[John Da]

A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.

The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is.

The following day, the wife goes to the doctor's office. The doctor asks her what's wrong, why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband?

"Oh, that's easily explained. For the past six months," the wife says, "I've been taking a cab to work every morning. I don't have any money. The cab driver asks me, 'Are you going to pay today, or what?' So, I take an 'or what'."

"Then, when I get to work," she continues, "I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'Are we going to write this down in the book, or what?' So, I take an 'or what'.

"I take a cab to go home after work and, as usual, I have no money. The cab driver asks me again, 'So, are you going to pay this time, or what?' Again, I take an 'or what'.

"So you see, doc, by the time I get home I'm all tired out and don't want it anymore."

"Yes, I see," replies the doctor. "So, are we going to tell your husband, or what?" :)

[benn11]

Haaha, Doctor wants in! :D

[Chery]

[edzmedz]

There is a similar one that goes like this:

A guy takes his depressed wife to the doc. The diagnosis is that she is not getting enough sex. So the husband watches carefully, as the doc shows him what to do and has sex with his wife. In in the end the Doc says this is what needs to be done at least once a week.
The satisfied husband then asks When can I bring her over again for her next session?

OK it's a silly joke but it's funny come onnnnnn lol

[rpg219]

I love it when you guys give me good laugh this early (or late for some) :)

[magprob]

Whew! For a moment there I thought you guys were talking about my first wife.