get your ex back. What's hard is how to keep her after getting back together. Why you ask? Because you guys are coming back together and are completely different people. You think you know her and she thinks she knows you, and both of you end up doing and saying things that no longer apply to one another. Before you know it the relationship is over as soon as it began because of irreconcilable differences... lol. Oh yeah, lets not forget the jealousy or rather suspicion that comes into play when each other's time apart is questioned. Bottom line, ads are bullsh%t so don't get any funny ideas or your hopes up.

[none12345]

lol had my fair share of the ads XD its all to make money =P

[mudweiser]

The thing is that those ad's WORK!

They give you magic spells and tips like:

Break into their homes; cover their bed with rose petals, make a walkway lined with lighted candles and lay on their bed in a suggestive pose with a cheetah thong.


They also provide you with translations like:

What is a restraining order?

A restraining order is just your ex playing hard to get. They wants to see if you pass the test and think your above the law. This is an automatic turn on. Remember when they are surprised to see you past your 100 yard limit they're actually happy and speechless.


They also provide you with handy things like:
-Binoculars
-Super sound devices that make whispers into SCREAMS
-Duct tape
-Zip ties
-Chloroform
-A trench coat



It REALLY works!



Sarah

[none12345]

OMG lol now I really have to get it and but I got my whole day's pay to buy it!! =P

[mudweiser]

You should ;)

Sarah

[talaniman]

Those adsense ads appear in the posts of those who have accounts (ME) and are paid to the poster, by clicking on them, the more the merrier.

I have no clue where the advertisements lead though.

[mudweiser]

I have no clue where the advertisements lead though.

The ex ads eventually lead you to the back of a cop car Tal;)

Sarah