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    Feb 17, 2009, 05:02 PM
    Bible class.
    Jill always falls asleep in Bible class. One day the teacher noticed she was sleeping, and asked her, "Who died on the cross for our sins?"

    Her friend poked her in the back and she yelled out ”Jesus.”

    The next day, somebody asked her who died on the cross for our sins.

    Her friend poked her in the back again and she yelled out "Jesus.”

    The next day, she was sleeping in Bible class again and the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam in the garden?”
    Her friend poked her in the back again and Jill yelled out,

    "If you poke me with that thing one more time I’m going to break it off!”
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    Feb 17, 2009, 06:12 PM

    Classic.. LOL!
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