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    Dec 25, 2007, 10:24 AM
    A Christmas Test
    Hello:

    One day a kindergarten teacher said to her class of 5 year olds, "I'll give $10 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived".

    A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was Saint Patrick".

    The teacher said, "I'm sorry Sean, that's not correct".

    Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was Saint Andrew".

    The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either".

    Finally a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ".

    The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Elliot. Come up here and I'll give you the $10". As the teacher was giving Elliot his money, she said, "You know, Elliot, considering that you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ".

    Elliot replied, "Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business"..

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    Dec 25, 2007, 01:55 PM
    Hey, that's a good one! Thanks! :)
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    Dec 27, 2007, 05:38 PM
    Lol :-)
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    Dec 27, 2007, 05:49 PM
    Good one, excon!
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    Dec 27, 2007, 05:51 PM
    Business is business is right. Thanks for the smile.
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