[excon]

Hello experts:

I whack off a lot. I notice that my cat doesn't whack off at all. My cat doesn't pay rent either. If I can get my cat to whack off, does that mean she'll start paying rent?

excon

[mudweiser]

Haha this is too funny excon.
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It depends.. what kind of cat is she?

Sarah

[Synnen]

Are you being naughty, Excon?

[excon]

Are you being naughty, Excon?

Hi Syn:

Nahhh. I'm interested in my cat's sexual well being.

excon

[Curlyben]

But how old is your cat?

[excon]

But how old is your cat ??

Hi ben:

OMG, she's not over 18. Is there a statute about that?

excon

[smoothy]

Is your cat named PAT by any chance?





(refer to PAT of Saturday night live fame for the reference)

[nikosmom]

Hello experts:

I whack off a lot. I notice that my cat doesn't whack off at all. My cat doesn't pay rent either. If I can get my cat to whack off, does that mean she'll start paying rent?

excon

No.

Yes.

Nah, I'm going to stick with No.

How do you know your cat's not whacking off? Maybe just when you're not around. A sneaky way to get you to pay all the rent. :rolleyes:

[shazamataz]

Maybe she is doing it while you are aslepp.
I must disapprove of you wanting to watch her masturbate when she is not 18 yet.
This is classed as rape and you could be taken to the pound.

[Synnen]

So now we're talking about underaged cats?

That might be enough to get this thread shut down...

[nikosmom]

Is cat a pet name?

Wait, I think I untentionally made a funny. Or an almost-funny.

[shazamataz]

Hahaha, I didn't make the connection until you said it NM :o

[mudweiser]

Excon, is it this cat? I've seen her around..




Sarah

[shazamataz]

Well no wonder you don't see her whacking off... she's so fat her paws can't reach!

[smoothy]

Well no wonder you don't see her whacking off... she's so fat her paws can't reach!

that and the nails are just too sharp... ouch... :eek:

[liz28]

Excon never fails to amazes me. You must not have one dull moment in your day to day life.

[excon]

Hello again:

Jeez. Ask a serious question, and this is what I get?? I'm just going to stick with the cat porn. I'm kind of short on next months rent.

excon

[mudweiser]

Hello again:

Jeez. Ask a serious question, and this is what I get??? I'm just gonna stick with the cat porn. I'm kinda short on next months rent.

excon

Try getting more cats and run a brothel.

Call it the Kitty Ranch.

Sarah

[Alty]

Does she lick herself Exy?

You know why dogs lick themselves right?

Because they can! :)

[Alty]

I might get in trouble for this one.

Mods, I hope this pic is okay to post, if not, I apologize in advance.