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    Apr 18, 2009, 09:36 AM
    Little Johnny
    Little Johnny was sitting in class

    His teacher started asking everyone about what they did on the weekend

    "What did you do little Suzie"? The teacher asked

    "I went to the zoo with my daddy" Little Suzie replied

    "That's great" The teacher replied "What about you Little Lisa?"

    "I went to the beach with my mummy" Little Lisa replied

    "That sounds fun" The teacher said "And what about you Little Johhny, what did you do?"

    "I spent the weekend sticking fire crackers up frogs ar$e$" Little Johhny replied

    "Rectum!" The teacher said shocked

    "Fu#k*n oath it wrecked 'em!"
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    Apr 18, 2009, 07:53 PM

    OMG lol
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    Apr 18, 2009, 07:57 PM

    Haha. WOW

    I have a joke too!

    Two buddies are hunting in the woods when one says to the other, “Hey, i can see your house from here…and, wait! Your wife is in her room with some other guy.”

    The other says: “Alright, shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the privates.”

    The buddy replies: “Easy. I can make that in one shot.”

    Sarah
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    Apr 18, 2009, 10:49 PM

    LMAO... now that's funny :)
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    Apr 19, 2009, 04:45 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post

    The buddy replies: “Easy. I can make that in one shot.”

    Sarah
    It took me a minute to get that one :o
    Lol when I got it though!
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