[friend4u178]

THE HORTH WITHPERER



Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a

Friend over to look at a horse.

Sam asks "How will I recognize him?"

"That's easy. He's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male

Or female horse.

"A female horth."

So he shows him a prized filly. She was really nice looking.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?"

Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?"

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?"

The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks

Him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her ?"

Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and

Rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's , pulls

Him out and plops him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should

Rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"

[magprob]

AHHHH HAAAA HAAAAAA! I don't know why, but I just love midget jokes and I just love hairlip jokes!