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    May 25, 2008, 12:43 PM
    The Honeymoons' Over
    Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.

    The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we made love all night long.

    The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

    The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mothers house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, “What's for dinner, Batman?”
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    May 25, 2008, 04:00 PM
    Hahaha I can totally picture that in my head!
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    May 25, 2008, 04:21 PM
    LOL... I've actually heard that before but Funny!!
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    May 25, 2008, 07:42 PM
    I saw that one too... but I still love it!!

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