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    Nov 22, 2007, 06:23 PM
    Bag of lollies
    One day a 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound
    Down.

    "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the driver.

    "No way, go away", replied the boy.

    "How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked the driver.

    "I said no way", replied the irritated youngster.

    "What about a bag of juicy lollies and FIFTY dollars eh?", quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with
    The walking boy.

    "No, I'm not getting in the car!" answered the boy.

    "Okay, okay, I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.

    "NO!", screamed the boy.

    "What will it take to get you in the car?" Asked the driver with a long sigh.

    The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Volvo, you live with it..."
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    Nov 22, 2007, 11:41 PM
    LOL LOL good one! :) :) :) :) :) :)

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