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    May 23, 2006, 06:08 PM
    Questions that could have changed History
    Heard these on the radio - thought it might make a good thread...

    Greorge Bush Sr. "Do you think I should have a vasectomy ??"

    Col. Saunders. "You will tell me if this chicken tastes like crap won't you?"


    And one I thought of myself...

    Tony Blair. "Do you honestly think the Labour Party won't realise that I'm a Tory ?"

    Oooohh - and another

    1st Mate of Titanic "Captain - are you sure they said it was unsinkable?"


    Come on folks and folkesses - get your thinking caps on.
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    I regard all beings mostly by their consciousness and little else
    		  
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    May 23, 2006, 06:12 PM
    Abe Lincoln: Aw honey, haven't we done enough theatre for a while?
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    May 24, 2006, 02:40 AM
    Jeffrey Dahlmer: When I grow up, I'm going to be a vegetarian :O sick I know
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    Jun 20, 2006, 09:28 PM
    Black Man = I wonder what would happen if the white man were slaves?
    Watergate = We should have hid the files better.
    Ponce de leon = Do you think I should go north?
    John Wilks Booth = I don't know man I don't think I should
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    I regard all beings mostly by their consciousness and little else
    		  
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    Jun 21, 2006, 04:47 AM
    Apollo 13: Problem? What probem. No Houston, are you kidding me? We don't have any problems here!
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    Jun 21, 2006, 04:56 AM
    God: "Shall I have more than one day off? I think ill have more than one day off"
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    Jun 21, 2006, 05:28 AM
    Bill Gates: Can I change my major?
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    Jun 21, 2006, 06:09 AM
    1. Lewis & Clark - Lets turn around there's going to be nothing their.
    2. Henry Ford - What the hell am I thinking I can't build a car.
    3. Customer asks Col. Sanders - What's your secret? Well it's..
    4. Indians tell pilgrims - You need to turn back and go home were not feeding you.
    5. Ho chi min (Before Vietnam) -Communism? I'm not going into communism with you?
    6. Fidal Castro - FIRE!
    7. Martin Luther King - Mabe I should have bobbed and weaved?(I know it's a little racial and i'm sorry if i offend anyone).
    8. John Wilkes Booth - Dang Gun it's jammed.
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    Jun 21, 2006, 11:36 AM
    Jesus asked 2000 years ago and today, "Who do YOU say that I am?" The answer to that question has been changing history every since it was first asked Peter.
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    Jun 21, 2006, 12:34 PM
    Adam: No thanks, Eve... apples give me the sh**s!
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