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    Jun 11, 2008, 03:53 PM
    Pfizer Corp.
    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

    Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

    This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
    ;)
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    Jun 11, 2008, 10:25 PM
    LOL! That's great.
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    Jun 11, 2008, 10:25 PM
    Somehow doubled up... not sure how that happened :)

    Still a great joke!
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