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    Feb 5, 2008, 05:57 PM
    Paris Jokes
    Why does Paris Hilton like lightning?
    She thinks someone is taking her picture.

    What did Paris Hilton say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
    "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

    What do you call a fly buzzing inside Paris Hiltons head?
    A space invader.
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    Feb 6, 2008, 04:48 AM
    Lmao... Have you seen the new movie " meet the Spartans"
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    Feb 6, 2008, 09:07 AM
    I might be missing that one. At least till it's on the small screen. In a week or two.
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