Amish Humor

John Da Posts: 195, Reputation: 3

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Sep 15, 2007, 03:53 PM

Amish Humor

Sign behind an Amish carriage:

"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats.

CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!" :)

Clough Posts: 26,677, Reputation: 1649

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Sep 16, 2007, 12:37 AM

Very true!

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