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    Oct 15, 2008, 04:48 PM
    And then the fight started.
    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

    My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.

    I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

    'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
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    Oct 15, 2008, 04:53 PM

    This is the funniest joke I've heard in a very long time - I have already emailed it to my best friend.
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    Oct 15, 2008, 04:58 PM

    LOL , glad you liked it Judy... another :)

    A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,

    'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

    The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
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