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    stephen19690_2 Posts: 33, Reputation: 1
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    Jan 14, 2009, 01:26 AM
    Who can answer this joke
    OK I now the answer being a farmer and all but my 7 year old thought it would be funny to put it up here OK so if a rooster sits on a peaked roof with a 8 in 12 slop which way does the egg fall to the front the house or back
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    Jan 14, 2009, 02:11 AM

    Well I'm from Texas and can tell ya' fur sur that roosters don't lay eggs where I come from!!
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    Jan 14, 2009, 04:54 AM
    Why did the rooster cross the road? 'Cause he wasn't no chicken!
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    Jan 14, 2009, 09:44 AM

    Last time I looked roosters definitely don't lay eggs, the hen does.
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    Jan 14, 2009, 10:24 AM

    All my Roosters lay eggs. Is that not normal? Haha j/k
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