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    Aug 8, 2008, 10:42 PM
    Pick up lines (that may or may not have worked)
    Let's do this one for funsies.

    Pick up lines that you've tried and worked/didn't work... and had a good story to go with it.

    Don't put up random "Did it hurt...y'know, when you fell from heaven?" type ones unless you ended up drunkenly picking up your own aunt or something ;)
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    Aug 8, 2008, 10:45 PM
    How many camels for you?

    -- some random guy in Turkey, trying to buy my friend
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    Aug 8, 2008, 10:47 PM
    Cuanto cuesta? (translated... How much?)

    -- my buddy and me... in Spain... to random girls in the bars. (tried and true, this works about 70% of the time)
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    Aug 8, 2008, 10:48 PM
    My name is Harold... and this is Kumar!

    -- again, same buddy and me... in Amsterdam. (I'm Asian, he's Indian... it worked beautifully)
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    Aug 9, 2008, 02:44 PM
    My brother (now a senior in college) told me some that he's heard around at the bar:

    * Whoa, was that an earthquake... or did I just rock your world? <----my personal fav

    * Did you just fart?. cauz' you just blew me away. <--- kind of gross, I know

    * Can I have your number?. cauz' I can't find mine. <---- very clever!
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    Aug 9, 2008, 05:40 PM
    I'm not the type to use pickup lines, I like to use an opener that will lead to further conversation...

    But probably the most funny/absurd thing I've said to get a girls attention once was when she was standing next to me waiting for the bar to clear and it was really hot, she was sweating a little bit on her forehead, I looked at her, wiped my arm off which was close to her and said "I think you are sweating on me"... opened the door for conversation and had her number and a free drink from her within 10 minutes
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