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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE being UNDER MY
BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM...

“I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's
somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come
Talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of
Those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you
Ever come back to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
Lot of money!

A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that
Money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so?' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask,
Did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there
Now! '

[mudweiser]

Where do you get these jokes!

Ha ha!

Sarah

[nitelight198073]

Love it lol

[shazamataz]

Hahaha, never saw that coming... loved it! :D

[Catsmine]

Excellent... LMAO

[twinkiedooter]

Gee - makes you wonder about shrinks, dosen't it?

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mudwiser:

I can't tell my source. My source is incompatible with the values of AMHD.