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    #1

    Jul 14, 2008, 04:15 AM
    The banana test
    The Banana Test There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion,

    a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.

    They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

    Who do you guess will win?

    Your answer will reflect your personality.
    So think carefully.. . Try and answer within 30 seconds
    Got your answer?

    Now scroll down to see the analysis.













    If your answer is:

    Lion = you're dull.

    Chimpanzee = you're a moron.

    Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.

    Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.



    A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

    Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
    You should take some time off and relax!
    Try again next year.


    How did you do? :p
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    Jul 14, 2008, 04:27 AM
    So much for cognitive abilities and a relatively hi IQ. I picked the giraffe so I am a complete idiot who is just off a two week, restful vacation (at home yet)!
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    #3

    Jul 14, 2008, 04:29 AM
    Hahahaha!. I picked the squirrel!. and I even thought it through! Yep, so much for our so called intelligence! ;)
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    #4

    Jul 14, 2008, 04:29 AM
    My kid guessed no bananas on a coconut tree. Me, I'm not awake yet... need more coffee...
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    #5

    Jul 14, 2008, 04:32 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by twinkiedooter
    My kid guessed no bananas on a coconut tree. Me, I'm not awake yet.....need more coffee....
    Oh you took the easy way out! Ask the kid... LOL! I don't know if I'm "Smarter Than A Fifth Grader"... the show thinks I'm not! ;) :rolleyes:

    I can just see myself pressing that big red button and saying... my answer is... squirrel!. and losing 100 grand, lol
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    #6

    Jul 14, 2008, 04:39 AM
    I answered NONE. :) I am happy I didn't fall for that. Better luck next time ;)
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    #7

    Jul 14, 2008, 04:42 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Criado
    I answered NONE. :) I am happy I didn't fall for that. Better luck next time ;)
    Smarty pants! LOL!
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    Jul 14, 2008, 04:53 AM
    Giraffe, my excuse is I have been helping a teenage daughter get ready for a 5 day church camp trip which she packed 3 suit cases 2 beach bags and bags of food, medicine etc... I need the rest.:eek:
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    #9

    Jul 14, 2008, 04:58 AM
    I considered giraffe, but I thought that was too logical! You never know how high up those banana's are going to be in the coconut tree!

    In fact I feel like I got hit with the coconut that fell out, this morning!

    Hope you get a good 5 day rest G! ;)
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    #10

    Jul 14, 2008, 08:57 AM
    The squirrel is too busy climbing the nut tree

    The chimpanzee is climbing the coconut tree to smack the giraffe and the lion on the head with the coconuts.
    The giraffe's neck is not long enough to reach the banana's or coconuts.
    The lion can't climb the tree
    So they ALL lose -bananas or coconuts
    BUT THE squirrel got his nuts!
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    #11

    Jul 14, 2008, 09:24 AM
    Hehe, this has been copy/pasted and forwarded. :)
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    #12

    Jul 14, 2008, 04:31 PM
    I'm a complete idiot :eek:
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    #13

    Jul 14, 2008, 04:56 PM
    A no brainer - the chimpanzee of course :)
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    Jul 14, 2008, 11:21 PM
    I went for the lion, because he's cool. I guess not so much. Sob, I should have seen that one coming. At least I'm not alone in my stupidity, I have the rest of you to keep me company. :)

    Good one Starby, I'm going to try it on the kids tomorrow, and Wiggy. :)
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    #15

    Jul 14, 2008, 11:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    I went for the lion, because he's cool. I guess not so much. Sob, I should have seen that one coming. At least I'm not alone in my stupidity, I have the rest of you to keep me company. :)

    Good one Starby, I'm gonna try it on the kids tomorrow, and Wiggy. :)
    Lion = you're dull.

    Definitely not... :D
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    #16

    Jul 14, 2008, 11:34 PM
    And you're not a Giraffe M, by no means, nor are you an idiot. :)
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    #17

    Jul 15, 2008, 01:28 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178
    I'm a complete idiot :eek:
    That's okay Batman... I'm hopelessly stupid!. and enjoying every minute of it! :rolleyes: :p :eek:
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    #18

    Jul 15, 2008, 07:48 PM
    Ooops!
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    #19

    Jul 16, 2008, 06:37 AM
    Hahaha very funny - I chose giraffe too... on reflection, who ever heard of a giraffe eating bananas??
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    #20

    Jul 16, 2008, 08:01 AM
    Wha Hoo!

    I'm a smarty pants :D hehe jk

    At first I thought it was a Chimp because they eat bananas like monkeys...

    But then I caught on and read it again :D

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