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    Apr 4, 2008, 12:53 AM
    Blonde on a Plane
    (Only my hairdresser knows for sure ;) )

    A Plane is flying to Toronto.

    A blonde gets up from her economy class seat, and takes a seat in first class.

    The flight attendant notices this, approaches her, and says "miss, this is first class--you are going to have to move back to your seat in economy."

    The blonde looks at her and says--" I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, AND I'M FLYING FIRST CLASS!!"

    The flight attendant tries to convince her to move, but she won't budge. So she goes into the cockpit, and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is a blonde who has an economy seat and has taken a seat in first class and refuses to back to her own seat. The co-pilot says, I'll take care of this.

    The Co-pilot walks up to the blonde and says, maam, you are going to have to leave first class and return to your own seat in economy.

    The blonde says--I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, AND I'M FLYING FIRST CLASS! "

    The frustrated co-pilot goes back to the cockpit and says to the pilot, "I think we are going to have to call the authorities and have them meet us at the gate. The blonde in first class refuses to go back to her economy seat"

    The pilot says to the co-pilot, "she's a blonde you say? My wife is a blonde.--I speak blonde. Take over the controls and I'll be right back."

    The Pilot walks up to the blonde and whispers something in her ear. The blonde immediately gets up and leaves first class and goes back to her economy seat.

    The flight attendant and the co-pilot were shocked. They said, "What in the world did you say to her to get her to move back to her own seat?"

    The Pilot said---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    "I just whispered in her ear that first class wasn't going to Toronto! :D
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    Apr 4, 2008, 02:46 AM
    Lol :D :D :D :D
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    Apr 5, 2008, 07:39 PM
    Wow!

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