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    Feb 18, 2009, 08:31 PM
    Open foot, insert mouth
    A newly-hired CEO wants to make an impression on employees, that he won't stand for "slacking". Entering the main work area, he spots a man leaning against the wall, completely uninvolved in anything productive. The CEO approaches the man and asks, "How much do you make?" The man responds, "$400 per week." Reaching into his pocket, the CEO produces a roll of cash, hands the man $1600 and says, "There's 4 weeks' pay, now beat it and don't ever come back!" The man takes the cash and leaves. Feeling pretty good about himself in the wake of this demonstration, the CEO asks the remaining employees, "Just what was that loser's job here?" After a moment of awkward silence, a timid voice from the back of the room replied, "He's the delivery guy from Domino's."
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    Feb 18, 2009, 08:47 PM

    Yep, bosses are not too bright on too many occasions and this was a perfect example. I'm still chuckling over this one.
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    Feb 18, 2009, 09:05 PM

    LOL... don't tell me the Dominoe's guy wasn't in uniform :)
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    Feb 18, 2009, 09:28 PM

    Boy did he learn his lesson. Thanks for the laugh. :)
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