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    Oct 29, 2007, 09:59 PM
    Little old lady
    There was a little old lady, who every morning. Stepped onto her front
    Porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted:

    'PRAISE THE LORD!'

    One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at
    The little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her
    And yell:

    'THERE IS NO LORD!'

    Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day.

    One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her
    Front porch and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and
    I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!


    The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags
    Of groceries sitting there.

    'PRAISE THE LORD!' she cried out. 'HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!'

    The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted:

    'THERE IS NO LORD; I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES! '

    The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted:

    'PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY
    FOR THEM!'
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    Oct 29, 2007, 10:30 PM
    Lol!
    Awesome old lady :)
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    Oct 29, 2007, 11:28 PM
    ;)
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    Oct 31, 2007, 06:55 PM
    Lol :-)

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