[rebeccastrean22]

This kid was graduating high school and he shares a bunk bed with his little brother.
He brings over his girlfriend and he says
"If you want a new position say lettuce"
"If you want it harder say tomato "
So they get to doing it she says
Lettuce,
Tomato,
Lettuce,
Tomato,
Stop!Stop!Stop! Pull out I can't get pregnant
The little brother yells up there can you guys stop making sandwiches up there your getting manyiose all over my face lol

[adam_89]

Wow, that is the oldest joke that I thought I would never see in my life again.