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    Feb 19, 2009, 01:38 AM
    Spanish Words of the Day
    Cheese
    The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
    Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.

    Mushroom
    When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

    Shoulder
    My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read
    So I shoulder.

    TEXAS
    My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

    July
    Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!

    Juarez
    One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'

    Chicken
    I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

    Wheelchair
    We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

    Chicken wing
    My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing

    Harassment
    My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
    Harassment noting to me.

    Bishop
    My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

    Body wash
    I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
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    Feb 21, 2009, 03:02 PM

    Pick the bishop! My favorite!
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    #3

    Feb 21, 2009, 04:37 PM

    Lol, me too
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    #4

    Feb 22, 2009, 04:49 AM

    Classics!! LOL!
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    Mar 2, 2009, 08:46 PM

    Great! LMAO
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    Mar 3, 2009, 12:31 AM

    Just too cute! This really was funny. Great one!
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    Mar 3, 2009, 06:17 AM
    Harassment was my favorite. All good.
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    Mar 3, 2009, 06:30 AM

    The harassment one is my favorite too! :)
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