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    Mar 5, 2008, 03:59 PM
    The Happy couple
    A happy couple were celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the husband turns to his wife and asks, "Tell me truthfully, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"

    "Well," she replied, "since you ask, to tell you the truth I have been unfaithful on three occasions."

    "What? How could you?"

    "Let me tell you about it," she said.

    "The first time was back when we were first married. You needed that operation and we didn't have the money, so I went to bed with the surgeon and got him to operate for free." "Wow! That was noble of you. And, besides, I guess I should be grateful. But, tell me, what about the second time?"

    "Do you remember that VP of Sales promotion you desperately wanted, and they were going to pass you over for someone else? Well, I went to bed with the President and he gave you the job." "Hell, I think I could have done it on my own. But, then again, I guess I should be grateful.

    And so, what about the third time?" "Do you remember three years ago when you wanted to become president of the Owners Association, and you were missing 63 votes..."
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    Mar 6, 2008, 08:51 AM
    Lol not bad.
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    Mar 6, 2008, 08:54 AM
    Hee, Hee. Thanks, I needed that.
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    Mar 6, 2008, 10:17 PM
    Daaaaamn!
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    Mar 20, 2008, 10:41 PM
    LOL... is that how women do their math ?
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