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    Jul 22, 2008, 07:11 AM
    Samrt kid - 2 quarters vs. a dollar bill
    2 QUARTERS or a DOLLAR BILL

    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

    The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

    The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

    "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

    Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask yo u a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

    The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
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    Jul 22, 2008, 10:00 PM
    Lol... Smart Kid :)
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    Jul 23, 2008, 10:58 AM
    Hahaha!

    Verrrrrrrrry smart

    P.S- I love how you purposefully misspelled smart in the heading

    Right? Purposefully??
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    Jul 23, 2008, 10:59 AM
    Hilarious! Very smart kid!
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    Jul 24, 2008, 09:54 AM
    ... and they claim playing dumb doesn't work to your advantage!
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