[Homegirl 50]

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and
The other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when
No one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long
Hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks the two of them worked hard and
The ranch was doing very well. Then one day,
The rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job,
and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into
Town on Saturday night.

He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the room,
He found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a
Glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked,
Ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and
Placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her
Eyes in the firelight.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands did as he was told
And dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said:
"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"

[startover22]

LMAO... oh my goodness this is a real real good one, still laughhhhiiinnnnggggggg... LMAO

[twinkiedooter]

Got me on that one. Didn't see it coming!!

[Alty]

Me too twinkie, I got whiplash it happened so fast. ;)

[friend4u178]

LMAO... nice one Hg :)

[albear]

Lol, great

[magprob]

YouTube - Wille Nelson's Gay Cowboy Song

[Duecey93]

I liked that twist in the ending!