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    speedball1 Posts: 29,301, Reputation: 1939
    Eternal Plumber
     
    #1

    May 14, 2006, 08:48 AM
    A Sad Passing
    >Sad news...
    >
    > Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
    >community.
    > The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
    >complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
    >
    > Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
    Celebrities
    >turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
    Jack,
    >the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
    Captain
    >Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
    >
    > Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
    Man
    >who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
    >business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
    >considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
    >schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty
    Old
    >man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
    >
    > Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
    And
    >Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
    >elderly father, Pop Tart.
    >
    > The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
    >
    > If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
    >occasion and take the time to pass it on and share that smile with
    Someone
    >else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

    I realize this doesn't have a thing to do with plumbing. I just thought I'd give you guys a Sunday Morning chuckle. I figured yawall kneaded one so I passed it on. Cheers, Tom
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    dclynch Posts: 202, Reputation: 19
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    #2

    May 14, 2006, 09:40 AM
    Groan, spammed by the guru :-))

    It was funny, though.
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    fredg Posts: 4,926, Reputation: 674
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    #3

    May 14, 2006, 09:42 AM
    Speedball, you've done it again.
    Very good!
    Maybe if he was buried in the kitchen sink, it would time for a plumber's question!

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